Molly's fic
"Surprise!"
"Stupefy!"
~hours later~
"Well, that went well. The one time I invite guests over you stun them."
"Sorry. What do you expect for me to do?"
"It has been a decade, dear."
"Pot. Kettle. Black. Or did you forget that you still check our backyard every night before you come up?"
Groans
"Well, well. It seems our guests have awoken."
"Honey?"
"Yes?"
"How about you, send our guests home, and I will bring the Professor into the bedroom. Because you deserve a dentition."
"I have really have bad Professor Snape."
"Get our guests to the floo, or I lay you over my lap and punish you now."
"Oi we can you hear you two!"
"Well, I would like to thank you for coming and I apologize for the stunner. We probably have all done it before."
"Now, where were we?"
"I think Miss Granger, you were about to serve your dentition."
"This is the only way I want to celebrate my birthday, is with my favorite snarky professor."
Fin