"Congratulations, it's a healthy young boy!" the male nurse said, pulling the baby away to clean it up and swaddle it in cloth. The panting mother smiled happily and laid back, glad her baby had finally been delivered. The doctor returned moments later, smiling.
"Here he is, Hatsuharu Sohma."
He gingerly placed the baby in the mother's arms.
A poof of smoke suddenly filled the room and a strangled cry was heard.
A nurse screamed as the air finally cleared. The doctor looked on in astonishment. A calf was sitting on the mother's body, where the baby had been moments before.
"Help…me," the mother cried out, being crushed by the two-hundred pound baby ox.
The calf opened its mouth to bawl like a human baby and the doctor fainted.
A/N: I'm sure this has been done before and it's not even great but whatever; I feel like posting something.