The first thing that ran through Vega's head was how much his head hurt. It was obviously a hangover, but there was more to it. Delicately, he pressed his fingers at the top of his skull and pushed down, earning him a pained hiss. That was going to be a nasty bruise.

The second thing was, where the hell am I? He looked around the room, catching the glare of the aquarium. Shepard's quarters. Okay, that was not too unusual, he'd done that once or twice before the Reapers had been destroyed.

"Hey, EDI? What happened last night?" His voice was groggy and slurred to the point he could barely understand himself.

EDI took a moment to answer. "You and Commander Shepard went to Afterlife and came back drunk after many hours there. You took her to her quarters and proceeded to have intercourse with her." A pause, then she added, "Would you like me to relay the events to you, lieutenant?"

James grabbed his head and rubbed his temples. "Send a recording of it to my omnitool," he answered. "I'll watch it later."

EDI logged him out and he fell back onto the bed with a groan and a thump. What a hell of a night it must've been. Lately, they'd decided to become friends with benefits: I fuck you, you fuck me, we're both happy.

He was very happy with this decision.

"I see your finally awake, meatsicle," a perfect voice teased from the doorway to the bathroom. James lifted his head to find Shepard standing there, dressed in a bathrobe and skin gleaming with soap and water. He smiled groggily and lifted himself from the bed. "God, I thought you'd never wake up."

James shrugged and stood up, not realizing the fact he had no clothes on. "I spare you no apologies, ni a peque a. Besides, you didn't wake me up before you got in the shower, so I think we're even."

That earned him a laugh that made his cock twitch. Shepard closed in on him and began grinding her back against his chest and other places. "Aw, c'mon. Not even for little old me?" she whined. Obviously, something must have reacted to her touch because she laughed at him. "I thought so. You might want to get that taken care of and dressed, we're touching down on the Citadel soon."

"The Citadel?" James thought aloud. "What's going on there that's so important?"

She rolled her eyes at him as she headed to the terminal holding her clothing in storage. "We're all getting medals, dumbass. You know, for saving the universe from the Reapers? Jesus, how hard did that beam hurt you?"

"Maybe it's the giant bruise on my head," he pointed out.

"Oh right," she chuckled. "Forgot about that. I rode you pretty goddamn hard last night."

"I'll have to make it up to you double that." With that, James gathered his clothes and left the room, grinning to himself.

He just got laid by Commander Shepard, and he wanted to tell the whole damn world.

The ritual itself was pretty boring. All it consisted of was the Council kissing Shepard's beautiful ass. He should be kissing Shepard's ass, not them, he thought with a grin. Oh man, she would love that, especially if he started mimicking on of their voices. 'Oh, Shepard, how ever could we thank you? Oh, Shepard, it's not like we haven't hindered you every step of the way!"

When it was his turn to recieve his medals, he had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing. They gave him an odd look, but continued nonetheless.

After an hour or so, the damn thing was finally over. Shepard had him keep the paparazzi at bay as she guided the crew to Purgatory, where she'd rented out the entire place for the night. He knew she just wanted to get drunk and laid again, so why not bring the whole crew out with her?

Once they arrived and made sure everyone was happy, Shepard was in a drinking battle with Garrus. They had invited him, but he declined. He had something very important he wanted to do.

Slipping into the farthest back booth, James pulled up his omnitool and brought up the video that EDI had sent to him, bless her mechanical heart.

The noises of the club were drowned out by his earpiece as he began the video...

"Oh fuck!" Shepard cried as James lifted her up by her thighs and rammed her against the back wall of the elevator, grinding himself into her. Dios, she was so fucking wet, even through her civvies. "Just like that!"

Vega grinned bit her neck, causing her to moan. The elevator dinged and he carried her out and into her room, guiding them to the bed. Just as they fell onto the cot, James was flipped onto his back, pressed against the headboard and having his clothes torn of by the almighty Commander Shepard.

All he wanted to do was admire the body before him; breasts bouncing around as she moved, that lustful look in her eyes, and those seemingly delicate fingers that could kill with a single flick. By God, he wanted all of her to himself, even if he would never admit it.

In the blink of an eye, Shepard had completely undressed James, letting his cock stand proud. She began undressing herself as if she were dancing, although much better and hotter than on the dancefloor.

Vega did not have to wait long to be serviced again. His mouth opened wide with pleasure as she took him to the hilt and rode him mercilessly, ramming his head into the wooden board.

Shepard leaned in close and began to whisper in his ear all the things she wanted to do to him, twisting his nipples all the while. He didn't catch most of it, but the thought was enough to put him on edge.

"You fucking like that, huh?" she crooned, thrusting for emphasis. He wanted to scream, but, knowing the fact they weren't alone in the ship, he bit his hand and nodded with a muffled groan. "I thought so, you fucking slut. I wonder how I could make you just cum all over yourself. Wouldn't that be fucking hot? Yeah, I fucking thought so, you dirty birdy."

Vega's eyes were rolling back into his head with ectasy and could feel himself ready to burst. Shepard seemed to notice this, because she began riding him even harder (which he almost though impossible) and screamed his name as they both came in complete synchronization.

The commander rolled off of James after a few minutes, breathing hard and grinning wide. He'd already fallen asleep, having exhausted all of his energy. Shepard turned towards him and whispered something inaudible in his ear before getting up and disappearing into the shower.