hee, i like making little oneshots of bleach. and i hate raisins, carrots are...fine.
Disclaimer: I dont own the recipe below, nor do I own bleach. :(
Grimmjow walked in the middle of the white-washed hall, hands in his pockets, gravity-defying blue hair in place and hollow hole freshly rubbed and buffed. One thing's for sure he was downright hungry; it must be because of his hollow hole situated on/near his stomach. He did wonder where in the hell his food went through.
Grimmjow arrived in the gigantic kitchen after searching for it in the ridiculously gigantic Las Noches. He walked a straight line while scanning the shelves and opening the fridges in search of his favorite, gummirats.
While making a mess around the kitchen he decided he would just have to do for his second favorite; frozen fish flavored-adjuchas. Making a bigger mess he failed to find it and bumped butts with Aizen while reaching for the top shelf. "Aizen!" Grimmjow was indeed startled and felt a wee bit embarrassed.
"Grimmjow, what a surprise; would you like to share with me my 'Carrot Raisin Salad'?" Aizen asked while he finished chopping his sixth carrot into tidbits. Apparently Szayel that freak took some stuff from the kitchen including the electric grater again. "Uh... yeah right sure." Grimmjow scratched his nape. "Well then you better get me 1/4 c. of Hellemans mayonaise, 1 cup raisins, 1 tablespoon sugar, and some lemon juice please, as the old saying says, Those who dont work, dont eat." Aizen said with a twinkle in his eye. ("Where did that crazy man get all this)
Grimmjow wondered while gathering the things that other freak told him to get.
They carried the plates and the large bowl(courtesy of Grimmjow's strong arms) with the icky mush they made to a small table outside.
"Grimmjow, if you would" Aizen said as he offered Grimmjow two equally giant sporks ("what the?") and suddenly Grimmjow was appointed as Aizen's personal assistant. Grimmjow tossed the icky salad into their two plates and Aizen began eating bite after bite. Grimmjow played with his food a little, then proceeded to put actually put it in his mouth...and spat out after 4 seconds. "Ahh excellent" said Aizen as he cleared his third serving.
Peering over to his 6th Espada spitting out carrot after carrot like seeds from a watermelon(yum!) and only eating the raisins. "Grimmjow is something the matter with the carrots?" Aizen said slightly offended. "Oh no nothing at all..."
Little did that airhead Aizen know that aside from the carrots being putrid and gross, the carrots reminded Grimmjow of a certain sub shinigami with the giant kitchen knife.
So, how was it? and I have learned my lesson of capitalizing thier names, and thanks for reading hope you review too. oh and that carrot raisin recipe is edible too!