I just wanna feel this moment..
Gene finishes the Emoji Pop with his friends in the former Favorites Lounge. Only Gene could do it properly, so all of the other emojis were out of luck. Even though Gene's father could do it due to the fact that he has the same malfunction as Gene, he chooses not to. Quite regularly, actually.
"Wow, that dance was really awful, Gene," Jailbreak commented.
"Even more horrid than me," the Horrid Henry emoji added.
"It was the worst thing I've ever danced to," cackled the worm emoji.
"Shut up, worm," the Horrid Henry emoji cawed.
"Don't be horrid, Henry!" called everyone in the room. Gene and Jailbreak then shared a passionate smooch, almost as passionate as when ratface smooch don.
"Your lips taste like cardboard," Gene said lovingly.
"Yours taste like.." Jailbreak started, but then paused to think of what his lips tasted like.
"Gasoline? Emphasis on the gas?" Gene chimed in.
"Yeah. I wanted to say it because it was my idea. You know, women are always coming up with stuff that men are taking credit for." Jailbreak stated, mildly annoyed. Just after she finished her sentence, the text alarm sounded. "Everybody, to their cubes! This is not a butt dial!"
"Not a butt dial? Dammit!" Everyone said in perfect harmony with each other.
"It's been so long since a decent butt dial," an annoyed emoji said while walking to his cube. Everybody takes their weird elevator things into their cubes. When Gene entered his, everyone started clapping and cheering. Why is everyone clapping for me? I pretty much just took the job away from all the face emojis, because now I can do all their jobs for them. Why are they thanking me, shouldn't they me super mad at me?
"Alex looks to be texting Addie McCalister." Jailbreak commentated. The giant mechanical scanner sweeps around the room before settling on the poop emoji, creatively named Poop. The machine scans Poop and sends him up to Alex's text box. The machine then scanned him again. And again. And again. Eventually, the machine had scanned the poop emoji a full 18 times before the text was sent. Poop was congratulated for being scanned 18 times in a row, Textopolis's new record. Wow, the poop emoji sure does look hot when he's multiplied 18 times.. Alex receives a reply from Addie, and he readies a reply. He sends her the elephant emoji next to the wind emoji again.
"Didn't he text this same thing not too long ago?" Jailbreak queried.
"Yes he did, I remember," the elephant emoji answered.
The text is sent to Addie, and they initiate a sex RP where they go back to a hotel in the United Arab Emirates and fart a bunch, so much so the SWAT team breaks down the door to see who's been polluting the precious Middle Eastern air. The poop emoji and the wind emoji were used many, many times. The pair go into the background and Alex roleplays as a character only known as Mr. Toilet, and Addie takes a massive poop emoji on his little dead face. The toilet emoji was promoted to a Favorite because of this one texting session. All the while, Gene was falling in love with Poop's appearance. His color, his aroma, his bowtie. His skin was slicker than Oma's opponent in Monopoly and Parcheesi. Gene thought back to all his interactions with Poop ever since he messed everything up.
When everyone was leaving the conference hall, Poop and Steven came out as a pair, together. He could have easily asked Steven to tell him the verdict Smiler had given him, but he decided to ask Poop, not because he thought he would know more, but because he felt compelled to. Poop told him he knew it was just an accident. While Gene was admiring Poop's excremental form, Smiler interrupted him from behind and invited him for a "teensy weensy chat". He entered the conference hall slowly, partly because he was scared of what Smiler would say and do, and partly because he didn't want to be separated from Poop's beautiful scent.
Poop later defended Gene when Smiler wanted to have him deleted in front of everyone, saying she might be making too much stink out of all this. Gene was happy to hear Poop's voice, but he thought that there would never be enough of Poop's stink out of all this.
And then to Gene's favorite interaction. He was just in the Taco Bell bathroom taking a big ass dumparoo, firing away at the turdlet.
"Oh my, that was a big ass dumparoo." Suddenly, Poop entered the bathroom and busted down the stall door that Gene was in with his mobile battering ram.
"You rang?"
"That's something Lurch always said on The Addams Family." Gene noticed.
"I know, I'm a huge fan of Zdeno Chára. Hey, what's that all over the ground?"
"Oh I think I missed the bowl. That or the bowl overflowed. It was just an accident!" Gene defended. Poop smiled.
"I know it was an accident, we all have accidents." Poop then left the B R.
Alex and Addie had finished their sex roleplay, with it ending with them both in prison for air pollution.
I think.. I'm in love.