An Alternative to Crazy
Chapter 1: Intro and More Kidnappings
Introduction
"It has been three mouths ago when it happened here in Peach Creek, Toon Town USA. The Eds were having a boring day as usually when it happened. A great shadow had engulfed their Cal-de-Sac as if day turned to night. With their curiosity deepen as they followed it to the nearby junk yard. It appeared as if it were an alien ship. They let their curiosity get the best of them, as tall mechanical robots walked out and captured them. Unknowing to them, hope had boarded the ship, as Jonny 2X4 and his wooden pal Plank sneaked on to the ship as Caption Melonhead and Splinter the Wonderwood to prove their worth to the Eds after his last slip up when helping them to escape school. A mad scientist had tried to uses them an others as a way to defeat his own enemy (a blue hedgehog), but do to them being too annoying for him to handle, he was defeated. It has been three mouths from that day and because of it not being common for the Eds to be friends with someone else, they had to keep their new friendship with Jonny a secret."
It was another quiet sunny day at the Cal-de-Sac, the wind was blowing and the kids were outside playing in the playground. Then as most kids in the Neighborhood had expected it, a tall dark shadow was cast over the playground.
"Oh dear, Sarah, who turned out he sun!" said Jimmy in a scared voice.
They look up to see a tall round structure covered in a big cloth, in the middle of the road in front of the playground looming over them.
"Who in the right mind would put a tall covered shape in the middle of the Cal-de-Sac?" asked Rolf.
"I'll give you one good guess" said Kevin.
As soon as he said that, a loud voice came from the top of the structure.
"Greeting my fellow people of the Cal-de-Sac, and welcome the funniest attraction to have come from all around" shouted the mysterious voice.
As they looked closer, they could make out the figure easy. It was the short and selfish Eddy standing at the top of the structure in a cheaply made, circus ringer costume.
"It's the dorks, want is it this time." Ask Kevin very annoyed.
"Just the funniest thing to come to Peach Creek for years to come, behold!!!" shouted Eddy as he pulled down the cloth to revealed the structure to be a giant Ferris wheel made from old wood and duck tape.
"Behold, the great Wheel of Peach Creek, at the top of it you will see for miles, for only 25 cents" shouted Eddy.
"Boring" said Sarah, "come on Jimmy."
"Better luck next time, Dorks, ha-ha" laughed Kevin as he and the other kids walk off.
As they leave, Nazz sees Jonny was still looking up at the big wheel.
"Hay Jonny, are yeah coming" asked Nazz.
"Yeah, we'll meet up with you later" said Jonny.
"Ok, if you say so" said Nazz.
When Nazz was out of sight, Jonny walks over to the Eds in a big uproar.
"Ahh, what is wrong with these kids, how could they have not have fell for it" shouted Eddy in anger.
"Come now Eddy, you got to admit that the kids are catching on" said Edd.
"Well, at least you tried guys" said Jonny.
"Well where were you Mr. suppose to be helping us, you could have encourage them to ride melon head" shouted Eddy in anger.
"Now that's enough Eddy, at least he showed up to see how it could do" said Edd.
"Ya and it did pretty bad uh Eddy" said Ed.
"Shut up Ed" said Eddy.
"Well, as long were here, Plank says we should make use of this big wheel" said Jonny.
"Great idea, come along boys" said Edd.
"I don't know guys, I'm afraid of heights" said Ed nerviest.
"Just cover your eye lumpy" said Eddy.
"Want ever you say Eddy" said Ed as they walked over to the ride.
As the ride climbed to the top, Jonny decided to make small talk.
"So how as your day been today guys" asked Jonny.
"Well it's been mildly good, my breakfast was good, I read the Toon Town News and…" said Edd before being cut off by Eddy.
"Boring" said Eddy.
"Well, if you think it's so boring, you will just have to listen, because I brought the papers with me" said Edd as he started to read the papers "Well; let's see now … Oh dear."
"Wants wrong sockhead?" asked Eddy.
"Well, it's really bad news" said Edd nervously "It says…"
Toon Town News
In the last few days there have been several disappearances of many cartoons and Entertainment characters, all in the category of comedy. They have reported to have been in their regular places in their own situations before they disappear. It is to be warned to all that are in the funny business to report any strange events to the Toon Town Police. The case at this moment is being investigated by some of the best detectives, which will be lead by Chief Inspector Clouseau.
"Well that's plane stupid" said Eddy.
"What do you mean Eddy, they made it very clear?" said Edd.
"No, I mean why are they putting that idiot guy on the job, we could do better" said Eddy.
As the sun started to set, the ride reached the top. When it reaches the top, it stops.
"Hay why'd we stop sockhead" said Eddy.
"I'm not sure Eddy, I'm sure I tested it for bugs before" said Edd.
Right when Edd says that, dark clouds start to form over head as it starts to get strangely cold.
"What's with this sudden cold front Double-D" asked Eddy shivering.
"Must be a change in weather patterns, the weather man said nothing of any cold front passing through" said Edd as cold as Eddy.
"Plank says we should gather together to keep warm" said Jonny.
"Forget it Jonny, I'd rather rap myself in Ed's jacket" said Eddy.
"Are you sure about that Eddy?" said Edd as he opened Ed's jacket (with gloves on) in Eddy's face.
After taking one sniff of Ed's jacket and plugging his nose, Eddy says "Alright, alright, we'll hold each other to keep warm"
But before they can even do that, Edd sees that frost is starting to form all over the wheel, and not just the wheel, but the whole Cal-de-sac was being cover with frost and snow, but it's different as it started form faster all around them, even destroying Rolf's croups from his garden.
"That strange, frost can't form this fast unless below -30°C." said Edd even colder than before.
They then see a dark figure in the sky, flying right for them in a dark, hooded cloak. As it got close, the colder it got, as soon as it got to distance they could see what it was.
"It's a Dementor from Harry Potter, here to suck out our soul and send us to the darkness of Hades!!!" screamed Ed as he got and grabbed one of chairs from the wheel and shouted "Surrender, beats from the under" he hit the Dementor to the ground.
Edd, Eddy, and Jonny then grab on to Ed when they realized that Ed tock the only thing holding them up. Then when Ed realized as well, he went ballistic.
"To high guys!" shouted Ed as he jumped to the next seat.
"Now Ed, calm down, no sudden movements" said Edd nervous.
"Down for Ed, Double-D" said Ed as he jumped to one seat after another, until Ed was spinning the wheel like a hamster (only above).
At that moment, even more Dementors start to surround Ed, and because he's too scared of the height he is at, he is too distracted to even to defend himself from the Dementor's Kiss, which causes him to fate and fall off the wheel. When this happens, the Ferris wheel stops spinning and collapses under pressure. As the boys push themselves out of the wood they soon see that their troubles have just begun, when they see big white suited men with what seemed to be laser guns pointed right at them.
"Stand and put your hands up, you are now in the hands of Emperor Palpatine" said the mysterious man.
"Eddy these are Imperial Stormtrooper, one of the worst armies ever to exist, what are we to do?" whispered Edd.
"There's only one thing we can do Double-D" said Eddy as he reached to grab the fated Ed, which he quickly uses to push the Stormtrooperes away and shouts "Run!" as they run away dragging Ed behind them.
As they ran they were stopped in their track as shadowy creatures with bright yellow eyes rose from the ground, surrounding them.
"Now want" said Eddy.
"Oh my, their horrible Heartless from the video game world in Toon Town called Kingdom Hearts" said Edd in a scared voice.
As the Heartless, Stormtrooperes, and start to surround them, a sinister voice shouts out "Ok men, good enough, we'll take it from here." As soon as it was said, five figures start to walk in front of the Eds. From the instant they saw them they know who they were instantly, they were the infamous Toon Patrol Weasels who work for Judge Doom. When the Eds see them they say in fear "The Toon Patrol."
"Ya, what's it to yeah" said the leader of the group.
"Yes, but your supposed to be in the Toon Town Jail" said Edd scared out of his life.
"Yeah, but we broke out, and now that we have our old leader Judge Doom back, we have some big plan for you guys" said the sinister weasel as he called over a Dementor, "now give them the full treatment, the Judge really want to see these guy in that cell he set up."
As the Dementor got closer the Eds and Jonny screamed as loud as they could, but no one could hear them, and as the Dementor gave them the Dementor's Kiss, it started to quiet down.