Anon's fic
"Straight flush, you lose yet again Severus."
"You are cheating! That is the third straight flush tonight!"
"Well I would say I may be hiding something up my sleeves, but I lost my shirt earlier tonight."
"True."
"Okay, that means the trousers go!"
"…"
"The trouser not your socks! Live a little Severus, I'm in my bra skirt for bloody sake!"
Mumbles
"Pardon?"
"I'mwearingembarrassingpants."
"Oh come on Severus, with Ron and Harry have seen my fair share of funny pants. Do they have hearts?"
"What?"
"Your pants do they have little pink hearts maybe?"
"…"
"Oh don't pout, Severus."
"I do not pout."
"Let's see then!"
"Fine!"
"…"
"Well, I don't hear a witty know-it-all remark."
"I didn't know snakes could spell."
"Yes, well. They were a April fool's gift from Minerva."
"May you should send her thank you."
"What?"
"…" "Yes I think I will."
"Severus, shut up and kiss me."