Tien and Yamcha's secret, or what you didn't see on Toonami
by Eugol Dlareg
I don't own Dragonball Z. I wish I did. However, that would mean I would be one of the following: Akira Toriyama, Toei, Bird Studios, or FUNImation. Toonami is owned by Cartoon Network.
the day the androids arrived
"What's with the baby, Bulma?" Krillin asked.
"I'll bet it's yours," Gohan said to Yamcha.
"No," Yamcha said.
"Get real," Bulma said. "You think I'd ever have that faggot's kid?"
"Why did you just call Yamcha a faggot?" Goku asked.
"Because I caught him fucking Tien in the ass," Bulma said.
Goku became visibly disgusted by what Bulma said. "Aren't they both guys?" he asked.
"Uh Goku," Krillin said. "That's what a faggot is, a guy who likes to fuck other guys in the ass. You know, someone who's light in his loafers."
"Oh I see," Goku said, genuinely understanding waht faggot meant.
"That might explain why he used to be afraid of girls," Krillin said.
"Okay," Yamcha said. "I admit it. I'm gay. I'm gay, and I'm in love with Tien."
"And I'm gay too," Tien said. "And I'm in love with Yamcha. Come Yamcha my love, let's scour the air for the androids." Tien and Yamcha held hands and flew off.
"I had my suspicions about those two," Piccolo said.
by Eugol Dlareg
I don't own Dragonball Z. I wish I did. However, that would mean I would be one of the following: Akira Toriyama, Toei, Bird Studios, or FUNImation. Toonami is owned by Cartoon Network.
the day the androids arrived
"What's with the baby, Bulma?" Krillin asked.
"I'll bet it's yours," Gohan said to Yamcha.
"No," Yamcha said.
"Get real," Bulma said. "You think I'd ever have that faggot's kid?"
"Why did you just call Yamcha a faggot?" Goku asked.
"Because I caught him fucking Tien in the ass," Bulma said.
Goku became visibly disgusted by what Bulma said. "Aren't they both guys?" he asked.
"Uh Goku," Krillin said. "That's what a faggot is, a guy who likes to fuck other guys in the ass. You know, someone who's light in his loafers."
"Oh I see," Goku said, genuinely understanding waht faggot meant.
"That might explain why he used to be afraid of girls," Krillin said.
"Okay," Yamcha said. "I admit it. I'm gay. I'm gay, and I'm in love with Tien."
"And I'm gay too," Tien said. "And I'm in love with Yamcha. Come Yamcha my love, let's scour the air for the androids." Tien and Yamcha held hands and flew off.
"I had my suspicions about those two," Piccolo said.