Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo, Apple Industries, or any other company that can sue me for copyright. So, basically, I OWN NOTHING! My first ever fanfic! I hope you guys enjoy!

Pit rolled over on his bed and sighed. Another brain meltingly boring day.

"Seriously?" Pit sighed. "It's not even a month after we defeated Hades! How does life become THIS boring this quick?!" He reached for his 3DS XL charging across the counter to re-live his adventure when suddenly, he remembered. He remembered the day he saw it. On one of his fly-bys above earth. Not Greece, the the little corner of the earth that he saved, but in New York. To be more specific, Manhattan. He saw the teenage girl walking along, with no worries in the world. Holding a small rectangular object in both hands. Since the day he saw it, Pit wondered what it was. He's been meaning to ask Lady Palutena about it, but has never gotten the chance to.
Pit decided that today was the day since there wasn't anything better to do anyways, and set off to find Lady Palutena. He found the goddess in her garden, and was about to ask why in Skyworld she was, seeing as it was 15 degrees outside, but was greeted by a "shh."
"Quiet, Pit." The goddess whispered with a smirk on her face. She was up to something, and by the looks of it, something mischievous. As she stepped farther away from Pit, he could see that she was stepping closer to a different figure, napping on the grass.
"Hand me that bucket." Lady Palutena whispered and pointed to Pit's feet. Pit looked inside and found water and ice. He reluctantly picked up the bucket and handed it to her. She nodded Pit thanks and moved ever so slightly closer to the figure. And as she did, Pit saw black hair, a black tunic, and black, fluffy wings.
"Dark Pit!" Pit thought as Lady Palutena poured the contents of the bucket onto Dark Pit.
"AHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?!" Dark Pit yelled. Paluentena and Pit burst into laughter. After about 2 to 3 minutes, Pit and Paluentena calmed down, while Darkie was raging.
"Oh come on Pittoo! It's all in good fun!" Lady Palutena said.
"It's only 'good fun' when the person you prank gets to prank you back, and that person doesn't get cursed for having some 'good fun!'" Dark Pit angrily responded.
"We should have a prank war sometime, all 3 of us. No curses, nothing but pranks!" The goddess suggested.
But Pit wasn't here for another chance on the battlefield, he was here for a question.
And apparently Pit's face was showing it because Dark Pit remarked,"Wipe that stupid questioning look off your face, Pit-stain. I find it very annoying."
"Is there something you want to ask me, Pit?" Lady Palutena asked him.
"Actually, yeah. You know that fly-by I went on about 3 days ago?" Pit asked.
"Yes. You went to Manhattan, New York correct?" The goddess responded.
"Uh huh. I saw this girl walking by and sh-" Pit was cutoff by the sound of a whistle.
"Ha! Someone's got a crush on a city girl, huh?" Dark Pit remarked.
Pit's cheeks burned and turned a shade of red. "No! It was what she was holding that I was asking about!"
"Sure..."
"Just ignore him," The goddess said. "Please continue."
"O-okay. Anyways, she was holding something that was white and rectangular, and it was glowing, like my 3DS does when it's on. It had a circular button on the bottom of the rectangle. And when she pushed the button, the thing took her to what I'm guessing was a 'home' or a main menu, like when I push the home button on my 3DS. So my question is: Do you know what that is?"
"Hmm." The goddess thought hard. "Aha!" She exclaimed, "I think, but I might be wrong, what you're describing is a phone. An Apple iPhone to be more specific."
"An Apple iPhone? What's that?" The two angels said at once.
"Let me explain what a phone is first. A phone is something that most
humans use to keep in touch with each other. For example, if you were in trouble and our psychic connection was cutoff, depending on where you are, you could take out your phone and call me on it. It's just like being psychically connected except that instead of hearing me in your head, you hear me though a speaker on the phone, just like the one on both of your 3DS. And on some phones you can text. Which is just like Pictochat, except that you keep the small phone with you instead of the big DS. Got it? I know it's a lot for you two to take, so I'll give you guys some time to let it sink in."
After about a minute, Pit asked, "And what's Apple? Can you eat it? Can you eat the phone?"
"No silly! Apple is just a company that makes phones. Phones that are NOT edible." Lady Palutena responded. She was waiting for that dreaded question, the HUGE one with only 4 little words, the one that she would HAVE to comply to, for fear that she would break their little hearts if she said no. So, to make thinks quicker, she added,"On Apple iPhones, you can also download games and music and a lot of other applications."
Both of the angles' faces lit up.
Here comes the little big question. "Can we get one?!"
End of Chapter 1

I hope you liked it! I decided to split it into 2 chapters, since i thought it would be too long for just one. I hope I didn't abuse commas too much! Please leave review! Bye!

-PitDash