Spongebob hummed as he walked around his house, looking for his snail, barely calling his name until he smiled at finding that his little snail was sleeping peacefully on his stack on newspapers in his room.
Spongebob ran down stairs, feeling all giddy as he quickly turned the tv on and went to his list of recorded shows.
Finding one of his favorite shows, you know the one with the sexy sea anemone, it wasnt really one of those shows, it was just some adult comdey show that he had taking a strong liking towards.
He pressed pause so that he had time to drop his shorts, hmm he knew this was wrong and it shouldnt be done but.. He hadnt gotten off in months, and this particular anemone was something that had been on his dirty mind all day at work.
Today had been so busy that he didn't have the time to slip away into the janitors closet, like he usually did.. And He grew annoyed with himself over how he would intentionally press his groin against the grill, slowly moving his hips so that he wouldnt have been caught.
It was disgusting, and he should have felt ashamed, but he couldnt help it, he wanted it so bad.
Hmm but now.. He was home, Gary was asleep, his doors were locked and curtains closed, he was all alone, and no one could bother him now, it was just him and, his precious anemone.
He plopped down in his favorite chair, sitting up a bit so that he could unbotton a few buttons, he was known to get a little messy from this, but werent all men?
He bit his lip as he stared down at himself, laying against his stomach before he reached for the lotion hed placed on the stand next to the tv remote.
He pushed play, throwing his head back in disgust as he dared to touch himself but.. Just something about that anemone turned him on, it wasnt meant to be sexual but to him.. Seeing it wave around like that..
It was as if it was preforming just for him.. He pumped a few spits of lotion into his hand before he wrapped his fingers around himself.
Slowly running his hand along the underside of it before he turned back to look at the tv where hed started to speed up.
Uhn, he bit his lip as he started to squeeze himself harder while he pumped into his hand, oh he closed his eyes, what he wouldn't do for a woman right now.
Looking back at the show as he touched himself, "Hnn.." Rubbed harder and faster going along with the beat, while jerking his meat.
Oh dear neptune he cried throwing his head back, hating how he was slowly sinking further into the chair, "hn, f, fuck." He cried as he could feel himself getting closer.
"huh.." And this was it, "Ah ha, oh, dear neptune.." This was getting too much, his toes were curling as he bit down on his teeth, ah just let it go.. Huh you deserve this.. He kept telling himself..
His mind went blank for a few seconds, his breathing had suddenly stopped as he unleashed himself onto his stomach.
He let out a breath that hed held in.. Gasping as he looked down at himself, falling into his hand at the mess hed made.
Mm but what made it worse was that.. He heard that all too familiar meow that he jumped at.. Unable to think of something to say, what could he say? That he was looking for the sports channel.. With his pants around his ankles and white stuff covering his stomach?
Well.. Idk what to say other than for u guys to have a good rest for the night.. Hmm yer welcome for the dirty story.. Too tired to say more..