Disclaimer: I do not own Kirby or any other mentioned series. I really wish I did though...
Warining: Rated K+ for Mild Violence.
"Meta Knight! Well be late for Kirby's birthday party!" Waddle Dee exclaimed, running out the door.
Meta Knight came out in a tuxedo and fixed his mask. He held up a Waddle Dee sized tuxedo.
"Go change," he said, before pointing to the bathroom.
When Waddle Dee came out, Meta Knight was surprised at how good he looked.
"Wow, you actually look good."
He thought for a while, then whispered to himself. "At least he doesn't look like his usual sloppy self..."
"Hey Kirby! What flavor is the cake?!"
"Typical Waddle Dee..."
Kirby made an angry face at at Meta Knight, before pinning him against the wall. He sucked up Meta Knight and spat him at the wall.
"Meta Knight! Wait... Hold on... CAKE!" Waddle Dee gave a crazy stare before running face first into the cake.
Meta Knight limped up to Kirby (A/N: Can Meta Knight's species even limp?) and handed him his present. Kirby opened it up, and it was a tomato. He kissed it before gulping it down. Then he started to make watery eyes.
"Oh shit..."
Kirby threw punches at Meta Knight (and every single other party guest), effectively drawing blood. Then he broke out into hysterical sobbing, all the while hitting King Decede with his hammer (also effectively drawing blood).
The rest of the party guest's lived to see another day. When they grew old they told many stories about Kirby.
"So, children, if you don't go to sleep on time, and eat all your vegetables, then The Pink Menace will come and EAT YOU!"
Just a horrible quality drawl. Or drabble. Actually, I prefer drawl. Drawl is suck a weird word... Drawl... This was not checked by my Beta, by the way. Drawl... I really suck at Kirby stories... Drawl... Drawl...