Warnings- Slash, Au out of the wazoo, tons of OOC. Umm yeah that's about it.

Disclaimer- If I owned Harry Potter I'd be rich, as it is I'm asking you not to sue me as I really just spent all my money on a bass amp so I really don't have anything. Sorry.

A/N- Umm, this just came and hit me on the head this morning. Don't really know what the fuck it is. But uh yeah. Its here. Enjoy.

A young red haired girl stepped out of the silver and red horseless carriage and looked around uncomfortably. Her slender form was accented by a simple green dress that made her light green eyes and fiery red hair glow in an unusual way. Out of the crowd of finely dressed people came forward a young tall elegant blond man. When he arrived at the carriage he went down on one knee and offered his hand to the young woman.

"Princess Virginia, it is my honor to welcome you to your home, finally after all these years we have found you. And I hope you.."

"Shut up." Everyone gasped. "First off I'm not your long lost princess. I'm a common scholar. And second, if anyone, and I do mean Anyone, dares call me Princess or Virginia I will personally rip off their head." By this time the entire royal family and court were shocked into complete and utter silence. "My name is Ginny and I refuse to be anyone's phony princess."

With this she reached down and roughly pulled up the blond who was still kneeling with his hand up for her to take.

"Also no bowing. Now, blondie, where is this king person who claims he's my father?" With this the first movement since she opened her mouth happened,

A short balding slightly round man came forward from the small crowd at the top of the stairs.

"Welcome daughter, I am you father, The King of the Shori Clan. And I welcome you to your home, Hogwarts." The court began to clap slightly at this, since most were still in a daze at the way the princess had spoken to them they more then likely had no idea what the were clapping about.

"You've got the wrong chick."

"Excuse me?" The king looked shocked.

"Wrong chick, girl, lass, lady, babe, woman, bitch. Take your pick. I'm still not the person you're looking for. Sorry."

"I beg your pardon but you are my daughter and you are obviously your mothers child." At this the woman beside him smiled and most people laughed.

"You must not have heard correctly. Would you like me to repeat what I said in French, Spanish, Latin, or Gaelic?" Before anyone could answer a blur came running down the stairs and glomped Ginny.

"Finally!! Someone with more the half a brain! This is great! Do you know any other languages? Oh I forgot I'm your sister, Hermione, well 'moine is what most of my friends call me. I loved your speech about how your not a princes but don't worry pretty soon you'll get used to it. Its lots of fun! You'll see!"

"Uhm, get a fucking life girl." Another one of those collective gasps and a lot of faces looking like someone hit them on the head with a rock. "I-

"Ahem," Came the wavering voice of the king. "I believe that my family will have dinner in my chambers so we can get to know my daughter a little better." With this the court dispersed and Hermione led Ginny to her fathers room with the blond following them.

By the time they were half way there they were deep into a conversation about ancient Egyptian tombs that had recently been found and what they thought could be in them.

"Um, girls? You just passed the door." Came the melodic voice of the Blond.

"Oops. I guessed I was getting carried away." Hermione said with a laugh. She turned around and led Ginny into the room.

Everyone was already seated on cushions surrounding a low table, on the table there was all sorts of Japanese food, from shushi to tempura.

"We heard that your favorite food was Japanese, so we asked our wonderful chef, Jack, to prepare it for dinner. Now please sit down." A small woman with deep red hair and green eyes welcomed as the trio entered the room. It was the same lady who had stood next to the king when she had first arrived.

"Thanks I guess, but I'm really not the person you're looking for." She sat in the seat offered.

"Oh really? Well what about your birth mark on your left hip? You know the silver sword with a red pentagram behind it? I know its there isn't it?"

"H-how did you know? I've never shown it to anyone."

"It's the Shori Clan mark." She continued. "All you the royal family have one. If it's on the left it means you're to be taught the darker aspects of our clan and on the right it's the lighter ones. But enough of this, you'll learn it all eventually."

"True, true. Besides this is not a pleasant topic. How about instead everyone introduces them selves. I will begin. I am your father, King Arthur."

"And I am your mother, Queen Molly. But please call me mom or Molly if you prefer."

"I will"

"I am you older sister princess Hermione. But please call me 'Mione." She winked at this.

"Alright."

"I am Ronald, or as most call me Ron. I am 'Moine's fiancé." The tall gangly red head beside Hemione said.

"I am Lucius Malfoy, King of the Shinai Clan." The intimidating blond man seated at the end of the table announced. Ginny just nodded her head, not really knowing what to do.

"Hello, I am Draco Malfoy, your fiancé." The blond boy from earlier.

"WHAT?!?!"

"Now dear, how about we discuss this at a later time?"

"Whatever. I'm still not your damn princess, and even if I am I wont be married to this playboy idiot."

"Very well. There's one more person to introduce. Harry?"

"Oh, I'm Harry Potter, the adopted son of Lucius Malfoy." The pale messy haired boy next to Draco said quietly.

"Hi." Ginny said. "Well as I said before, I'm Ginny a common scholar."

"You're anything but common you're the first person I've ever met who knows anything about anything!" Ginny just smiled slightly.

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