"X-men: Evolution": " Bayville`s High first (and posible last) Sex Ed
class:
By Ryoken.
Legal/copyright: Everything and everyone here ( except for original characters) is owned by marvel and other companies.
So , Welcome to Sex Ed class , young students , im Miss Emma Frost – the young female teacher said to the full clasroom in front of her- and i hope you will take this class with the desrved respect and maturity , because those who doesnt will find themselvs at the principal´s office , and we both know Mr Kelly isnt in good mood after the food fight that took place in the cafeteria today.
Well lets start this 3 hour crash course on sex , and then i will be free to answer all your doubts.
3 hours later.....
Okay , questions time , cmon , dont be shy.-the scantly clad young woman said – remember , there are no stupid questions.
A goth girl in the back row raised her arm..
Yes , Marie?
Ah was just wondering , is it possible to have sex without any physical contac?- Rogue asked.
Well , no Marie , im afraid is practically imposible to have sex without physical contact , and its quite a weird thought , if ya want my opinion.- Ms frost responded.
Fuck it!- rogue exclaimed out loud.
Marie, get out of my clas right now , I will not tolerate that lenguage in my presence- The teacher screamed.
Fine , you scantly slut , im outa here- rogue said as she leaved the room crying out load.
Man is she like in pms bitch mode or something?- Fred asked Lance but...
Mr Dukes! , I will not tolerate that in my class either get out now!!!.
Okay , it nots like im missing something here- Fred said as he leaved.
Emma Frost took a deep breath .
Okay, - she said softly , - Yes mr Tolansky?.
Yo , I was just wondering , is it true that you can like , use the tongue for...
Out!!!, and straight to Mr Kelly`s office . Emma yelled before he finished.
Just great , ya know , im starting to thing theres a toad discrimination movement in this fucking highschool. , Iodd said as he was on his way out.
Okay , those anyone have some unfreakish question around her- Kitty extended her arm.- Yes Miss Pryde?.
I ws just like ,wondering if it was like , ya know , safe to have sex during you know ,-her voice wimpered as he blushed more every second – an earthquake?.
THUMPP!!
Mr Alvers!! ,- Emma screamed- get up right now , and stop eating that damn sandwich in my classroom!!.
Eh , miss, I think he is choking- Tabitha said , gazing at lance , who reached for his water bottle.
I cant breathe , -Lance muttered in pain. as the obstruction left his throat.
Yo Anvers , Scott yelled , - How come ya still red ¿ ... hey get him offa me..
Im gonna kick your ass you shithead- Lance screamed as he jumped ove Scott , who wastryng to hit him too.
BOTH OF GET YOU ASSES OUTTA HERE NOW!- the teacher screamed as she breaked them apart.
30 minutes and lots of expelled students later.
Okay ,Duncan , since you and ms grey are the only ones left , spit know before my valium wears out okay?-Emma said in tone of voice that denoted a lack of love for life.
Well , -Duncan said – I was wondering if itss afe to have , you now , a lot of sexual couples and .. owwwwwwwww , holy shit! , that hurts. – he screamed as he grabbed his groin with both hands and started rolling around the floor in pain.
Lemme take a look,!- Emma said as she dismised Jean from the room.
Holy crap kid! , How did ya get it in there?- she cried the moment she got to see what was troubling the young boy.
Gee , i wonder how he did?- jean thought as she leaved the hall.
One week later at the Institute:
It looks like the school dropped their sexual education plan – Xavier said ,,- so i guess one of you will have too.
He founded himself alone in the room before he finished , as Logan , Ororo and Hank got away faster than thought.
Well , he said – Fuck it then.
Ya like it , its a tad short , but i wrote it at 3 am so..
By Ryoken.
Legal/copyright: Everything and everyone here ( except for original characters) is owned by marvel and other companies.
So , Welcome to Sex Ed class , young students , im Miss Emma Frost – the young female teacher said to the full clasroom in front of her- and i hope you will take this class with the desrved respect and maturity , because those who doesnt will find themselvs at the principal´s office , and we both know Mr Kelly isnt in good mood after the food fight that took place in the cafeteria today.
Well lets start this 3 hour crash course on sex , and then i will be free to answer all your doubts.
3 hours later.....
Okay , questions time , cmon , dont be shy.-the scantly clad young woman said – remember , there are no stupid questions.
A goth girl in the back row raised her arm..
Yes , Marie?
Ah was just wondering , is it possible to have sex without any physical contac?- Rogue asked.
Well , no Marie , im afraid is practically imposible to have sex without physical contact , and its quite a weird thought , if ya want my opinion.- Ms frost responded.
Fuck it!- rogue exclaimed out loud.
Marie, get out of my clas right now , I will not tolerate that lenguage in my presence- The teacher screamed.
Fine , you scantly slut , im outa here- rogue said as she leaved the room crying out load.
Man is she like in pms bitch mode or something?- Fred asked Lance but...
Mr Dukes! , I will not tolerate that in my class either get out now!!!.
Okay , it nots like im missing something here- Fred said as he leaved.
Emma Frost took a deep breath .
Okay, - she said softly , - Yes mr Tolansky?.
Yo , I was just wondering , is it true that you can like , use the tongue for...
Out!!!, and straight to Mr Kelly`s office . Emma yelled before he finished.
Just great , ya know , im starting to thing theres a toad discrimination movement in this fucking highschool. , Iodd said as he was on his way out.
Okay , those anyone have some unfreakish question around her- Kitty extended her arm.- Yes Miss Pryde?.
I ws just like ,wondering if it was like , ya know , safe to have sex during you know ,-her voice wimpered as he blushed more every second – an earthquake?.
THUMPP!!
Mr Alvers!! ,- Emma screamed- get up right now , and stop eating that damn sandwich in my classroom!!.
Eh , miss, I think he is choking- Tabitha said , gazing at lance , who reached for his water bottle.
I cant breathe , -Lance muttered in pain. as the obstruction left his throat.
Yo Anvers , Scott yelled , - How come ya still red ¿ ... hey get him offa me..
Im gonna kick your ass you shithead- Lance screamed as he jumped ove Scott , who wastryng to hit him too.
BOTH OF GET YOU ASSES OUTTA HERE NOW!- the teacher screamed as she breaked them apart.
30 minutes and lots of expelled students later.
Okay ,Duncan , since you and ms grey are the only ones left , spit know before my valium wears out okay?-Emma said in tone of voice that denoted a lack of love for life.
Well , -Duncan said – I was wondering if itss afe to have , you now , a lot of sexual couples and .. owwwwwwwww , holy shit! , that hurts. – he screamed as he grabbed his groin with both hands and started rolling around the floor in pain.
Lemme take a look,!- Emma said as she dismised Jean from the room.
Holy crap kid! , How did ya get it in there?- she cried the moment she got to see what was troubling the young boy.
Gee , i wonder how he did?- jean thought as she leaved the hall.
One week later at the Institute:
It looks like the school dropped their sexual education plan – Xavier said ,,- so i guess one of you will have too.
He founded himself alone in the room before he finished , as Logan , Ororo and Hank got away faster than thought.
Well , he said – Fuck it then.
Ya like it , its a tad short , but i wrote it at 3 am so..