"I'll get you next time, hedgehog!" Eggman yelled.
Sonic looked back and smirked. "Yeah, that'll be the day Eggman!"
He yawned. "Time to go home and catch some shut eye."
All of a sudden, Sonic saw a weird glowing porthole on the side of the road. "Whoa," he said, skidding to a stop. "What the hell is that?"
He heard voices from inside:
"Hey Lois, look! They're showing Star Wars on TV, and Obi Wan's about to get blasted!"
"Not now Peter, I'm busy!"
Sonic scratched his head. "Maybe Tails knows what it is. After all, he is a pretty smart guy."
(at the house)
Tails looked strangely at Sonic. "So you saw something glowing on the path?"
Sonic nodded. "And it's no ring, 'cause it's about 2 feet wide."
Tails turned back to his work. "You're fucking crazy."
Knuckles entered the room and said, "He's not crazy! I just saw the same thing!"
So, everyone headed to the path to where the hole was.
Voices could be heard:
"Mom! Chris won't stop annoying me!"
Rouge gasped. "Damn! That's unusual!"
Tails walked up to the porthole and said, "Well, aren't you guys coming?"
(switch POV)
Peter got bored watching Star Wars, so he turned it to Sonic X to see some more action.
"Well, aren't you guys coming?" the yellow fox said, walking toward Peter.
Peter laughed. "This fox found a porthole, and now he's walking toward my TV!"
(Both POV)
Tails came through the porthole and saw Peter staring at him.
"Holy shit!!" They both screamed.
Peter hid behind the couch while Tails came out of the TV. "LOIS!!! THE TV'S ALIVE!!" Peter screamed.
Lois heard the scream and took a frying pan from the wall. She ran into the living room and hit tails on the head. He bit his tongue.
Rouge came through and saw Tails get hit. "Tails! Are you okay? Did she hurt you?"
Tails put his finger in his mouth and took it back out. A spot of blood was painted on his glove.
Rouge stood up and glared at Lois. "You bitch!" she yelled punching her. The two tussled on the floor, pulling each other's hair, punching, biting.
Knuckles stood watching them with Peter.
The girls ran into the kitchen. Lois took a knife and cut Rouge's clothing, the lower part falling off, revealing a bikini. Rouge took a knife and did the same.
Knuckles and Peter began to sweat.
Then they ran into the yard where Meg and Chris were. Meg saw Rouge and said, "Mom! How did you get Rouge the Bat here?"
Lois stopped and stared at Rouge. "Rouge the Bat?" She dropped the knife and fell on her knees.
Rouge the Bat had been Lois's idol since she was a kid. To see her alive and in person was a dream.
"I'm so sorry ma'am!" Lois said.
Rouge looked at her and remembered all the letters that she got from this kid named Lois Pewderschmidt.
"Hey, I remember you! You're Lois, the girl who sent me all those fan letters! The Pewderschmidt girl!"
Lois looked up. "I'm not a Pewderschmidt anymore, I'm a Griffen."
Meg walked over. "And I take it you're not a Bat anymore?"
Rouge laughed. "Nope. someone proposed to me a long time ago. Isn't that right Knuxie?"
Peter laughed and pointed at Knuckles. "She called you Knuxie! It matches your appearance; a hippie!"
Knuckles took a knife and threw Peter to the ground. He put the blade to Peter's throat and said, "You'd better fucking shut up!"
Rouge gasped. "Knuckles, stop!"
She ran up to him and grabbed him. Knuckles didn't like it. "Let me go! I'll kill that son of a-"
He was cut off by a deep kiss from Rouge. When she withdrew, he fainted and fell to the ground.
Rouge sighed.
"Works everytime."
Freaking AWESOME!!!
I'll have another chapter up soon.
Buh-Bye!