*Takes place 3 months after the events in Stephano's Feelings*
Mr. Chair POV
I wasn't sure how long I'd been standing in front of the mirror frowning but I was pretty sure it had been a long time. I huffed and turned to the side checking my image from all different angles. This castle drove people insane, it messes with their heads.
I sighed and let my shirt fall back into place. I wasn't crazy, but I would be if I stood in front of this mirror any longer.
"Calm down, Piggeh's an idiot. He's just goofing off," I told myself. Sighing again I began to change into my pajama's. I heard the door to my room creak open and froze for a moment before I felt familiar warm arms wrap around my waist.
"What'd he do now, mon amour?" I heard Stephano ask as he kissed my neck.
"Stephano, do you...um," I blushed. This was sooooo embarrassing. To be honest I'd been terrified of sex after the bro. I was over it now (you know having been smashed and re-spawned and all). But Stephano wanted to wait and compared to talking to him about sex and asking him this question. Well, sex was still embarrassing but this was a close second.
"What is it mon fluer? You can tell me anything."
"Do you think I'm fat?" I watched Stephano's big golden eyes widen comically before he started laughing.
"Qu'est-ce que tu racontes? Tu es belle," he managed to gasp out.
"Stephano! I'm serious," I pouted slipping out of his arms.
"Mon amour, I don't know who told you you were fat, but they were wrong. Tu es belle. Even If you were fat I would still love you!"
"Really," I sniffled. Stephano nodded and kissed my cheek. I saw realization flash in his golden eyes.
"Wait, did Piggeh-" I nodded. Rage flashed in his eyes.
"Ce maudit cochon!"
Translations:
Mon amour- My love
Fluer- Flower
Qu'est-ce que tu racontes? Tu es belle- What are you talking about? You're beautiful.
Tu es belle- You're beautiful
Ce maudit cohon- That damn pig