Saturday Night II

By Da_Jesus

Da_Jesus@start.com.au

Saturday Night II

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[Shinji and Touji are in a room.]

"Damn, we really got in some deep shit for last Saturday Night. I guess we'll have to tone down our exploits this time...so what do you guys think we should do?" Asked Touji, trying to hide the fact that he was scratching his asscrack.

"I suggest we put our talents to work in the crime industry. Oh, and I know you're scratching your asscrack, Touji." Replied Shinji trying not to look at Touji as he spoke.

"Crap. Oh well...hey, I think we should make you be a pimp, Shinji!"

"Why?"

"So we can call you Shinji The Pimp."

"And?"

"We can call you Shinji The Pimp."

"So?"

"Shinji The Pimp."

"Yeah, but wh-"

"Shinji The Pimp. Damn, that's a good idea. Good idea, Touji!" Said Touji.

Shinji stared at Touji.

"Oookay...but what if I don't want to be called Shinji The Pimp?"

"Then we'll call you...uhh..."

"Well?"

"Chicks With Dicks."

"...see that wall over there? I'm going to smash my head on that until you become sane."

"But it works on SO MANY LEVELS!!" Shouted Touji.

"Like?" Demanded Shinji, glaring at Touji.

"'Coz it's Chicks...with...Dicks."

---WHACK---

***

"Man, you think Shinji will be a good Pimp?" Asked Kensuke curiously, looking at Touji.

"I don't see why not. I mean, he did see that movie about that Pimp and his be-atch."

"What movie?"

Kensuke rolled his eyes in frustration.

"You know...that movie with that thing that kept on saying stuff. And that guy with the unibrow."

Touji blinked.

"Unibrow? Have you been smoking the bad granola again?"

"Fine! MONObrow!"

"That's better!"

***

"Well, Shinji, here's a picture of your first whore." Said Touji and Kensuke at the same time.

Shinji glared back at them.

"I can't believe you guys want to go through with this....arghhh, at least you didn't go through with that other thing...that "dick" thing."

"Scratch Plan B: Chicks With Dicks - Penis Transplant..." Touji whispered to Kensuke, who nodded furiously.

"But anyway Shinji, here ya go." Said Touji, handing Shinji a photo.

"...what the FUCK IS THAT?"

"Your first whore, remember?"

"...ga-...bu-...exactly HOW am I supposed to get men to want to fuck this thing?!"

"It's all in the marketing, Shinji. Imagine this: Sleep With The Fuck-Ugliest 'Woman' Alive."

"Hell, it's got me horny." Commented Kensuke.

***

"Hmm. You guys were right. There's a massive line outside this seedy shithole above the Exotic Topless Women bar." Said Shinji.

"Hey, don't call it a shithole! I live here 6 days a week!" Said Kensuke angrily.

***

"Man, we've made more than $50,000 tonight. What now, Touji?"

"I've got it all thought out, Shinji - Chicks...With...Dicks."

---WHACK---

THE END

And Saturday Night II comes to life! I guess you can tell by my writing that my life is pretty fucked up, eh? hehehe...anywayz, later...this one was waaaay short yeah, but I have a short attention span, you see...

Da_Jesus

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