w00t! I, Lyric a.k.a. 98-san a.k.a. Baka Orange have finally posted my first fic! proud of self

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my OC, Lumiere Flamel-Mustang.

This fic was written by both me and the infinitely smart BillyBob!

BillyBob: Umm…hi?

Fic Start!

A Strange Year in Hogwarts!

Lumiere watched in amazement as Ed continued to snore. "Aaaand," said Roy. The young prophetess glared at the raven haired colonel-turned-Hogwarts-teacher.

"I don't care if you're a teacher or not. You're getting annoying!"

"Aaaand," continued Roy. "Two hours! A new record!"

Lumiere sighed as she ruffled a certain state alchemist's hair. "Ed was so excited about today that he didn't get much sleep last night and you know it. Now quit making fun of my little Fullmetal, Uncle Roy."

"It's Mr. Mustang to you!" scolded Roy.

"Mr. Mustang my ass," grumbled the brunette fortune-teller. Ed woke up with a start.

"Lumi! What would your mother say if she heard you use such language!"

"I don't know…my dad would say 'Atta girl' but I'm not sure about my mom…" she responded. Suddenly, the compartment door slid open. In walked a brunette boy with a pair of orange headphones bonded to the sides of his head.

"Room for one more?" he asked. Roy stood up and saluted.

"You may take my seat. I hope that you enjoy your stay." And with that, Roy left the compartment. The brunette boy sweatdropped.

After Roy was out of ear-shot, he whispered, "Whattsa matter with him?"

"I don't know, but why are we whispering?" replied Lumi in an equally soft voice.

"I DON'T KNOW!" yelled Ed.

"Aaah! My ears! They burn! He's talking in all capitals! And they're in bold! And in 16-point font!" squealed Yoh in agony.

"My gawd! Are you ok?" asked Lumi worriedly.

"Hey, hey, hey. get. Away. From. My. Girlfriend," commanded Fullmetal. Lumiere whacked Edward on the head with a giant paper fan.

"You really ought to go back to sleep, you know." Ed lay unconscious on the floor.

"Ohmigawd!" screamed Yoh. "You killed him!"

"I did?" whimpered Lumi. "O, what did I do to deserve this cruel fate!"

Did Edward really die? How did I come up with such a weird plot? Find out next time in A Strange Year in Hogwarts! If you intend on flaming me, please include constructive criticism. If you want me to continue or include your OC in the fic, please contact me telling me so. Sankyuu! -This is Lyric, signing out.