Horatio and Natalia toegether at last

by mummacass

My first fan fic on this site. How will Horatio react when Natalia takes matters into her own hands?

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Horatio was on "stress leave" after he has to shoot a suspect who pulled a gun on him and wouldn't put it down when H asked him to.

He is at home by himself and won't answer the phone or his pager. The team is worried about him. The team gets together to discuss H and decide to go over to his house and check on him, but Natalia says that H won't like it if all of them get in his face. So they change their minds about going to his house and decide to give him a few more days to come around.

Meanwhile, Natalia although she appears to agree with the rest of the team about H she can't seem to get him out of her mind and after her shift finishes she drives to Horatio's place, knocks on his door. He doesn't answer and she knows he is in there, so she yells "Horatio open the door. Or I will kick it in!" When she gets no reply to her plea she pulls her weapon out and kicks a bloody big hole in his front door!

Natalia storms into the house only to find Horatio sitting the sofa with a stupid look on his face! Horatio says to her "you owe me a new door Miss Boa Vista!"

Natalia crouches down so that she is eye level with Horatio and says "Horatio, why didn't you just open the damn door?" and H quickly reaches up and grabs Natalia and pulls her down onto the sofa with him.....
Natalia is taken by surprise (pleased but surprised by Horatio's actions). Horatio pulls her into his arms and kisses her with a fierce passion. Natalia is stunned and pulls back from his embrace. She looks into his gorgeous blue eyes and sees the twinkle in them. "Well, Miss Boa Vista I just wanted to see if you would actually kick down my door!" replied Horatio. Natalia can't believe what she hears, and goes to slap Horatio up the side of the head. He quickly grabs her arm and a short struggle follows.

Horatio quickly gathers Natalia into his arms and plops her onto his lap, Natalia tilts her head back so that she can look into Horatio's eyes and he kisses her again. This time she responds and kisses him back! Both of them are surprised by the amount of passion the other is displaying. Suddenly, Horatio sits up and looks at Natalia. Her hair is all messed up, her lips are swollen and he thinks she has never looked better! Natalia can see the smoldering look in his eyes as he tilts his head towards the hallway and says, "shall we?" Natalia nods unable to say much of anything at the moment. Her heart is pounding, her breathing is laboured. Horatio picks her up and carries her towards his bedroom.

Horatio lays Natalia down on his bed and joins her. Horatio can't seem to get enough of her and she is matching his passion.......He can't believe how passionate she is, he can't even remember removing her clothes (nor his for that matter) they just seemed to melt away. They seem to be floating away on a sea of ecstasy. They are at the point of no return when Horatio feels Natalia shudder. He looks at her with a questioning look in his eyes "Do you want me to.?" And before he can finish the sentence Natalia grabs him and pulls him back down. After that there is no turning back. It will be several hours before they both lay exhausted on his bed. Horatio pulls up the blankets and covers them both. He wraps his arms around her and together they drift off into a deep sleep.

Horatio awakens with the sun streaming onto his bed. He reaches for Natalia, but she is no longer in his bed.

It is now 2 weeks later. The department shrink has cleared Horatio to return to active duty. Internal affairs have yet to hand down its findings into the shooting so until then Horatio is on restricted duties.

Chapter 2

Horatio enters the MDPD building and is waiting for the elevator to arrive. Various people welcome him back. Just then Horatio noticed that Natalia had arrived. He notes the paleness of her skin and the dark circles under her eyes. He also notices that she is not carrying her usual cup of coffee, which is unusual.

"Good morning Miss Boa Vista"

"Morning Horatio"

Natalia just stands there unable to make any further conversation with Horatio. Just then the elevator arrives and as they go to get in Horatio leans close to Natalia's ear and whispers "To be continued Miss Boa Vista", pleased with the startled look that appears on her face!

Natalia in an attempt to avoid Horatio heads down to the morgue. She goes to the one person she knows will not judge her – Alexx.

Natalia arrives at the morgue just as Alexx is finishing up an autopsy.

N - "Hey Alexx, you got a minute? I really need to talk to someone!"

A - "Girl, I wondered when you would come and see me. Do you want to tell me what's bothering you?"

N - "Alexx this is on a need to know basis. You can't tell anyone ok!

A - "Baby, you know you can tell me anything. And what you tell me goes no further that these office walls!"

N - "Alexx, I think I maybe pregnant

Neither of them has heard the footsteps entering the morgue. Horatio walks towards Alexx's office and realizes she is with someone. He recognizes Natalia's voice and hears the word "pregnant". He is stunned!

Alexx is shocked. She didn't know that Natalia was even seeing someone.

A - "You're not sure?" "What makes you think so?"

N - "Well, something that should've happened hasn't, I can't stand the smell of coffee, I'm frequently sick to my stomach and I want to sleep a lot.

A - "Oh baby you must have been tying yourself up in knots over this"

N - "What do I do Alexx??"

A - "First we need to find out for sure. I'll take some blood and have my lab test it. Don't panic your name won't appear on any paperwork all right. I'll ask them to put a rush on the results ok.

N - "Thanks Alexx, I just had to talk to someone"

A - "Oh honey, you can talk to me anytime! Natalia can I ask you a really personal question?

N - "What is it?

A - "If you are pregnant, do you know who the father is?

N - "Alexx we aren't even sure that I am pregnant, but yes I do know who the prospective father is. You see there has only ever been one person that I've………

Before Natalia can finish her sentence there is a knock at the door. They both turn towards the door only to see Horatio standing in the doorway with a confused look on his face. And both are wondering how much he has heard.

Horatio looks at Natalia and looks like he is about to say something to her when he notices Alexx shake her head. Natalia not wanting to face Horatio bolts from Alexx's office.

H - "Alexx are you going to tell me what's going on?

A - "I can't Horatio patient doctor privilege.

H - "If there is something going on with one of my staff Alexx I need to know.

A - "I understand that Horatio, but right now you don't need to know it's a private matter between Natalia and myself.

H - "okay, have it your way Alexx. But I will find out you know that don't you?

A - "Yes H, I know you will.

He gives her a penetrating look and storms out of her office and heads back to his lab.

Chapter 3

Alexx quickly rings Natalia on her cell phone and tells her Horatio is on his way back to the lab and that if Natalia wants to avoid Horatio now would be the time to make herself scarce! Natalia agrees and makes a bolt for the female bathroom. But she is not quick enough!

Horatio stepping out of the elevator spots her and calls out her name. Now she has no option but to go over to him.

Horatio starts to speak "Natalia would you mind …….". But before he can finish the sentence the elevator doors open and out steps Rick. Horatio notices the look of relief that comes over Natalia's face and says to her (soft enough for Rick not to hear) "We really need to talk about this morning" Natalia replies "I don't think so" and with that she turns around and heads back to her lab leaving Horatio with a bemused look and having to deal with Rick!

R - "Horatio can I have a moment of your time?

H - "Can it wait Rick?

R - "I just wanted to let you know the outcome of IAB's investigation.

H - "Okay Rick, in my office",

R - "I just wanted to let you know that IAB has cleared you of any wrongdoing over the shooting and you are free to resume normal duties. Here is your service weapon. I'll need you to sign a receipt to say that I gave it back to you"

H - "Yeh sure Rick, where do I sign?

R - "Confirm that this is your weapon and sign the form where it says to.

Horatio signs the form and hands it back to Rick.

H - "Will that be all Rick

R - "For now"

Horatio notices Natalia heading towards the elevator asks her where she is off to. Natalia doesn't stop walking and calls over her shoulder that she is off to a shooting down on the Tamiami Trail and that Ryan has the address as he is going to join her at the scene. He can't believe it she has managed to dodge him again!

Horatio goes and seeks Ryan out in his lab.

H - "Mr Wolfe I hear you're off to join Natalia at a scene

Ry - "Hi H yeh I'm just about to head out

H - "Mind if I join you

Ry - "Sure, feel the need to get out in the field again eh?

H - "Something like that.

Ry - "Okay I'll meet you at the hummer in 5 mins.

Horatio heads towards the elevator leaving Ryan with a curious look on his face. Something is going on with H and he's at a loss to know what.

The ride over to the scene is a quiet one. Ryan decides to break the silence.

Ry - "Horatio is everything okay.

H - "I'm fine Mr Wolfe, I just have a lot on my mind at the moment.

Ry - "Do you want to talk about it

H - "Unfortunately Mr Wolfe you're not the person I need to talk to.

They arrive at the scene and Ryan gets his kit out of the hummer. Horatio says "you go in Mr Wolfe and I'll be in there in a moment" Ryan says "Sure H."

Ryan enters the house and checks in with Natalia.

Ry - "Okay what do we have?

N - "Two bodies well and truly shot up. Bullet holes everywhere. Blood splatter.

Ry - "Oh nice.

N - "Yeh, something is stuck in that air vent, so I am going to use a chair and check it out.

Ry - "Fine, I'll start photographing the scene.

Natalia goes into another room and brings back a chair to stand on. She climbs on the chair and checks the vent "Hey Ryan it's blood and tissue splatter". Natalia has her back towards the door and she doesn't notice that Horatio has entered the room. She remains totally oblivious to it until Horatio (who is standing right behind her)says "We meet again Miss Boa Vista!"

Natalia spins around on the chair at the sound of his voice and looses her balance. She almost falls from the chair but Horatio grabs her with ease. "Here let me help you down he says".

N - "What are you doing here Horatio

H - "Just checking in on you.

N - "Well, let me get back to this okay.

H - "Fine, Mr Wolfe!

Ry - "Yes H

H - "If there is any climbing to be done I want you to do it, is that understood!

Ry - "Sure H, but Natalia is quite able to stand on a chair

H - "Mr Wolfe, did I not make myself clear enough on this one?

Ry - "Okay I get the message.

Natalia does a slow burn and gives Horatio the most scathing look she can manage.

H - "You have a problem Miss Boa Vista?

N - "yeh, my problem is you. I'm here doing my job and I don't need you watching over my shoulder.

Horatio in an effort to avoid an unnecessary scene with Natalia, gently takes her by the elbow and says "Why don't we take this outside?" .

N - "Why don't you just go to

H - "Naughty Naughty no bad language.

Horatio guides her out the front door and down to where the hummers are parked. Far enough away so that whatever they say can't be heard by Ryan. Horatio decides to come directly to the point. He stands so close to Natalia that his head is almost touching hers and asks

H - "Now why are you doing your best to avoid me?

N - "Obviously I'm not trying hard enough as I keep running into you!

H - "My we're feisty today!!

N - "Leave it alone Horatio, just leave it alone.

Horatio can see that Natalia is on the verge of tears and says gently "I'll help Ryan finish off here why don't you go back to the lab. I'll see you there later.?"

It is now 5 hours later and Horatio and Ryan are just arriving back from the crime scene.

Chapter 4

H - Mr. Wolfe would you check the evidence in please, I'll go down to the morgue and see if Alexx can tell us who the victims were.

Ry - Sure H, I can do that?

(Horatio feels that Ryan wants to say something else but is reluctant too)

H - What is it Mr. Wolfe?

Ry - Well H, I'm slightly puzzled?

H - Go on

Ry - (Ryan is really nervous) Ok I'm just going to come right out and say it. Why did you tell me to do all the climbing, Natalia has climbed on chairs hundreds of times before and it has never bothered you before.

H - Because Mr. Wolfe I said so.

Ry - End of discussion?

H - Correct.

At the morgue:

H - Hello Alexx, got anything for me?

A - Hi Horatio, no not yet. I'm doing the posts in the morning.

H - Alexx do you have something else you want to tell me?

A - (Alexx puts a blank look on her face and says) About what Horatio.

H - Clever Alexx, real clever!

A - Why thank you Horatio.

(They both have a small laugh) (Horatio decides to come straight to the point!)

H - Alexx have you seen Natalia today?

A - I saw her this morning (cheekily)

H - Alexx!

A - Horatio can I ask you a question?

H - Like how much of your conversation with Natalia I heard?

A - Yeh

H - All of it.

A - Oh okay. This much I can tell you without breaking a confidence. Natalia came to see me after you sent her back from the scene. She was quite upset and I spent some time calming her down. I took some blood from her – as you know I suggested it to her this morning and she agreed to have the test done. The results are already back Horatio.

H - And?

A - That is all I can tell you about the test Horatio. Please don't ask me anymore.

H - Thanks Alexx, I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that she is okay.

A - Your funeral Horatio!

H - Cute. Did she say who might be responsible?

A - She wasn't making much sense this afternoon. She was too busy crying. All that she would say was that it was her first time.

(A great big grin spreads across Horatio's face, this leaves Alexx a little puzzled)

H - Have you told her the results yet?

A - No, I said I would drop by her house this evening and tell her.

H - Well let's not keep the lady in suspense any longer. I'll drive you over there.

A - You don't need to do that Horatio, I can drive myself there

H - Ok, then I'll follow you over there.

A - Horatio, this doesn't concern you its Natalia's business

H - That is where you're wrong Alexx, so very wrong.

They both stare at each other for a long moment. And a slow smile of comprehension comes over Alexx's face. But she wisely says nothing. They leave the morgue to head over to Natalia's house.

At Natalia's house

Alexx and Horatio arrive within minutes of each other.

A - Horatio are you sure you want to be here for this?

H - Very sure Alexx! (as he knocks on Natalia's door)

Natalia opens the door and sees Alexx. She gives Alexx a hug and invites her in. It is at this point that she sees Horatio.

N - What are you doing here?

H - Just thought I would check and see how you are.

N - Leave me alone Horatio I have nothing to say to you.

H - I beg to differ on that one!

A - Hey you two, before you come to blows how about a cool drink.

N - Oh sorry Alexx of course. I've got iced tea will that be okay?

Natalia goes into the kitchen to get the drinks and Alexx turns on Horatio

A - "Will you behave yourself, enough already!"

H - Yes ma'am.

Alexx goes into the kitchen to have a private word with Natalia. Horatio hears the sound of breaking glass and then crying coming from the kitchen. He heads towards the kitchen to find Alexx hugging a crying Natalia.

H - Is everything all right in here?

N - Insensitive pig!

H - Why don't you two ladies go into the sitting room and I'll clean up this mess?

Alexx walks Natalia into the sitting room all the while talking quietly to her.

A - Girl it's going to be okay.

N - He knows doesn't he Alexx

A - Yes baby he knows. He had it figured out by lunch time!

N - Damn I was hoping to keep it from him a little longer.

Horatio chooses this moment to enter the sitting room. The atmosphere in the room is tense. Alexx is looking from one to the other, gets up and prepares to leave"

A - I'll leave you two to talk. (the front door closes)

Horatio walks over to Natalia and puts his arms around her, tilts her face up towards his and says, "Tell me"

Chapter 5

(Horatio walks over to Natalia and puts his arms around her, tilts her face up towards his and says, "Tell me")

N - "I can't

H - "Why not?

N - "Because I am scared Horatio?

H - "of me?

N - "yes.

H - "okay we'll leave it for now. You're obviously not ready to tell me"

N - "good night Horatio

H - "okay I'm going, but by the end of shift tomorrow you will have told me what is bothering you.

N - "You're so sure of that are you? "Well, I've got news for you and it's all bad!"

H - (bends down and kisses her gently) By the way, I don't play fair!

And with that he walks out the door.

The next morning Natalia is running late for work. She arrives at the lab just after the team has assembled in the break room, Horatio having already started giving out the days work allocations. He is appears to be looking down at the files on the table but in reality he is typing out a text message. He looks up and sees her dashing into the room and says to her before she can sit down

H - "You're late Miss Boa Vista! (He pushes the send button on his mobile phone)

N - "Duh, tell me something I don't know

The rest of the team is looking at Natalia surprised by her response and not looking at Horatio who has his head bent and is shaking with silent laughter as Natalia's phone starts beeping. She opens her phone to read the message and it reads "Gotcha – told you that I didn't play fair!

Natalia snaps! Before she can stop and think about how to respond she takes the mobile phone and throws it full force down the table at Horatio's head! Ryan shouts out "H, look out! Horatio doesn't even have time to duck and Natalia's phone hits him right between the eyes! There is a stunned silence around the room and Natalia turns and races from the room.

E - "H are you okay

Ry - "Man you should see the lump she left you with.

C - "Horatio you're bleeding.

Calleigh takes out her phone and calls Alexx down in the lab. "Hey Alexx, can you come up to the lab? Bring your bag, Horatio needs some doctoring!" Alexx replies "Be there in 5 minutes". Horatio meanwhile has taken out his hanky and is holding it to his forehead.

Alexx arrives in the lab just in time to see Natalia vanish into the locker room. A grim look comes over her face as she notices Natalia is crying. She heads into the break room to find the rest of the team there and Horatio holding his head.

A - "Horatio, lets go to your office and you can tell me what the hell happened here. Calleigh can you go check on Natalia she's in the locker room?" Calleigh heads off to check on Natalia, Alexx and Horatio head for his office.

A - "What happened?

H - "Well, she was running late and I pointed it out to her. She replied "tell me something I don't know" and I sort of pushed her buttons when I sent her the text message".

A - "What message?

Horatio shows her the message he sent and that's when Alexx lets him have it!

A - "Dumbass! You're damn lucky she only through the phone at you.

Just then Calleigh arrives and calls Alexx over.

C - Alexx, she's locked herself in the female washroom and won't come out. I can't get much sense out of her, she just keeps crying"

A - Thanks Calleigh, I'll take it from here. Horatio, I'm going to use glue to hold the skin together so hold still. Then you are coming with me. We are going to sort this out"

H - Yes ma'am

A - "Calleigh can you go and make sure nobody goes into that locker room before I get there?

C - "On my way Alexx.

Fifteen minutes later Alexx has patched up Horatio and he has washed the blood from his face. They proceed down to the locker room where Calleigh is still standing guard. Alexx enters the female washroom to find Natalia sitting on the floor hugging her knees. She kneels down next to her…

A - "Hey baby girl what's happened?

N - "I lost my temper Alexx and threw my phone at him. He deserved it! Did I get him?

A - "Sugar, you got him right between the eyes! Now darling, I'm going to ask you something and you can answer me or not okay?'

N - "Okay

A - "Horatio's the father isn't he?

N - "Yes, but you won't tell him will you?

A - "You know me better than that. But sugar, he needs to hear it from you, ok?

N - "I guess so.

A - "okay, I'm going to go outside and bring Horatio into the locker room. You take all the time you need in here. When you're ready to come out, he'll be waiting to talk to you" Natalia can only nod.

A - "Now girl, wash your face and try and do something with that hair. (with that remark Natalia gives a faint chuckle).

A few minutes later Natalia hears the outer door open.

A - "Nat? Horatio is hear okay. He's going to sit here until you are ready to come out and talk ok

N - Ok

A - "Horatio, you will lock this door behind me and you will sort this thing out, understood?

H - "Yes ma'am

Horatio locks the outer door and sits down to wait Natalia out. After an hour he notices her peeking around the door at him. She looks so sad, that his heart melts.

H - "Hey

N - "hey

H - "I'm sorry that I did something stupid.

N - "And I'm sorry I threw my phone at you.

H - "Do you want to come over here and sit down so we can talk?

N - "I guess so. Does your head hurt much?

H - "Nothing that a few aspirin won't fix!

Natalia comes out of the washroom and sits on the bench in the locker room as far away from Hortio as she can get. Horatio remains seated by the door says

H - "I'm sorry for trying to push you into revealing something you weren't prepared to divulge. I think I know the answer, but I just need to hear it from you okay sweetheart?

N - "I don't know how you're going to like what I have to tell you,

H - "That's okay, do you mind if I move closer to you?

N - "You can move closer, I don't bite.

H - "Oh I wouldn't say that would you?

(and with that she laughs, this brings a smile to Horatio's face)

N - "When you said to me "you're late" well, it's a little more complicated than that?

H - "How so?

N - "Well Horatio, I'm pregnant!

H - "How long?

N - 4 weeks

(Horatio does some quick maths in his head, a huge smile creeps across his face and says)

H - "The day you kicked in my door?

N - "Yep

H - "Are you telling me that I'm the father?

N - "you got it

Chapter 6

Horatio reaches for Natalia and wraps his arms around her tightly; he is caressing her back and kissing the top of her head.

H - We're having a baby? (You, can clearly hear the delight in his voice)

N - No, I'm having a baby!

H - You don't think that I am going to let you go through this alone do you?

N - That's exactly what I thought (as she places her head on this chest)

H - Oh that is so not going to happen I can assure you of that!

Horatio puts his fingers under Natalia's chin forcing her to look up at him. He takes in the dark circles under her eyes, the paleness of her skin and he realizes the amount of stress she has been dealing with, thinking that she had to go through this alone. He can't help himself; he leans down and kisses her gently on the lips.

N - Hmmn that was nice

H - Want another one

N - What to you think?

H - Your wish is my command.

Horatio and Natalia begin to kiss and caress each other with a mounting passion. It seems that both of them are about to loose all sense of control. Before things can get that far, Horatio hears Natalia give a soft chuckle.

H - What? (he is still nibbling on her ear)

N - I was just thinking that this is really not the place to be doing this in

H - I suggest we take an adjournment and continue this later, okay babe?

N - More than okay!

H - (plants a quick kiss on her nose) Okay this is what we are going to do for now. I'm giving you the rest of the day off. I want you to go home and wait for me okay? I have to finish off a couple of things then I'll be right over and we'll talk. Now be a good girl and don't argue with me on this!

N - And if I do? What then?

H - Well, then I might just have to find a way of making you! (and kisses her passionately)

When they finally break apart several minutes later, both of them have a disheveled look about them. They both look like they've done a half-marathon!

N - Ok, I'll go quietly. But there is one thing we both need to do before we leave this room?

H - Oh and what is that?

N - It might be a good thing if we had all our clothes on!

Meanwhile, Alexx has been calling Calleigh for regular updates. Calleigh reports that there is no sign of them coming out as yet, but that she did hear some laughing a few minutes ago. On hearing this Alexx starts to laugh.

C - What's so funny Alexx?

A - "Natalia braining Horatio with the mobile phone.

C - "When you think about it, it was funny.

A - "I wish I could've seen it happen!

C - "Seriously, though Alexx have you any idea what caused her to snap like that?

A - "Girl, I'm sure we'll all get the answer to that question soon enough!

C - "I suppose you're right.

Natalia slips out of the locker room and leaves the building unnoticed. Horatio waits for 5 minutes before he leaves the locker room and heads to his office. He is immediately aware that the rest of his team is watching him closely. He is certain that what happened in his lab today will a topic of conversation for a few days to come!

Chapter 7 (part 1)

Horatio has just sat down at his desk when his phone rings (caller i.d. tells him it's Alex)

H - Hi Alexx what's up?

A - Horatio, Rick Stetler was just down here.

H - What did he want?

A - Somehow he has heard about this morning!

H - That didn't take long!

A - It never does baby, it never does!

H - What did you tell him?

A - I told him that I was called up to the lab to render first aid to you. He asked what was the nature of your injury; I told him that you had a minor bump to the head!

H - I think it's time that I had a talk with the rest of my team!

A - You're not going to tell them that Natalia's pregnant are you?

H - Hell no Alexx! I can't do that!

A - "She doesn't need Stetler on her back Horatio. She's stressed out enough!

H - "I'll take care of it Alexx.

Horatio calls Calleigh on her cell phone.

H - Calleigh, can you do something for me please

C - Name it H

H - I need you to find the rest of the team and tell them there is a meeting in my office in 10 minutes okay?

C - Sure H.

Calleigh manages to find Eric and Ryan in record time and they all head to Horatio's office.

The meeting

H - Good, take a seat.

Ry - Hey, where's Natalia?

H - I sent her home for the rest of the day.

Ry - Oh, I see

H - What do you see Mr Wolfe?

Ry - This is about what happened this morning.

H - Correct

E - So what's up H

H - Alexx just gave me a heads up that Rick has found out about this morning and is launching an investigation. I want to stop him but to do so, I'll need your help.

E - Are you saying he is going after Natalia?

H - Not if I can help it

E - Ok, I'm in.

C&Ry - Count me in.

H - Don't you want to know why before you stick your necks out?

Ry - I think that I can safely speak for the others here Horatio when I say that you've watched our backs many times and now it's our turn to watch yours!

E&C - Exactly.

C - Besides Horatio, we're like family here and families stick together. We protect our own!

E - Tell us what you need H

H - Well, I have to file a report on what happened and what I am going to put in it is that I accidently walked into a door. I'm leaving out any mention of Natalia.

C - (cheekily) You really should watch where you're going in future Horatio, walking into doors is a painful business.

H,E,Ry (laughing)

C - Horatio, we got trouble. Stetler just got out of the elevator and he is walking this way.

H - Damn, didn't take him long did it.

R - Horatio I want to know what went on here this morning

H - Hello Rick. Nothing happened here this morning

R - That's not what I was told

H - Then you heard wrong didn't you?

R - So, what happened to your head?

H - I walked into a door.

R - You expect me to believe that

H - Believe what you want Rick. That is what it is going to say in my report.

R - That's your story and you're sticking to it

H - Exactly Rick, exactly

R - Where is Miss Boa Vista?

H - She wasn't feeling well, so I sent her home. She'll be in tomorrow.

R - Still taking shots for the team Horatio? (As he leaves Horatio's office)

It has been a long day and Horatio is about to leave when Calleigh comes in.

C - Horatio, you got a minute?

H - Sure, Calleigh what's the problem

C - I just wanted to let you know that I just talked to Natalia and she's ok.

H - Is that all?

C - (cheekily), What else could there be Horatio?

H - I don't know, you tell me!

C - You're not the only one who can keep secrets Horatio. I'll see you tomorrow.

H - Hang on Calleigh I'll walk out with you.

Chapter 7 (part 2)

Natalia has just stepped out the shower when she hears her doorbell ring. She doesn't have time to dry off, so she throws on her bathrobe and rushes to answer the door.

She opens the door and sees him

N - Horatio!

H - May I come in?

N - Sure, make yourself comfortable I'll be back in a moment.

Horatio laughs as she bolts down the hallway and into her room. He thought she looked adorable, but Natalia thinks she looks like a drowned rat!

Five minutes later she returns to the sitting room and finds Horatio with his back towards her checking out her music collection. Horatio is startled when Natalia hugs him from behind. He turns and wraps his arms around her and kisses the top of her head.

H - What was that for

N - I felt like it

H - (with a chuckle in his voice) what else do you feel like?

Natalia reaches up and puts her arms around Horatio's neck, and whispers in his ear "just you" and she kisses him.

Horatio picks her up in his arms and starts walking down the hallway

H - Which room is yours?

N - Why?

H - Because we have some unfinished business from this morning!

N - I nearly forgot about that

H - Well, let me refresh your memory!

Horatio sits down on the bed with Natalia on his lap. As he kisses Natalia gently on the lips, his hands are stroking her back when he suddenly stops.

H - You're not wearing a bra

N - Nope

Horatio groans as his fingers brush against her breast.

H - You do know what you're getting yourself into don't you?

N - Absolutely! (As she finishes undoing his shirt)

H - You know there's still time to stop this?

Natalia pushes him back so that Horatio is now lying on the bed.

N - No there's not (as she takes off her shirt)

N - I want you

Horatio pulls her down on top of him, wraps his arms around her and says

H - The feeling my dear is mutual.

He begins kissing her. Their passion takes over and it will be several hours before they come back to earth.

Chapter 8

The following morning as Horatio awakens he realizes that he is not in his own bed. He turns over and there is Natalia, curled up on her side asleep. The events of the previous evening come flooding back to Horatio. He reaches over and brushes the hair from Natalia's face and she awakens.

H - Hi there

N - Hi yourself

H - I didn't mean to wake you

N - What time is it

H - A little after 5

N - Couldn't sleep?

H - Lot on my mind

N - Want to talk about it?

H - Just thinking back to our first night together

N - What about it

H - Why didn't you tell me it was your first time

N - As I recall we didn't do a lot of talking

H - Quit stalling, why didn't you tell me?

N - Would it have made any difference?

H - Possibly

N - How so?

H - Well, I might have taken things a little slower. Less, shall we say energetic?

N - Did you hear me complaining?

This remark causes Horatio to chuckle.

N - "Anything else?

H - Why?

N - Why what? Like why you? Like why did I come over to your house in the first place, why didn't I tell you to stop; like why I chose to spend the night in your bed?

H - Yes to all of that!

N - You can't help who you have feelings for Horatio

H - What!! Repeat that last statement

N - You heard me the first time.

H - You have feelings for me?

N - Yes, and I have had for a very long time.

H - Oh my (he reaches over and pulls Natalia into his arms)

Horatio and Natalia lay wrapped in each other's arms for quite some time. Horatio holds Natalia tightly and gently rubs her arm; he places a kiss gentle kiss on the top of her head. Natalia places her hand on Horatio's chest and says:

N - Horatio?

H - Hmnn?

N - What about you?

H - "You're not the only one who can keep secrets.

N - What are you saying?

H - I too have had feelings for you for quite some time

N - You have? (Gently kissing his chest)

H - Yes.

N - Then why in world didn't you say something?

H - Because I had no idea that you felt the same way dammit!

N - And?

H - The day you came over and kicked in my door I decided there and then to take a chance. And when you kissed me back. I knew.

N - Knew what?

H - "That you felt the same way as I did.

Natalia lifts herself up and looks into Horatio's eyes. She moves her body so that she is now lying on top of Horatio. She kisses him and he groans. Their desire for each other is instantaneous. Just as things start to really heat up between them, they are interrupted by Natalia's phone ringing!

Chapter 9

Natalia sits up on top of Horatio and reaches for the phone.

N - hello (Horatio's fingers start massaging her inner thighs and Natalia groans)

C - Nat, did I just wake you up?

N - No, I'm awake

(Calleigh hears Natalia whispering to someone in the background)

C - Am I interrupting something?

N - you could say that (Horatio's hands have now reached Natalia's waist)

C - (laughing) You, have someone there with you, don't you??

(The last thing Calleigh hears Natalia say is "Oh sweet Jesus! as the phone line went dead)

Calleigh turns to Eric and Ryan and says, "Natalia won't be joining us this morning"

At the lab

Natalia arrives at the lab a few minutes late into the shift. She joins the team in the break room. Horatio is nowhere to be seen.

N - Morning all

C - Hi Nat (she looks at her friend closely)

E - Hey we missed you at breakfast this morning.

Ry - Yeh where were you?

N - Sorry guys, I had something else on.

C - I'm sure you did.

N - What's that supposed to mean?

C - "Nothing, nothing at all.

E - Has anybody seen H this morning?

Ry - Not like H to be late for work

C - I tried ringing him a few minutes ago, but he didn't pick up.

N - Maybe you should trying ringing him again Calleigh.

Calleigh tries ringing Horatio again and this time he answers his phone.

C - Hi H where are you?

H - Just pulling into the carpark Cal, see you in about 5 minutes.

Horatio rushes into the break room and says

H - Sorry I'm late. Calleigh what do we have on so far today?

C - Quiet day so far H. No call outs.

H - Good, so everyone is in the lab.

E - What happened to you this morning H?

Ry - Not like you to be late for work?

H - Overslept.

C - Uhh huh.

The meeting is over and they all head back to their labs. Horatio goes back to his office and attempts to get on with some paperwork. But his mind is elsewhere. He doesn't hear Stetler enter his office until Rick says

R - Horatio, did you hear what I said?

H - Oh hi Rick, sorry my mind was elsewhere

R - I am reminding you of our meeting at 4pm this afternoon.

H - Now how could I forget that Rick?

R - Just be on time ok

H - Sure Rick, no problem.

Later that afternoon.

Horatio arrives back in the lab after his meeting with Stetler. His team is about to go home for the day. He hears them talking as they walk down the hallway

C - Hey Nat, wait up!

N - Hey Cal what's the matter

C - I just wanted to make sure you're okay after yesterday.

N - Uh, can I talk to you privately for a moment Cal?

Calleigh looks at her friend with concerned eyes.

C - Sure, let's go in here.

Horatio watches them go into the locker room and close the door

C - Okay, we're alone. What's up?

N - There's something I need to tell you.

C - You know you can tell me anything don't you Nat??

N - Cal, I'm pregnant!

C - (screams), WHAT!

N - I'm pregnant.

Horatio hears Calleigh scream. He opens the locker room door and sees Calleigh wrapping her arms around a crying Natalia. He says to them both

H - Everything all right in here ladies?

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Both girls break apart startled.

H - Sorry ladies, I didn't mean to startle you, but I heard screaming coming from this room. Is everything ok?

C - Sure H, no problem.

N - No problems Horatio we're fine.

H - If you say so.

C - Horatio we're all going down to Purdy's later for a drink if you want to join us.

H - Nice save, Calleigh. Thanks for the invite, but I"ll pass up on it.

C - If you change your mind you know where to find us.

H - Okay, I'll see you two ladies tomorrow.

C&N - "nite horatio.

Both girls head for the elevator and Horatio returns to his office.

2 hours later

Horatio has managed to get through a lot of paperwork and decides to head out of the office. On the spur of the moment he decides to join his team for a drink at Purdy's.

When he gets to the bar he stands in the doorway looking around the room for his team. He spots them at a table on the other side of the room. He gets himself a glass of wine from the bar and joins his friends.

Calleigh, Natalia and Ryan turn their heads when they hear Eric say

E - "H, We didn't expect to see you here tonight!"

H - I thought I might stop by after all. (As he joins the at their table)

Horatio joins the table with Calleigh on his right side and Natalia on his left.

Ry - "You're just in time H, Natalia was just about to tell us something.

H - Really?

N - "I want you all to hear this from me and not the rumor mill.

C,E, Ry - "What is it

N - "I'm pregnant.

E&Ry - "WHAT"

N - you heard me

E - I didn't know you were seeing anyone.

Ry - Who's the lucky guy?

E - Yeh, who is he?

Ry - How long have you been seeing him (angrily)?

N - About 5 weeks

Ry - And you're pregnant already? (Harshly)

N - "Apparently so Ryan.

Ry - (exploding) That's great Nat, really great! I go out with you for 3 months and I never got past first base with you. And now you stand there and tell me that you are pregnant to some guy you have only been seeing for 5 weeks!

A horrified silence breaks out around the table. Everyone is looking at Ryan with angry looks on their faces.

N - Ryan you really are an ss! There was NEVER EVER going to be anything between us especially after I heard you saying to Cooper in the locker room that all you had to do to get a girl into your bed was to throw a few dinners her way! You're a real class act (and with that she throws her drink in Ryan's face and walks out)

All hell breaks loose. Everyone wants to have a piece out of Ryan.

E- I can't believe you just did that man. How could you even say such things to her, she's our friend man!

C - You pig! I would've thought that you of all people would be happy that she had found someone to love Ryan. Just like she was happy for you when you started going out with Maxine!

E - And did you really say that stuff to Cooper?

Ry - Yeh, but I was only joking

E - Joking! You call what you said a joke? No wonder you have a poor track record with women. You treat them like dirt!

H - Mr Wolfe, you're a poor excuse for a human being. I would like nothing better than to take you outside and give you a beating that you so richly deserve. Your behavior tonight was appalling and totally inexcusable. And it would seem that you still have a lot to learn about how to treat a woman properly.

Ry - Okay Okay, I get it. I was way out of line. I'm sorry.

C - You're sorry. Sorry just doesn't cover it Ryan!

Ry - Okay I'll go over to her house tonight and personally apologize to her.

H - Mr Wolfe, if you turned up at her house tonight, after what you just said to her, she'd probably shoot you! And I wouldn't blame her one bit!

On that note Horatio turns around and storms out of the bar.

The following morning:

Horatio has only just entered the building and is waiting for the elevator when Calleigh and Eric walk in.

H - Good morning

E - Morning H

C - "Yeh good morning.

E - Horatio we may have a problem man?

H - Oh, what is it

C - "Natalia's missing.

H - What do you mean missing?

E - Calleigh and I went over there last night to check on her and she didn't answer her door or her phone.

C - So, this morning, we drove over to her place and her car is not there either. She's not answering her house phone or her mobile and she has not responded to any of our attempts to page her. We don't know where she is Horatio. She's missing.

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H - Lets go to my office.

Horatio's phone starts ringing the moment they step out of the elevator. Horatio rushes over to answer it. He picks up the phone and says

H - Good morning Alexx

A - Is something wrong Horatio? You don't sound right?

H - We have a problem up here Alexx.

A - I'm on my way.

Alexx rushes into Horatio's office less than 5 minutes later. She sees the strained looks on the faces of everyone there.

A - "What's the problem, guys?

H - Natalia is missing.

A - "What do you mean she is missing?

H - "She hasn't been seen since she left Purdy's bar last night. She is not answering either of her phones or her pager. Calleigh and Eric drove over to her house this morning and her car is not in the driveway.

A - "Has anybody checked inside her house?

C - Not yet Alexx nobody here has a set of keys to get in.

A - "Well I do. Natalia gave me a set in case she lost hers. They're in my desk down in the morgue.

H - Okay, here's what we're going to do. Alexx can you give the keys to Calleigh?

A - "Sure, no problem.

H - Calleigh you and Eric go over to her house and check it out. If you find anything call me immediately you got it!!!!

C - Yes H

H - Okay get going.

E - What are you going to do H?

H - I'm going to call Frank and have him put a broadcast out on her car. I'll tell him not to approach the car just call me with its location. And I'll get him to put a trace on her mobile.

Calleigh, Eric and Alexx make a dash for the elevator. As the elevator doors open out steps Ryan. They barge past him.

Ry - Hey guys what's the rush

C - Talk to Horatio!

Ryan shakes his head and walks down the hallway towards his lab. He finds Horatio waiting for him at his office door and he doesn't look happy.

H - Mr Wolfe

Ry - Horatio, what's going on?

H - Natalia hasn't been seen since she left the bar last night. I have Calleigh and Eric checking out her house and I've asked Frank to put a broadcast out on her car.

Ry - Horatio, what can I do to help?

H - Ryan, you've done more than enough already! Now get out of my sight!

As Ryan continues on to his section of the lab he hears Horatio mutter, "If anything happens to Natalia or the baby I am going to kill you! Ryan didn't doubt him for one minute!

One hour later Alexx returns to Horatio's office and she finds him just staring out the window.

A - "Horatio, any news?

H - "Not yet, Alexx.

A - "We'll find her Horatio. We'll find her.

Alexx looks like she is about to say something else when she stops.

H - What is it Alexx.

A - Ryan

H - What about him

A - "He's madly waving at you for some reason.

H - I really don't want to talk to him right now.

A - Ok I'll go and see what he wants.

Alexx walks down the hall to Ryan. She notices that he has his mobile phone to his ear.

A - What's up sugar?

Ry - (says into his phone) "Hold on a sec" and covers the mouthpiece.

Ry - Alexx, does Horatio have a trace on Natalia's mobile?

A -don't know why?

He points to his phone and smiles (whispers to Alexx, I'll keep her talking for as long as I can!) Alexx understands immediately and rushes back to Horatio

A - Horatio have you got a trace on Natalia's mobile phone?

H - Yes, Frank put one on this morning. Why?

A - "That's what Ryan was trying so hard to tell you!

H - What!!

A - "He's got Natalia on the phone now. And he's going to keep her on as long as he can so you can get a trace on it!

Horatio looks up and smiles his thanks to Ryan. Just then Horatio's mobile rings and it's Frank.

F - Horatio, a patrol just found Natalia's car.

H - Where Frank?

F - I'm on my way there now

H - Where dammit.

F - "Sorry Horatio, Haulover Park on Collins Avenue. I have the squad car keeping watch on it.

H - "Have dispatch get a hold of Calleigh and Eric – tell them to meet us there. I'm heading out to join you now!

Ry - Sorry H, she hung up on me.

H - It's okay Ryan, her car has been found at Haulover Park.

Ry - I'm coming with you. I'll help you search.

H - I don't think so Ryan

Ry - "Don't argue I'm coming! Alexx are you coming with us?

A - Let's go!

Chapter 12

The whole CSI team converges on Haulover Park. Frank had already arrived and had sent the uniformed officers to check the tennis center while he checks out Natalia's car. He sees Horatio's hummer arrive and walks over to him.

F - Horatio

H - what have we got Frank?

F - I have uniforms checking the tennis center. There's nothing suspicious looking about her car.

H - We have to find her Frank!

F - Calm down Horatio we will find her!

Horatio gathers his team together and gives out instructions.

H - Ok, Eric I want you and Calleigh to search the northern end of the beach

E - You got it H

H - Ryan I want you to search the southern end.

Ry - Sure

H - Alexx I need you to stay by her car in case she comes back. I'll check the picnic and BBQ areas

F - I'll take the marina.

H - Okay people you know what to do so let's go do it!

30 minutes later

Everyone (with the exception of Ryan) has finished searching their area and there is still no sign of Natalia. Horatio is growing more frantic by the minute. They are standing next to Natalia's car deciding where to search next when a lifeguard comes up to join them.

Guard - "would one of you people be a Dr. Alexx Woods?

A - "That would be me

Guard - "Ma'am would you come with me please.

H - What's happening?

Guard - "We had a call come through from one of your men requesting that we call an ambulance and to come and get the doc here. We have a quad bike waiting.

A - Horatio wait here, I will call you when I know something

H - I'm going with you

Guard - "I'm sorry sir but you can't do that. We will only have enough room for the doc here, your man and the stretcher"

H - Go Alexx!

Horatio begins to pace back and forwards, running his fingers through his hair. Calleigh walks over to Horatio and puts her hand on his arm. He smiles sadly at her.

The quad bike races down the beach to where Ryan is. Ryan has covered Natalia with his jacket to keep her warm.

Ry - Thank god you're here Alex

A - How did you find her?

Ry - I had a friend of mine who is a computer geek to track her phone using GoFinder. It's supposed to be accurate to within 5 meters. I knew that if her phone was still switched on we had a chance of finding her. I'd already done one sweep of the area and didn't see her I thought it was worth a shot anyway (looking embarrassed)

A - "You did good Ryan

Ry - This wouldn't have happened if I had not acted like a complete jerk.

A - "Let me check her over then we will move her", Ryan go call Horatio!

Ryan pulls out his phone and makes the call.

Ry - H?

H - Ryan!

Ry - We have her H! We're on our way back up to you. Has the ambulance arrived?

H - "Just pulling up now.

Ry - See you in 5

Chapter 13

The paramedics are standing by waiting for Natalia to be brought up from the beach. Horatio and his team wait anxiously for her arrival. At last they see the quad bike coming up the beach. Horatio, Frank and Eric go down to help them bring the stretcher up.

Natalia is transferred to the awaiting ambulance. The paramedics have put a splint on her left ankle and her left arm is now in a sling. Natalia is sitting up and protesting because the paramedics want to put in an I.V. line and she is absolutely terrified of needles! Alexx walks over to Horatio and says:

A - "We need to get that I.V. line in Horatio and she won't let us do it

H - Why not?

A - "She has a phobia about needles (this causes Horatio to chuckle)

H - Okay, I'll talk to her.

Horatio walks over to Natalia and talks to her gently, "Sweetheart you need to let them take care of you. I'll stay with you while they do it ok? Just look at me don't look at the needle, you'll get through it". With that Natalia agrees to have the i.v. Line put in.

Alexx asks the paramedics what hospital they are taking her to and they tell her that she is being taken to Aventura Hospital, which is the closest. Horatio asks Calleigh to drive his hummer to the hospital and tosses her the keys before getting into the ambulance with Natalia.

As the ambulance heads off Calleigh, Eric, Alexx and Frank stand there chatting for a few moments.

C - Hey has anyone seen Ryan?

E - He was here a minute ago.

F - There he is, sitting in his hummer.

A - "He feels responsible for what happened to Natalia.

C - If you had heard what he said to her, you'd feel responsible for it too!

E - The guy acted like a complete moron!

A - "that moron, is the one who found her (and she tells them how)

F - What did he say that was so bad?

E - I ain't repeating it Frank.

C - Neither am I!

F - Well, it's going to look funny if he don't show up at the hospital. So you guys better bite the bullet and go talk to him okay.

E&C - "Okay Frank."

As Calleigh and Eric walk over to Ryan's hummer he gets out and says

Ry - Hey guys

C - Hey Ryan

E - "Hey man, good job today.

C - You did good Ry!

Ry - Hey guys I'm sorry for what I said last night.

E - You need to tell that to Natalia not us.

C - So, how about we go to the hospital and see how she is?

Ry - Do you think H will ever be civil to me again? I mean he really wanted to do me an injury this morning!

E - Man we all wanted to do you an injury. But we'll get through it.

C - Come on Ry, we'll meet you at the hospital.

They all arrive at the emergency room together to find Horatio sitting alone in the waiting room. Natalia has just gone into have x-rays done on her injured arm and foot. The doctors have assured Natalia that every precaution will be taken to protect her unborn child.

Alexx goes up to the Triage nurse and asks about Natalia and is told that she can go into the treatment bay and see her as she is just back from x-ray. Alexx rushes off.

A - "Hey baby girl how you feeling?

N - Sore Alexx! I just want to get out of here!

A - I know sugar, but you may have to stay here overnight for observation

N - That's the pits!

A - They're going to have to put your foot in a brace and strap up your wrist, so you're going to have to be patient a while longer (laughing) Your x-rays reveal that you have sprained your ankle and wrist.

N - Alexx, my ob/gyn wants to do a sonogram to check on the baby.

A - That's to be expected darlin', you'll be fine.

N - Will you stay with me while it's done, Alexx??

A - "You don't want Horatio with you?

N - I don't think I want him to see me strung up like a chicken Alexx!!!

A - (Laughing) Oh you do say the funniest things! Hang on I'll go ask him if he wants to be there

N - Ask him if he wants to see the first pictures of "little H"

Alexx returns to the waiting room to look for Horatio. She finds him with the rest of the team and they all look worried.

C - E How is she Alexx?

A - "She's going to be fine. She has sprained both ankle and wrist. They will keep her in overnight.

H - There's something else isn't there Alexx?

A - Her ob/gyn wants to do a sonogram as well Horatio, just as a precaution you understand.

H - Okay that's understandable. Anything else?

A - She wanted to know if you wanted to be there to see the first pictures of "little H"??

H - Take me to her Alexx!

Chapter 14

When Horatio returns to the waiting room to tell the team that Natalia has been moved to a room and that they can all go an see her now, he finds himself the center of attention!

C -I knew it, I just knew it!!

H - And what did you "just know" Calleigh?

C - About you and Natalia!

H - I guess the cats out of the bag hmnn?

C - Is the baby ok?

H - The baby is fine (and he takes out a copy of the sonogram to show them)

E&F - That's great H

Just then everyone realizes that Ryan hasn't said a word since Horatio returned to the waiting room and that he is now looking at Horatio with a questioning look on his face.

H - You want to say something Mr Wolfe?

Ry - You're the father aren't you, H?

H - Yes Ryan I am. Is that going to be a problem for you?

Ry - "No H, no problems. Congrats man.

H - "Thanks Ryan.

Natalia's hospital room

Horatio takes the team down to Natalia's room. As approach the room they see Natalia's doctor leaving the room.

H - Hey Doc, how's she doing?

Doc - Everything's good. Natalia can go home in the morning and she is to rest all weekend. And she can return to work on Monday.

H - Thanks Doc

Doc - You're most welcome.

As the team enters the room they hear Natalia talking to Alexx.

N - Alexx can you stop by my house and bring me in a change of clothes?

A - Sure, but I'll have to get your keys back from Calleigh

H - Don't worry about it Alexx, I'll take care of that for you.

A - If you're sure Horatio?

H - I'm sure. Calleigh the keys please (and Calleigh tosses them to him)

Just then Ryan clears his throat and Natalia says

N - Hi Ryan, thanks for your help today.

Ry - Anytime. Nat, there's something I want to say to you

N - I think you said it all last night (tensely)

Ry - That's just it. I want to apologize to you for what I said last night and for what you heard me say to Cooper. What I said was totally uncalled for and way out of line. And for that I am truly sorry.

N - Ryan thanks for the apology. Consider the matter closed ok.

Ry - Okay, I'll see you at the lab on Monday

******

The following morning

Horatio arrives at Natalia's room bright and early with a change of clothes. He goes over to Natalia and gives her a gentle kiss on the lips.

N - Horatio!

H - You sound like you missed me

N - Yeh, you sort of grow on people you know?? (Poking her tongue out at him)

H - You're going to pay for that one later!

N - Why not now? Chicken?

H - No, because I don't think this is the right place for what I have in mind!

N - Is that a threat or a promise of things to come?

H - Oh, I promise you, you will love what I have in mind for you! And with your foot all strapped up you can't go very far, and do like a captive audience! (Natalia blushes

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Horatio gently lifts Natalia from the wheel chair and places her in the passenger seat of his hummer and says "lets get you home".

H - You've gone quiet

N - Just tired (stifling a yawn)

H - Then why don't you close your eyes and relax. I'll wake you when we get there.

N - Sounds good

Much to Horatio's surprise Natalia curls up on the seat beside him and places her head on his lap.

N - Do you mind?

H - Not at all (chuckling)

He arrives at Natalia's house 45 minutes later and gently gives Natalia a shake.

H - Nat, (shaking her shoulder) we're here!

N - I'm awake

Horatio gets out of the hummer, goes around to the passenger side and gently lifts Natalia up, he eases off her seat belt, and carefully lifts her out. As he carries her into the house Natalia mumbles something at him.

H - What was that sweetheart?

N - I said where are you taking me?

H - I'm taking you to bed

N - Best offer I've had all day! (She reaches up and kisses Horatio on the cheek)

H - I aim to please (gently placing her on the bed)

N - You do it very well. (Caressing his face)

H - (huskily) just wait it gets even better

N - Boasting are you?

H - Behave yourself (kissing her gently)

N - I don't want to

H - Then what do you want?

N - Surprise me!

H - I think I can manage that

What follows will turn out to be the most mind blowing, earth shattering experience for both of them.

Later that afternoon

When Natalia awakens, she finds herself molded to the length of Horatio's body. His arms are wrapped around her protectively. It feels so right just being there with him. Natalia, not realizing that Horatio is also awake decides to put into practice all that he has taught her. He is surprised by her boldness and gives a small groan when he feels her fingers do a light tap dance along his thigh. He makes a grab for her hand and she says to him:

N - Do you want me to behave myself?

H - No, don't stop there

N - I have no intention of stopping. (Her fingers creep across the flat of his stomach)

H - You've learnt your lessons well

N - I had a great teacher.

H - I think you're ready for the advanced lessons

N - Teach me.

H - It will be my pleasure

Natalia is now 16 weeks pregnant and has a very noticeable baby bump.

Chapter 16

"You know it can only mean trouble with the head of IAB comes and pays you a visit!" thought Horatio as Lt. Charlie Daniels stepped out of the elevator and walked towards him.

Ch - Hi there Horatio

H - Charlie, what brings you down here?

Ch - I'd like to talk to one of your CSI's if I can?

H - Is there a problem? (As they both enter Horatio's office)

Ch - Not at this point Horatio. But I would like to chat with the csi who flattened Rick Stetler in the main lobby this morning!

H - WHAT!!!!! Please tell me you're joking!

Ch - I have it on security tape (placing a video cassette on the table). It's no joke Horatio.

H - Oh hell which one was it Delko or Wolfe?

Ch - Neither, it was Boa-Vista!

H - Natalia? Why on earth would she…..

Ch - Lets look at the tape and you can see for yourself that she did in fact flatten Stetler.

Horatio takes the video and places into the VCR in his office and turns on the TV. He presses the play button as Charlie gives a commentary on what he believes happened.

Ch - You see there, he grabs her by the arm and says something to her. You can then see her remove his hand and say something back to him and then she tries to walk away from him. Then Stetler being the fool that he is grabs her a second time. Your csi removes his hand more forcefully this time and again tries to walk away from him.

When Stetler makes a third attempt to grab her, your csi takes it upon herself to teach Stetler a lesson he sure isn't going to forget in a hurry.

H - Is Stetler filing charges against her?

Ch - Not if he's smart he won't! (Horatio looks at him with a questioning look)

Ch - The only reason that IAB is involved at this point is that a complaint was made to me, on behalf of your csi about Rick Stetler. This informant was one of at least 6 people who were in close proximity to see and hear what was said between the two of them. I have spent all day today interviewing and getting statements from these people and now I want to interview her to get her version of events and also to see if she wishes to file assault/misconduct/harassment charges against Stetler.

H - As her supervisor I wish to be present when you interview her.

Ch - "Agreed Horatio.

Horatio picks up his cell phone and calls Natalia

H - "Natalia I need to see you in my office right now

N - Be there in 5

Five minutes later Natalia knocks on Horatio's door and he tells her to come in.

H - Natalia, this is Lt. Charlie Daniels from IAB, he wants to talk to you about an incident that occurred this morning.

N -Stetler?

H - "Yes Stetler.

N - (turning to Charlie) Fine, ask your questions.

Ch - I have video evidence showing you and Sgt Stetler having some kind of argument in the main lobby this morning. It also shows Stetler grabbing you on two occasions and you're rather politely removing his hand from your arm. Are you with me so far?

N - Yes I understand what you're saying.

Ch - Now, what I want to know is this…."What did Stetler say to you that made you react in that way?

N - Basically, you're asking me why did I hit him?

Ch - Yes.

N - Well, he made some crude remarks about my present condition (pointing to her stomach). He said it in front of several people and didn't care if they heard him or not. Also, when I tried to walk away he stopped me by grabbing me on the arm (she pulls up her sleeve and you can see bruises beginning to form).

Ch - Go on what happened next.

N - Well, when he made a grab for me the third time I snapped and knocked him flat on his butt!

Ch - Horatio can you get one of your cameras and take photo's of Miss Boa Vista's arm?

H - Certainly. Natalia, don't say anything else until I get back ok.

N - "Sure no problem.

Horatio returns with a camera and takes several photos of Natalias arm.

N - Lt. Daniels is Sgt Stetler filing charges against me?

Ch - Call me Charlie.

N - Sure,

Ch - No, I want to know if you want to file charges against Sgt Stetler!

N - (giggles)

Ch - What's so funny?

N - Stetler is copping it from all sides today!

Ch - I see where you're coming from (laughing). So do you want to file charges against Stetler or not?

N - Are there any alternatives?

Ch - Well, I have statements from 6 people who saw and heard what he said to you. That alone earns him an official reprimand. It will go on his file.

N - So, you know exactly what he said to me don't you.

Ch - Yes and it was totally uncalled for.

N - Horatio have you seen these statements?

H - No I haven't

N - I would like copies of those statements for my records.

Ch - Fine, not a problem.

N - Okay, here's what I'd like to happen.

Ch - Go on

N - I won't file charges against Stetler if he accepts my conditions

Ch - Okay, what are they.

N - 1. He comes down here to the lab and apologizes to me in person in the presence of you and Horatio?

2. He is given an official reprimand about his behavior

3. He is also told to stay away from me at all times.

Ch - I can put that to him.

N - Good, you do that. Do you mind if we take a short break?

Ch - Not at all, it will give me time to him down here and put your proposal to him and to get you the copies of the statements. We'll meet back here in 15 minutes ok?

N - Sure

Chapter 17 (part 1)

20 minutes later Horatio, Natalia and Charlie gather once more in Horatio's office

Ch - While we're waiting for Stetler to join us here are your copies of the Statements (he hands Natalia an envelop)

N - Thanks Charlie

Just then Stetler walks into Horatio's office unannounced. (A large bruise can be seen on his jaw)

R - Well I'm here. Lets get this over with

Ch - Rick you know why you are here

R - Yes

Ch - And you have voluntarily agreed to Miss Boa Vista's terms of settlement

R - Yes, if it will get me out of this mess.

Ch - Fine, you may proceed

R - Miss Boa Vista, I would like to apologize for every hurtful, disgusting remark that I said to you this morning. I had absolutely no right to imply that you were a person of loose morals and I certainly had no right to make such sexually inappropriate comments to you. Will you please accept my apology?

N - Yes I will (Stetler looks relieved)

R - Now, I would also like to apologize to you for even daring to place a hand on you. I should've taken the hint the first time you removed it, but I didn't and now I am paying for my actions. I am asking you to accept my apology for grabbing you?

N - Yes, I accept your apology.

R - Thank you

Ch - Rick you are no longer allowed to enter this Lab or turn up at any crime unannounced. You are also not allowed to approach Miss Boa Vista in any way unless you clear it with Horatio or me first. Have I made myself clear enough on this for you?

R - Crystal Clear!!!!

Ch - Then we are done here

N - I can go now? (To Charlie)

Ch - Yes you can go.

As Natalia gets to Horatio's office door she hears him say

H - See me at the end of shift Natalia, okay?

N - No problem H.

In the break room at the end of shift (6pm)

Horatio walks into the break room and finds Natalia curled up on the sofa eating cookie dough (ah the cravings have kicked in)

H - What on earth are you eating?

N - Choc Chip Cookie Dough

H - May one ask why you're eating it

N - Because I wanted to!

H - Ok, enough said. We need to talk about this morning.

N - What about it.

H - You know you could've come to me and I would have dealt with Stetler.

N - H, I don't need you to fight my battles for me

H - I know that, but the fact remains you hit a superior officer.

N - No, I hit a merely higher-ranking one!

H - Excuse me?

N - And I'm really feeling the urge to slap another one silly right this minute!! Want to guess who the lucky candidate is? (Getting up from the sofa)

H - Where do you think you're going?

N - This discussion is over! I am out of here.

H - We're not done here.

N - Get out of my way Horatio!!!

They both turn towards the door when they hear someone clear their throat. And standing there is Alexx and Frank.

F - Are we interrupting something here?

H - Yes!

N - Frank walk me to my car please?

F - Horatio, I'll be back in 10 minutes ok. (As he guides Natalia out the door)

H - Fine! What can I do for you Alexx?

A - I just wanted to give you the autopsy report on the home invasion case

H - Good, I'll read it later. (Pacing around the break room)

A - Horatio, you need to calm down.

H - I am not the one who needs to calm down!

A - Okay let's start again shall we? Tell me what started this argument off?

H - She refuses to tell me what Stetler said to her this morning.

A - I can understand that Horatio

H - You know don't you Alexx? You know what he said to her, don't you?

A - I may have heard something during the day.

H - What did you hear Alexx?

A - I wish I could tell you but, it's up to Natalia.. Goodnight Horatio.

H - Talk to you tomorrow Alexx.

Horatio is still pacing around the break room when Frank walks back in….

F - She got to her car ok

H - Thanks

F - Why is she crying Horatio?

H - Because I tried to reprimand her for slugging Stetler this morning.

F - Reprimand her! What were you thinking! Damn it Horatio, if I had of heard him say what I know he said, he would be laying on a slab in Alexx's morgue as we speak!

H - "That bad?

F - Oh yeh.

H - What do I do now Frank?

F - Call her Horatio. Call her as the man she loves not as the man who is her boss ok?

H - You're right Frank.

Horatio takes out his mobile phone and dials Natalia's number. A phone starts ringing in the break room and Horatio turns towards the sound and there is Natalia's phone on the sofa along with the envelope containing the statements from Charlie Daniels.

F - What's that?

H - Her copies of the statements from Charlie Daniels.

F - I know what you're thinking Horatio, don't do it

H - I'll take it over to her house tonight and give it to her. Unopened.

F - "Smart move. I'll see you tomorrow"

Chapter 17 (part 2)

8pm that evening

Horatio knew that he couldn't leave things as they were with Natalia. He needed to make things right between them. So he drove over to her house hoping that she had calmed down enough to talk this thing out. But it was not to be, for Natalia was not home.

As he punched the steering wheel in frustration he decided he was not going anywhere until he knew she was safe. So he let himself into her house and sat down to wait.

Horatio didn't have to wait long as barely an hour had passed when he heard her garage door open and her car drive in. He rushed into the kitchen to greet her as the door from the garage leading into the house opened.

As she turned on the kitchen lights she saw him. Her simple greeting of "Hey You" was met with Horatio crossing the floor in seconds and scooping her into a bear hug kissing her passionately.

N - Wow! That was some greeting

H - I haven't finished yet

N - Horatio put me down please

H - If you insist (he gently places her feet back on the floor but still keeps his arms around her)

N - What are you doing here? I wasn't expecting you tonight.

H - When you left the break room in such a hurry you left some stuff behind, so I thought I would bring it over to you.

N - Oh, I see

H - And I wanted to apologize for acting like an ss!

N - What brought this on?

H - Frank had a few choice words to say to me.

N - (chuckling) and he had some choice words to say to me as well!

(Horatio places his fingers under her chin forcing her to look at him. He places a swift, gentle kiss on her lips and says I'm sorry babe)

H - So, here is your phone and that envelope from Charlie Daniels – please note that it is unopened.

N - So noted. We need to talk this thing out Horatio.

H - I know

N - If, and I say if, you were to find out exactly what Stetler said to me what would you do?

H - I would probably beat the living snot out of him.

N - That's why I'm not going to tell you, because I know exactly what you are capable of.

H - Ok, I see your point. If, and I say if I was to promise not to lay a hand (Natalia gives him "that" look) or foot on Stetler would you tell me?

N - I would be prepared to offer a compromise.

H - Okay, what is it.

N - Do I have your word that you will not go after him.

H - Yes

N - Ok, (she hands him the envelope) I'm going to let you read the statements. I just don't want to be in the same room when you do

H - Fine, where will you be in the mean time?

N - I am going to have a quick shower I'll see you in 15 minutes.

Horatio waits until he hears the shower running before opening the envelope. He pulls out just one statement and begins to read. And his blood begins to boil. Phrases leap out from the page. Phrases like, easy lay, a cheap f*ck, getting a two for one hand job. Stetler is one sick puppy and Horatio had not even finished reading the first page!

Before Horatio can stop himself he picks up his cell phone and dials a number

H - Stetler

R - Horatio what is it

H - Meet me in the carpark outside the lab tomorrow morning at 7.30am and don't keep me waiting.

R - I'll be there.

(Oh Stetler, you a going to be sorry, you messed with my woman Horatio thought)

Chapter 18 (part 1)

Crime Lab Car park 7.30am

Horatio pulls his hummer into his allotted parking space a little before 7.30; he quickly scans the car park for Stetler. He sees Stetlers' car at the far end of the car park and calls him over.

H - Stetler!

Rick turns around and walks towards Horatio – (Horatio is shocked by Stetlers appearance)

R - Horatio

H - What the hell happened to you?

R - After you called last night a few officers came around; they had heard what went down yesterday and took it upon themselves to voice the general displeasure of the whole damn department.

H - I can see they did a thorough job of it.

R - Yeh, they did. I suppose you want your piece of me now? I'm sure there are a few places still left on my body that hasn't been punched or kicked!

H - (smiling) Rick I would like nothing more than to beat you within an inch of your life. But I gave my word to someone that I wouldn't lay a hand or foot on you, and I keep my promises.

R - So what's this about then?

H - Well Rick, I think its time you and I had a man-to-man talk.

(Rick visibly pales under Horatio's stare)

R - I'm listening

H - I now know what you said to the lady in question.

R - Horatio, I've already apologized to her. I almost lost my job because of what I said and did to her. I am not about to make the same mistake twice. Believe me!!

H - I'm pleased to hear that Rick.

R - But that is not what this is about is it Horatio?

H - That's right. The lady in question just happens to be the future Mrs. Caine.

R - Oh sh!t, I'm a dead man

H - The baby she is carrying, you know the one you made such disgusting comments about?

R - (gulps) Yes

H - I'm the father. Do you see where I'm headed here?

R - Most definitely Horatio (Rick begins sweating)

H - (with a vicious growl to his voice) you, got off lightly this time Rick. But, if you ever pull another stunt like this, I will come after you. And I guarantee that it won't be a pleasant experience for you. DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!

R - Loud and clear Horatio.

H - Then I am glad we had this little chat.

Chapter 18 (part 2)

Horatio entered the crime lab and spoke to the receptionist Nancy.

H - Any messages for me?

Na - Several Lieutenant

H - What's with all the flowers? It's not your birthday is it?

Na - It's not my birthday. These are all for Natalia.

H - Really, that's interesting.

Horatio walks down the hallway to his office he runs into Frank Tripp.

F - Morning Horatio

H - You look cheerful today Frank, what gives.

F - You're just going to love this Horatio

H - What?

F - Someone uploaded the video of Natalia decking Stetler onto You Tube!

H - (laughing) that, could be a problem.

F - Why do you say that?

H - Well, I hear some people paid Stetler a visit last night. You wouldn't know anything about that would you Frank?

F - (laughing) who me, never!!

H - talk to you later Frank.

Break Room (Beginning of Shift)

Ry - Hey Nat, you opening a florist shop or something?

E - What are you talking about Ryan

Ry - These are all for Natalia.

E - It's not your birthday is it?

C - Oh Eric, her birthday is not for ages!

Ry - Well who are they from?

N - Well, I haven't had chance to check yet have I?

(Natalia looks and finds a card in each arrangement and has a little chuckle as she reads each one)

H - Good morning everyone

E, C, Ry&N - Morning H

H - Ryan, Eric can I see you in my office please?

E&Ry - Sure

Horatio's office

E - What's up H?

H - Well, you two I hear some people paid Stetler a visit last night. Did you two have anything whatsoever to do with it?

Ry - No way

E - "Hell no

H - Okay, lets get back to work. Eric, send Natalia in would you?

E - No problem.

N - You wanted to see me Horatio?

H - Take a seat.

N - What's up?

H - There's something you need to be made aware of

N - Go on

H - It would seem that someone uploaded the security tape of you decking Stetler onto You Tube.

N - (laughing) that explains the flowers.

H - I guess it does. (Smiling)

N - "Anything else?

H - Well, some people also paid him a visit last night. It seems they didn't like what he did to you and decided to teach him some manners.

N - How bad is he hurt

H - Lets just say he won't win any beauty pageants for a while!

Chapter 19

Mid-morning Horatio's office

Horatio is sitting at his desk attempting to make a dent in the mountain of paperwork that has accumulated there when he is interrupted by a knock at the door. Without looking up he calls out "Come in".

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Ch Morning Horatio

H Charlie, have a seat

Ch We need to talk privately (and he closes the office door)

H Tell me what's on your mind Charlie

Ch Stetler!

H What about him?

Ch have you seen the sorry state that he's in? I don't like it when one of my men gets hurt!

H Nobody does Charlie, nobody does!

Ch And you want to know something Horatio?

H What?

Ch "Stetler's injuries. I interviewed him a short time ago. He can identify each and every one of those responsible but to his credit he won't name them. He specifically asked me not to launch an investigation. He wants me to drop the whole thing. To do absolutely nothing about anything!

H I gather he has his reasons for this?

Ch Several. The major one being that he doesn't want it to be known that he had the stuffing knocked out of him by a group of women!

H WHAT!!!

Ch Yep! So there will be no investigation into the assault on him. That just leaves the video uploaded onto You Tube. And I know damn well I'm not going to get anywhere on that as well. Everyone will close ranks and I'll get nothing!

H So why are you here Charlie?

Ch Well, I would like you to have a word with all of your team. Let them know that Stetler is off limits. That he's agreed to see the department shrink to get help with the way he treats the female of the species. That they may have gotten away with it this time dispensing summary justice. But should it happen again I will come after them and I don't care how many enemies I'll make within the department!!!

H Are you implying that some, of my team were involved?

Ch I'm not pointing the finger anywhere Horatio. I'll be having the same conversation with other department heads later today. I want Stetler left alone!

H I'll call a staff meeting this afternoon and relay your concerns.

Ch Then my work is done here.

Chapter 20

Lunch time in the break room

When Horatio enters the break room in search of coffee he comes across Calleigh, Alexx and Maxine having a spirited conversation. Thinking that there is no time like the present he gets his coffee and walks over to their table.

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H Mind if I join you ladies?

A Horatio, you don't even need to ask.

C Pull up a chair

H Thanks. I need to talk to you ladies about something

M Sounds serious

A "you have that look Horatio. What is it?

H I had a visit from Charlie Daniels IAB this morning

C Oh, what did he want?

H He wanted me to put the word out with you ladies

M On what for heavens sake

H Stetler (Horatio looks at all three)

A What's Stetlers problem, other than the fact that he is still breathing!

H I know you ladies don't like him

M C that's an understatement

H Let me finish!

M Sorry

C do continue

H "Well ladies, its like this. Charlie is a little upset about Stetler being given a work over. He takes a very dim view of things when one of his men gets hurt. And he wants the persecution of Stetler to stop. Today. Before things can get any further out of hand.

A Are you saying that Daniels believes that one of us here is responsible for what happened to Stetler?

C I can't believe you of all people Horatio would even think that of us.

H Okay, this is not going down to well.

M You reckon!

H Alexx for starters Charlie doesn't have any proof that anyone here was responsible for Stetlers injuries. All he knows is that a group of female officers went over to Stetlers and beat the crap out of him.

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And Calleigh, do I think you had anything to do with what happened? On your own no, but in a group of women with all that estrogen anything is possible!

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A "Thanks for the vote of confidence in us Horatio

C your faith in us is just touching!

M yeh, it just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that you have so little trust in us.

(In the distance they hear the elevator doors open and footsteps heading in their direction)

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Just when Horatio thinks things couldn't get any worse Stetler walks into the break room!

M I just lost my appetite (on seeing Stetler she gets up and puts what's left of her lunch in the bin)

C (sniffing the air) Smells like someone forgot to take out the trash!

A I've had cadavers smell better than that!

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As Calleigh walks past Stetler she has one more parting comment

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C Stetler

R (gulping) yes Calleigh?

C In future, please direct all further questions that you may have about me, or my work to Horatio here. I want no direct contact with you at all. Understood?

R Yes, if that's how you want it

A "You can include me in that as well.

M Ditto!

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Rick just looks at their retreating backs. He then turns to Horatio and says:

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R Horatio, what just happened here?

H I just passed on Charlie's message and they didn't take it too well.

R What message was that?

H That you are off limits!

R Man, I wish Charlie had of kept his mouth shut.

H Why?

R Because right now, I'm getting the cold shoulder from all the women in the building. Not one of them will even ride in the same elevator as me! I can't even get the IAB receptionist to talk to me!

H Come on, it can't be that bad! (Smiling)

R Horatio, tell me the truth. Did Charlie imply either directly or indirectly that members of your team were responsible for what happened to me?

H you could say that.

R Damn! Please get them back in here Horatio!

H Why

R Because I have something to say to them and they won't come if I ask them!

H Alright, I'll make a call.

(Horatio takes out his mobile phone and calls Alexx)

H Alexx, can you round up Calleigh and Maxine for me, I need to see you all in the break room. ASAP!

A "Be there in 5 minutes.

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Five minutes later all three women return to the break room.

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C You wanted to see us, Horatio?

H I didn't he did! (Pointing at Stetler)

R Ladies, I come in peace! All I ask of you is that you listen to what I have to say to Horatio okay? (They all nod) I'll be brief.

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R Horatio, I want you to know that no member of your team was in any way involved in the assault on me last night. No member of your team was even present when it happened, they may be hot headed but they're not stupid!

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Ladies, I want to apologize for any misunderstanding. Can we please call a truce?

C I accept your apology. But it doesn't mean that I like you!

A M Same here!

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H Ladies, I too am sorry for even doubting you. I was wrong to even doubt you. I should've known better. Am I forgiven?

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C One moment while I confer with my colleagues! (Calleigh turns to Alexx and Maxine and says "Shall we let him off the hook", "yeh, they reply")

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C Because we like you, you're forgiven!

H Thank you ladies! (laughing)

Chapter 21 (mid afternoon) (part 1)

Ryan and Eric had just arrived back from a crime scene and were having a late lunch in the break room.

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Ry Have you spoken to Natalia since this morning?

E "About what?

Ry The flowers man, aren't you just a little bit curious about who sent them to her?

E Not our business Wolf-man!

Ry I wander if she's told Horatio who sent them?

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H (entering the break room) "Told me what Ryan?

E "Ryan's dying to know who sent Natalia the flowers!

Ry Doesn't it bother you H?

H No, it doesn't. If you're that bothered why don't you just ask her?

Ry If she was here I would, but she's not, so I can't

H That's easily fixed!

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(Horatio takes out his mobile phone and calls Natalia)

H Hello there

N Hey you

H Nat, something has come up

N And you'd like me to help it go down?

H Nibbles behave yourself!

(Eric and Ryan look at each other and laugh, "Nibbles?)

N Okay, I'll behave myself for now…but tonight I want to be very naughty!!!

H You're so going to pay for this!

N Really? Gives me something to look forward to then don't it?

H (exasperated) Just come up to the break room okay?

N Be there in 5

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Five minutes later Natalia walks into the break room and says to Horatio:

N Okay, I'm here. What's the problem?

H (Pointing to Ryan) He's the one with the problem

N What's the problem Ryan?

E Come on Wolfe, out with it!

Ry I just want to know who sent you the flowers, that's all

N I see, any particular reason you need to know this?

Ry Just curious, that's all

N If I tell you, do I have your word that you'll never mention it to me again?

Ry Okay

N That goes for you two as well (pointing at Horatio and Eric)

H E "Agreed.

N Fine! The roses are from the FBI field office here in Miami. The carnations are from the local DEA office. And the orchids are from Stetler's ex-girlfriend who is a cop from Traffic. Apparently, he has p!ssed off a lot of people, and I just did what they probably wanted to do to him. Now can we get past this?

Ry "But what about the package?

N What package?

Ry The one behind the orchids, you haven't seen it?

N No, I haven't (she goes over and picks up the package)

Ry You going to open it?

N Sure, why not?

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Natalia opens the package and finds an oversized t-shirt inside. She takes it out, and holds it up for all of them to see. On the front is a picture of Stetler, with a big red circle with a slash through it. The caption reads "Stetler free zone!" Both Eric and Ryan burst out laughing. Horatio just shakes his head.

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End of shift

As Horatio is walking down the hallway on his way to the elevators he hears laughter coming from the break room. He goes to investigate. He finds Calleigh, Maxine and Natalia laughing hysterically and each of them carrying a bunch of flowers.

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H Ladies, what's so funny?

M Show him Nat

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Natalia turns around and he sees that she is wearing the Stetler T-shirt. The look upon his face makes Calleigh and Maxine start laughing again.

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H Take it off Natalia.

N Horatio, I'm off the clock so I can wear what I like.

C Where is your sense of humor Horatio?

M Lighten up!

H "Calleigh, Maxine why don't you two go on ahead while I discuss this with Natalia?

N Wait for me at the elevator guys, this won't take long.

(Calleigh and Maxine quickly leave the break room)

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H I'm asking you to take off that shirt.

N With all due respect my answer is No!

H If Stetler himself sees you wearing it, he will have a fit!

N I don't think so. I honestly think he will see the funny side of it.

H Nat, be reasonable, Stetler doesn't have a sense of humor! Don't give him a reason to file a complaint about you. Just take the damn shirt off.

N Horatio, it's been a long day and I don't want to argue with you. With that said, if you want to continue this discussion, I'll be home in 30 minutes and we can discuss it then.

H Your funeral. Don't say I didn't warn you.

N I'm glad we had this little chat. Now let's get out of here!

H You're being very stubborn.

N (while walking past him) and, you worry too much. But I love you anyway!

H (grabbing her arm and pulling her back towards him) "What did you just say?

N I said that you worry too much (blushing)

H The last bit

N But I love you anyway?

H That's what I thought you said. Do you really mean it?

N Yes!! I've been in love with you for ages!

H Oh wow! (Wrapping his arms around her)

N Is that all you can say? Wow!

H Nat, look at me

(Natalia looks up at him and sees a mischievous look in his eyes. She gives him a questioning look as he looks around to make sure nobody can see them and places a soft, gentle kiss on her lips and says

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H "Nat, I love you too.

Chapter 21 (part 2)

Natalia throws her arms around Horatio's neck and pulls him into a passionate kiss. Things start to get a little steamy rather quickly. Both of them have completely forgotten about Maxine and Calleigh waiting out near the elevators until they hear someone speak

M Oops! I'm sorry.

C Oh, for heavens sake get a room! (Laughing)

Horatio and Natalia break apart blushing!

N Go away you two!

M No way, heaven only knows what you two will get up to if we leave. (Laughing)

C So, if you two don't mind we'd like you to walk out ahead of us.

M That way you can't stop for any detours!

C Let's go people!

H "(Plants a quick kiss on Natalia's lips) To be continued?

N Most definitely!

C Start walking you two!

H Yes ma'am (leading the way to the elevators)

Meanwhile

Upstairs Stetler is in his office looking out the window. He has a clear view of the car park. Stetler is only interested in one particular vehicle – a bright pink VW convertible, her car.

Still on her windscreen is a little note that he had left there earlier. He is deep in thought (I wonder is she'll call? Probably not, but at least I gave it a try!). Sighing he leaves his office to head home. He gets into the elevator and presses the button to go down to the lobby. Two floors down the elevator stops, the doors open, and in she walks.

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Back in the Crime Lab

Calleigh and Maxine have managed to get Horatio and Natalia to the elevators without any detours. While waiting for the elevator Horatio says to Natalia

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H "let me carry that for you"

N (handing him the flowers) Thank you

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The elevator doors open and Horatio stands aside and says

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H "After you ladies.

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Calleigh and Maxine enter the lift carrying bunches of flowers and don't see who else in the lift with them until it is too late to give Natalia a warning. They both look at each other and mouth "Sh!t Stetler". Rick is looking at the floor, trying to be invisible. He looks up as Horatio enters the lift with Natalia.

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R Horatio

H Rick (trying to block Racks view of Natalia's shirt, but it's too late Rick has seen it)

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There is a sudden awkward silence. Horatio is just waiting for Rick to explode for Rick has now had a good look at Natalia. Then to everyone's surprise Rick starts laughing.

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R (still laughing) I'm not even going to ask where you got that!

N (turning to Horatio) and, you said he had no sense of humor!

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This remark causes Maxine and Calleigh to start laughing. Rick just looks at them and doesn't say a word.

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When the elevator reaches the lobby, Stetler quickly excuses himself and bolts out of the building. He wants to get to where his car is parked as it has a clear view of hers. He watched and waited. He finally saw her walk to her car.

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When Maxine reaches her car she finds a note under the wiper blade. She unlocks her door and before she gets in the car she reads the note. It reads "Can I buy you a cup of coffee?" and a phone number. Out of sheer curiosity Maxine takes out her mobile phone and dials the number.

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Rick is stunned when his mobile phone rings. He hesitantly answers it

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R Hello

M Who is this

R Stetler

M Stetler, what are you playing at?

R Can you at least call me Rick?

M "Okay, Rick. What do you want?

R (voice shaking)Maxine, I'm going to be at Starbucks 416 Lincoln Rd. at 7pm if you would like to join me for a coffee.

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Maxine is stunned. Stetler is asking her out for coffee? She doesn't know what to say to him.

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R Maxine are you still there?

M I'm here.

R Well, will you join me?

M You'll find out at 7pm won't you! Bye

R Bye (chuckling)

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Well, Rick thinks at least she didn't hang up in my ear.

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Starbucks 7pm

Rick enters Starbucks and buys a couple of Skinny Vanilla Lattes. He finds a table and sits down to wait. He looks up and sees the door open and in walks Maxine. Oh, my God she came! He can't believe it. Maxine walks over to his table and says

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M Ok, I'm here

R (standing up) I didn't think you would. Please have a seat

M Okay Rick, just one question. Why me?

R (quietly) you, think I have an ulterior motive?

M I don't know what to think yet, that's why I'm asking you.

R I thought you might be an interesting person to get to know

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To break the silence Rick asks:

R Can I ask you one question?

M You may.

R Why did you come tonight?

M I was curious

R Well, it's a start.

M The start of what?

R I honestly don't know, but are you willing to see where this might take us?

M (hesitantly) yes

Chapter 22 (part 1)

(Natalia's house 7pm)

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When Horatio let himself into Natalia's house a delicious aroma wafted out of the kitchen. He looks in the oven and smiles "lasagne!!" He is beginning to wonder where Natalia is when his ears pick up the sound of running water! "Interesting" he thinks.

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Horatio walks down to Natalia's bedroom, the only light in the room is coming from a small lamp beside the bed. Just then Natalia comes out of the bathroom with just a towel wrapped around her, her head is down and she is drying it with another towel. She doesn't see Horatio until….

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Horatio sneaks up behind her and for a joke puts his arms around her shoulders in a reverse bear hug. Before he can say a word Natalia has quickly given him a elbow jab to the ribs and flung her fist back and connected with his jaw. Horatio screams

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H Nat, it's me!

N Oh my God Horatio are you ok?

H No I'm not okay!

N Well you startled me, I thought you were an intruder

H Where did you learn to do that?

N Horatio, you really should have a look at my file.

H Why?

N You would see that I have a black belt in Karate.

H Remind me never to startle you again!

N I'm sorry, do you want me to kiss it better (giggling)

H You think this is funny? Do you?

N Actually, yes!

H Just wait until I get a hold of you!

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Natalia turns around and makes a bolt for the bathroom but she is not quick enough. Horatio grabs her around the waist and scoops her up into his arms.

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H Gotcha

N Put me down!

H No, I don't want to! (He plants a searing kiss on her lips)

N You're not playing fair damn it!

H It's payback time! (With a devilish gleam in his eyes)

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Natalia starts to wriggle in his arms and says

N "Put me DOWN!!!!

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Horatio walks over to the bed and puts Natalia down in the middle of the bed. Before she can roll off the other side he quickly follows her and says

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H Oh no you don't. (Kissing her) Do you remember the Boy Scout motto?

N Be prepared? What's that got to do with anything?

H I came prepared (chuckling)

N Prepared for what

H This! (He reaches behind him and pulls a pair of handcuffs from his belt)

N You wouldn't!

H Oh but I would.

N I will get you for this!

H Let the fun begin! (And he quickly handcuffs her hands to the bed head)

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Just then the oven timer goes off.

H (getting off the bed) Dinner, a timely interruption!

N You can't leave me like this?

H (He pats her on the leg and says) don't go away!

N Very funny Horatio!

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Horatio gets up and walks from the bedroom chuckling. He walks into the kitchen and turns the oven off. He then went to his briefcase and took out a couple of things he had brought with him. Next he went to the freezer and took out some ice cubes. He rummaged around in the fridge until he found the chocolate sauce and a can of whipped cream. Then he found a tray to put all his little treasures on.

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"Let's see have I forgotten anything?" he thought as he checked everything on the tray

Ice cubes –yes

Chocolate sauce – yes

Whipped cream – yes

Feather - yes

Blind fold – yes

Juice – (damn I forgot the juice – wouldn't want to get dehydrated now would we)

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He picks up the tray and walks back into Natalia's bedroom.

H Hi there, I'm back

N (eying the tray) what have you got there?

H You'll see

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Horatio places the tray down on the bedside table. He then takes out his mobile phone and switches it off. He does the same to Natalia's mobile phone. He then gets up and takes the landline off the hook. Natalia looks at him with hooded eyes and a cheeky grin

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N What do you have planned for me?

H I'm going to take you to heaven and back. Slowly, deliciously, sensuously. I will decide when and if to let your hands free. I will decide when you get your release. Are you up for the challenge?

N On one condition

H And that is?

N As long as it's a reciprocal arrangement!

H (picking up the blindfold) "Agreed? Shall we begin?

Chapter 22 (part 2) 8.30pm

Natalia was lying on her back next to Horatio. Every nerve ending she had was tingling. She feels like a firecracker just waiting to explode.

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Horatio gently lifts off the blindfold and smiles down into her eyes and gently runs his knuckles along her jaw. He smiles at her sudden intake of breath.

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H Tell me what you need Nat?

N I need you. Right here right now. I can't wait any longer.

H Yes you can and you will.

N No, I can't. I really need you right now. I can't hold it back anymore.

H (kissing her softly on the lips) then, let go and take me with you.

N I need to feel you. I have to touch you

H Wait (he leans over and grabs the keys to the handcuffs) shall I uncuff you?

N YES!!!

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Horatio takes off the cuffs and gathers Natalia into his arms. He kisses both wrists. He wraps his arms around her waist and rolls over so that she is on top. Horatio wants to take it nice and slow, but Natalia has other ideas!

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Natalia curls her fingers around his and starts to move. Horatio can feel that she is not going to last long; he can already feel her muscles tightening. He moves his hips just a little bit and this sends her over the edge. Natalia collapses onto Horatio's chest, it will be several minutes before her muscles relax and her breathing returns to normal. He wipes the tears from her face and says:

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H You okay?

N I will be.

H You want to know something?

N What?

H I never thought you would turn out to be a screamer! (Chuckling)

N Swine!

Chapter 23 part 1
Starbucks
Maxine looked across the table at Rick with a determined look on her face.

M There's some things that you need to know, if we are move on from here
R Are we moving forward from here
M That depends
R On what
M On how you react to what I'm about to say next.
R shoot
M This whole thing between you and Natalia is never to happen again EVER! We're a close bunch in the lab. Almost like family. When you hurt one of us, you hurt all of us. Do you see where I'm coming from?
R Yes I do.
M And how do I know that you're not just using me to get information about the lab?
R Trust, Max. The quickest way to screw up a relationship is to betray the trust the other person has in you. I know you're going out on a limb here just by being seen with me.
M So, lets take things slowly.
R Get to know each other
M Our likes and dislikes
R What makes us tick!
M Exactly!
R Are you working tomorrow?
M Yes
R Want to have breakfast with me?
M Excuse me??? (startled)
R (laughing at the look on her face) Oh heck that didn't come out right!
M Care to rephrase that (starting to laugh as well)
R I think I'd better! I would like you to join me for breakfast, here at 7am.
M I'll be here.

Chapter 23 part 2

Natalia's house 11pm
When Natalia awakens she finds herself held in the protective arms of Horatio. He places a gentle kiss on top of her head. She turns over and looks into his eyes and kisses him.

Horatio gently strokes her arm. He is deep in thought.

N "Penny for your thoughts?
H "Just something I've been thinking about for some time."
N "Okay, sounds serious. Want to talk about it?
H I want to move forward in our relationship.
N What did you have in mind?
H I'd like you to move in with me.
N What brought this on?
H I woke up this morning and I realized that I want more from our relationship. I want you to be the last thing I see at night and the very first thing I see in the morning when I wake up.
N Okay
H Okay what?
N Okay, I'll move in with you.
H (pulling Natalia on top of him) "You mean it?
N Yes I mean it. (placing her head on his chest)
H When will you move in with me? (stroking her back)
N How about I move my clothes in this weekend? Will that suit you?
H Yes, what about the rest of your stuff.
N My personal stuff, I'll pack up and bring with me. And I might just rent this place out fully furnished. Probably take about a week to pack everything.
H I'll bring the boxes and help you pack!

Chapter 24
Starbucks 6.45am
Rick opened the door and entered Starbucks. He was pleasantly surprised to see Maxine already there! He walks over to her table and says:

R Good morning
M Hi, I already got you a coffee
R Thanks.
M "Well don't just stand there, sit down!
R (chuckles) Okay!

Conversation flows freely between the two. Rick is amazed that they have plenty to talk about and none of it is work related! Just then his mobile phone rings. He says to Maxine "I have to take this" and she nods.

R Yes Charlie
Ch Rick where the hell are you?
R Starbucks on Lincoln Road, why
Ch I need you at a scene urgently
R What's happened?
Ch Officer down. Gunman is still at large.
R Give me the address.
Ch I'll advise Horatio that you are on the way.

Rick turns to Maxine and says.
R I've got to go.
M Call me later
R Count on it! (As he bolts from the coffee shop)

*****
When Rick arrives on the scene he quickly puts on his bullet proof vest and goes in search of Horatio and finds him standing beside an ambulance.

R Horatio what's the situation?
H Frank's been shot.
R How bad?
H Not serious but he needs to go to the hospital and get checked out.
R Is there a problem about him going to the hospital?
H Yeh, he doesn't want to go!

Rick walks to the back of the ambulance and sees Frank lying on a stretcher being attended to by paramedics. Horatio follows him.

R Frank is there a problem here?
F it's just a knick I don't need to go to the hospital.
R Departmental policy Frank you're going and that's final.
F Stetler, go to hell! I'm not going!
R Frank you can go willingly or I will have you handcuffed to the stretcher and make you go. You choose.
F Horatio are you going to just stand there and do nothing?
H As much as it pains me to say this Frank, but I agree with Rick!
F You agree with this dumbass!
H Yes!
R So, what's it going to be Frank?
F Okay I'll go, but under protest!
R I'll swing by the hospital later today and take your statement.

Rick and Horatio both stand and watch as the ambulance takes Frank to Hospital. Before Rick turns to Horatio and says

R What do we know so far?
H Not a lot
R I'll want copies of all reports etc. you know the drill, I don't need to explain it to you! Keep me in the loop at all times understood
H Not a problem
R See you later.
H You're not going to stick around?
R You now how to do your job, so just do it! (And he walks back to his car)

Charlie Daniels' office IAB
Rick knocks on Charlie's open door and says

R Got a minute
Ch Sure, come on in
R It was Frank Tripp who was shot
Ch How bad is he?
R Shoulder wound but he'll be okay
Ch There's something else isn't there Rick?
R Yes there is
Ch Close the door, take a seat and tell me what's on your mind (Rick does as requested)
R I would like you to ensure that I am no longer involved in any investigation directly relating to the Crime Lab.
Ch Whoa! I assume you have a very good reason for making this request
R Yes. Conflict of Interest!
Ch Conflict of interest would only apply if you were seeing someone from the lab. You're not are you?
R Yes I am
Ch WHAT!!! Does Horatio know about this?
R No he doesn't
Ch Are you going to tell him?
R Not until it becomes necessary.
Ch Okay, meet with Horatio to finalize whatever active files you have by close of business on Friday understood?
R I'll get right on it.
Ch Is there anything else you'd like to discuss Rick?
R Now that you mention it
Ch Go on
R I'd like you to lift the ban on me entering the crime lab unannounced.
Ch (smiling) "Now why would I do that!!!
R Because if and when the lady in question and I decide to go public with our relationship I think it would be nice if I could drop in and have lunch with her occasionally!
Ch (chuckling) I never thought I'd see the day when
R What?
Ch That my little boy would finally fall in love!
R (laughing) very funny Charlie
Ch I know, I know (unable to contain himself) don't worry I square it with Horatio.
R Thanks!

*****
Horatio's office mid-afternoon.
Horatio is sitting at his desk attempting to make a dent in the ever-increasing pile of paperwork when he hears a knock at his door.

H Come in
Ch Hi Horatio
H Charlie nice to see you, is there a problem?
Ch Just need a few minutes of your time.
H Take a seat and tell me what's on your mind.
Ch (sitting down) Stetler
H What's happened now?
Ch He came to see me this morning and asked me to take him off any future investigations involving your unit!
H WHAT!!! Did he say why?
Ch Yep, conflict of interest.
H But for that to apply he has to..(A stunned look on his face)
Ch (interrupting) "You got it!
H He's seeing a member of my staff?
Ch Yes
H Who?
Ch He didn't say and I didn't ask.
H Is this a recent development
Ch I think so.
H I don't believe it!
Ch I know it's hard to believe, but my little boy has fallen in love with one of your ladies!
H And he doesn't want the lady in question to think that he is only using her to get information about the lab.
Ch That's my take on the situation. Anyway, I have given him until close of business on Friday to finalize any investigation he has going with your unit. He will meet with you and hand down his recommendations is that okay with you.
H Yes certainly. Is there anything else?
Ch yes, he also asked me if I would remove the ban on him entering the lab unannounced. Do you have any problem with that?
H If he's not going to be our liaison officer then I have no problem with him coming into the lab occasionally.
Ch I can't believe Rick Stetler is doing something decent for once!
H I know, scary isn't it?

Chapter 25 (part 1)
Friday lunch time – break room
As Maxine walked into the break room she was surprised to find that the six people she thought of as family were all sitting having lunch at the same time. A very rare occurrence!

Maxine gets her lunch from the fridge and sits down with her friends.

N So Max got anything special planned for the weekend?
M Well, I'm going house hunting
C What on earth for?
M Well, I just got tired of sharing a place and decided that I needed more privacy.
N You looking to rent or buy a place.
M Ultimately I would like to buy a place. But if I can't find something that I like then I'll rent until I do.
C You sound like you've given this a lot of thought
M "For the past 2 weeks actually.
N (a light bulb goes on in her brain) "You're seeing someone aren't you?
M What on earth makes you think that?
A That blush for one!
M I'm not blushing!!!
A Yes you are! Now tell use all about him
N Yeh, like how did you meet, is he a good kisser
C Is he any good at "you know"!!
E TMI Calleigh TMI! Can't you see we're eating!
Ry What's his name?
Horatio was thinking about what happened 2 weeks ago and his eyes widened in surprise!

Thankfully, Maxine is saved from answering any of these questions when her mobile phone rings! Everyone turns towards Maxine whose face has gone bright red as she answers her phone.

N (on seeing Maxine's face says) "Shush, it's him!

Meanwhile upstairs in Charlie Daniels office
For the last half hour Charlie had been sitting at his desk trying to get some paperwork done. But he kept getting distracted by his colleague in the next office who at the present time was throwing a ball against the wall continually.

Charlie reaches breaking point and storms into the office next door and says

Ch Rick! What the hell are you doing?
R just trying to think through a problem
Ch (takes the tennis ball from Rick) Can you do it quietly?
R (glances at his watch) Sure!

Rick takes out his mobile phone and calls Maxine. Charlie just stands there watching him.

R Hi there
M Hello
R What are you doing now?
M I'm in the break room having lunch with everyone.
R Do you still think the way you did this morning?
M I haven't changed my mind, have you?
R Do you want my answer privately or publicly?
M (chuckling) "Whatever way you want to give it to me!
R See you shortly. (Closing his phone)

Ch Rick what's going on?
R My lady wants to go public with our relationship
Ch Does she have a name?
R Maxine
Ch You have a determined look on your face what are you planning?
R I'm about to give Maxine her answer in public!
Ch Are you sure you want to do that?
R Very sure! I'll see you later.

Rick walks out of his office and heads for the elevators. He is nervous about what he is about to do, but he is determined to see it through. He gets into the elevator and pushes the button for the Crime Lab.

Back in the Crime Lab
Horatio can hear who is on the other end of the call but wisely says nothing because he doesn't want to embarrass Maxine any further than she is right now.

Natalia looks at Maxine as she puts her phone away and says
N Max are you ok. Is everything all right?
M Ah, things could be better!
A Maxine what's wrong – you have a hunted look on your face.

But Maxine doesn't answer! She calmly repacks her lunch box and gets up to place it in the fridge.

Rick enters the Crime lab and heads for the break room. Maxine wasn't kidding when she said everyone was there. All conversation stops as he walks into the room and over to Maxine.

Maxine is eyeing him warily wondering what he is going to do. When Rick stops in front of her and places both hands on her hips Maxine lets out a startled squeak. Rick lifts her up and places her on the bench top. He leans forward and places a gentle kiss on her lips and says,
R "Is this public enough for you?"
M Uhm
R (chuckling) I'll be upstairs when you want to give me your answer!

Rick turns around walks out of the break room and heads back to his office. Leaving behind one very stunned Maxine! Rick wonders how long it will take Maxine to give him his answer. Little does he know that he doesn't have long to wait!

There was a stunned silence in the break room. All eyes were on Maxine, who was still sitting on the bench top with a completely shocked look on her face. The only sound that could be heard was Rick's laughter as he walked towards the elevators.

Maxine finally hops off the bench top and heads towards the break room door. Natalia is the only one game enough to ask her where she is going.

N Max where are you going?
M I'm going upstairs to teach that man that there is a time and place for everything and this was neither, the time or place!

Maxine gets in the elevator and goes up 2 floors to IAB. When the doors open she heads straight to the reception desk and asks for him.

M Where will I find Rick Stetler (she has fire in her eyes!)
Rec Ah, his office is 2nd door on the right.
M Thank you
Rec But I don't think he's in there.
M Then where is he!!
Rec (timidly) you could try our break room – it's down the end of the hall last door on the left.
M "Thank you. Oh, don't ring him and tell him I'm on my way. Got it!
Rec Yes ma'am!

As Maxine heads towards the break room the receptionist quickly calls Charlie Daniels
Rec Lieutenant? It's Theresa at reception.
Ch What's the problem Theresa?
Rec I think you'd better head to the break room quickly.
Ch Why, what's happened?
Rec I think Rick may have pissed off one of Horatio's team.
Ch "Male or female?
Rec Female. I swear she had steam coming out of her ears and fire in her eyes! You may want to head her off and stop her from doing Rick and injury!
Ch I'm on my way and Theresa?
Rec Yes sir
Ch Have the first aid tin ready – just in case we need it! (Laughing)
Rec Will do sir, good luck!

Charlie reaches the break room just in time to hear Maxine say

M Richard Stetler what on earth possessed you to do what you just did!
R Why Maxine how nice to see you (tickled pink that she was there)
M Answer me damn it
R (cheekily) "You said you wanted to go public with our relationship I just did what you asked me to!
M (standing in front of him) "You call that going public! I'll show you how to go public!

And with that Maxine cups Rick's face in her hands and slowly, deliberately kisses him! Rick is so surprised that he responds without thinking! He pulls Maxine onto his lap and wraps his arms around her and kisses her back with passion only stopping when the need for air overtakes them!

(Charlie realizes that Rick is in no 'physical danger' discretely closes the break room door and leaves them alone)

Chapter 25 (part 2)
Crime lab break room
When Maxine re-entered the break room all conversation between her friends stopped. You could feel the tension in the air. Maxine could feel them staring at her when she went to the fridge to get her drink out, bracing herself she turned towards them and said

M I can see by your faces that you all want to say something so who's first?
(Silence from those around the table)
M Don't all speak at once!
(They still remain silent)
M (eyes watering) "You of all people Natalia should understand that you can't help who you develop feelings for!" (Rushing from the break room)

H I think one of us should go and talk to her.
N I'll go
A Horatio?
H Yes Alexx
A I think it might be too late for that (looking up to see Maxine with her car keys in her hand and her bag over her shoulder)
C Why do you say that Alexx
A "She's leaving!

Maxine is waiting for the elevator; she has tears streaming down her face. Alexx gets up from the table and rushes to the door of the break room and calls out "Maxine wait!" and quickly walks towards Maxine.

C I don't think we handled that well
E Duh! You think
Ry Do you think she'll be okay?
N Guys, we need to make this right!
H (his mobile phone begins to vibrate) Hang on I need to answer this call. (Caller i.d. has told him who's calling)

Horatio talking into his phone:
H Rick, what can I do for you?
R We need to talk
H I agree on that. When?
R Now, I'm on my way down there! (Hanging up)

H I agree Nat we need to make this right, but now we have an even bigger problem!
Ry What's that H?
H Rick's on his way down here
E Oh man we are so screwed!

Less than 5 minutes later Rick is standing at the break room door with a look of thunder on his face.
R (angrily) "Would someone like to tell me what the hell happened down here!!!
H You are of course referring to Maxine.
R The man's a genius! Of course I'm talking about Maxine!!!!
H Rick calm down! We didn't say anything to Maxine. Not one word to her and I think that may have been the problem!
R (glaring at each and every one of them) "You want to be pissed with someone, be pissed at me. I'm the one who made the first move not Maxine! And I'll tell you another thing! I'm in this relationship for the long haul whether you approve or not! So if any of you (pointing his finger at them) have a problem with that, then I suggest you get over it!
H You've made your point Rick we will make things right with Maxine on that you have my word.
R I'll hold you guys to that! You guys are supposed to be her friends! Well, with friends like you who the hell needs enemies!! (And he storms out of the break room)

Rick is seething! How, could they do that to her of all people. He angrily stabs the elevator button – damn it where is that damn thing! Suddenly, the elevator arrives and the doors open. Maxine is about to step out when Rick spots her!

R Max! Are you okay? (gently pushing her back inside the elevator)
M I will be (putting her arms around him)

The elevator doors close and Rick leans over and presses the emergency stop button! Maxine can't help but laugh.

R What's so funny?
M This elevator is forever breaking down!
R (smiling he takes out his mobile phone and switches it off) Turn off your phone!
M (turning off her phone) "What's going through that pretty head of yours?
R I was thinking of things that I'd like to do to you
M What's stopping you? (Looking up at him)
R Max, we're at work and in an elevator for chrissakes!
M I'm willing if you are!
R (kissing her) I just never thought our first time would be in an elevator!
M (kissing him back) I'll make it up to you next time
R (running his hands down her back) "Will there be a next time?
M (putting her arms around his neck and pulling his head down towards her) Count

Chapter 26
(Mid afternoon – Horatio's office)
Natalia knocks on Horatio's office door.

H Come in beautiful!
N Flattery will get you nowhere, for now!
H Then I'll try again later!
N Do that, but in the mean time let's move on
H Okay what did you have in mind?
N Do you have your palm pilot handy?
H Of course, why?
N Just want to put a reminder in your diary that I have a doctor's appointment next Friday at 2pm
H Is there a problem (gently placing his hand on her stomach)
N Just my monthly checkup and this time my doctor is going to do an ultrasound.
H You mean we get to see "Little H"?
N Yep, and we can even find out what we're having if you want to.
H I'd like to know, but what about you?
N I want it to be a surprise at the end, you know?
H If that's what you want then that's what we'll do. (He gently rubs her baby bump)

Natalia notices a puzzled look has come over Horatio's face.
N Why are you looking like that?
H (smiling) If I didn't know better, I swear this little guy just kicked me.
N (cheekily) Probably didn't like the way he was pushed around last night!
H (saying to her stomach) "Hey little one, I'll try not to shake you up so much from now on! (Little H suddenly starts kicking madly)
H Does it hurt when this happens?
N Only when he kicks on a full bladder – speaking of which, I have to go!
H (laughing) I'll see you later.

As Natalia comes out of Horatio's office she runs into Eric and Ryan.
N Sorry guys didn't see you.
E No problem, talk to you later.

Eric knocks on Horatio's door "H got a minute"
H Sure come on in. Talk to me
E H, Ryan and I would like to do a little something to "welcome" Stetler to our humble little group.
H What did you have in mind?
Ry Just a little prank with his car.
E We're not going to damage his car in anyway. We just want to hang something from the back of it, and see how long it takes him to realize it's there!
H What are you planning to hang on it? (With a wicked look in his eyes)
Ry Just a sign that says, "Just got laid"
E And hang some tin cans from underneath it as well.
Ry So H, can you point out Stetler's car for us?
H I'll take you to it!
E We need to scout out a vantage point so we can see his reaction!
Ry I'll bring a camera
H Gather the stuff you need and I'll meet you downstairs in 5!
E Let the fun begin.

End of shift – locker room
When Maxine walked into the locker room at the end of the shift she came face to face with Calleigh and Natalia. It was Calleigh who broke the silence.

C Hey Max, got a minute?
N We would like to talk to you
M Just say what you have to say and get it over with
C You're not going to make this easy for us, are you?
M Give me one good reason why I should!
N I'll give you 2! A) Because we're friends and b) we're sorry for what happened at lunchtime.
C Are they good enough reasons Maxine?
M (smiling) Damn good reasons actually
N (Hugging Maxine) we never meant to hurt you Max!
M (wistfully) I know that now.
C (Hugs Max) you took us by surprise
N We just need time to get used to it all.
M All I ask is that you all accept that I am seeing Rick and that I'm not going to stop seeing him just because you guys don't like him!
N C We can do that!

Car Park end of shift
Eric, Ryan and Horatio were lying in wait for Stetler in the car park. They don't have long for Rick to arrive. They watch him walk to his car and get in.

Rick reverses the car out of his spot and starts to drive towards the exit. He doesn't go more than 30feet when he hears some serious noises coming from the rear of his car, so he stops the car and gets out to have a look!

When he gets to the rear of the car he goes red in the face and screams "who the hell is responsible for this!" Then he notices that the car park is full of people laughing their fool heads off! Ryan is madly snapping pictures, as Rick's reaction is priceless.

Horatio and Eric can hardly control their laughter as the go to "help" Rick remove the crap from his car.

As they approach Rick from behind he senses their presence and turns on them!
R Are you responsible for this?
H (sincere voice) I honestly don't know what you're talking about Rick?
E Hey Rick what does the sign say?
R Don't even bother looking at it!
Ry (joining them) it says "Just got laid"
H (patting Rick on the shoulder) Come on Rick, we'll help you remove the decorations from you car so you can get going. I mean that's what friends are for right (sarcastically)
R I just bet you had something to do with this Horatio.
H I didn't think you were a gambling man Rick. (Turning to Eric and Ryan) You two remove the stuff from his car and dispose of it.
E Sure H, we'll take care of it. (Laughing)

Horatio walks Rick around to the driver's side door and waits for Rick to get in the car before speaking again..
H Rick, there's something I think you should be made aware of
R Oh, and what's that
H (putting on his sunglasses) "The elevators in our building are not sound proof!

And he walks away from Rick laughing!

Chapter 27 (part 1)
Maxine parked her car outside Rick's apartment building. She'd heard through the grapevine what had happened in the car park and wasn't sure of her welcome. She knew the guys meant to harm, that they'd just wanted to "welcome him" to the gang, but thought they may have gone too far.

She took out her mobile phone and dialed Rick's number he answered on the 2nd ring!
M Hi there, you feel like some company?
R Max! Where are you?
M Downstairs, I wasn't sure I'd be welcome after what they did to you!
R Well don't just stand there come on in!

Rick stood in the open doorway to his apartment waiting for Maxine. His face lit up when he saw her step out of the elevator. When Maxine finally stood before him, he gave her a kiss on the cheek and said, "Come in" and he ushered her into the lounge room of his apartment.

R (nervously) Want some coffee?
M (just a nervous) "Sure.
R "make yourself comfortable and I'll be right back.

Maxine sat on the sofa and looked around the room taking everything in. There was one thing that dominated the room and it wasn't the plasma TV! It was the numerous pictures of a little girl scattered around the room and on the walls.

Rick stood watching Maxine from the kitchen doorway he didn't know how she would react when he told her about Maddy. Just then Maxine turned around to face him.

M You want to tell me who she is or do I have to guess!
R (handing her a cup of coffee) "That's my daughter, Madeline"
M (shocked) "Your daughter?
R "Yes from a previous relationship.
M You were married?
R No, I dated another cop from Traffic and Madeline was the only good thing to come out of the relationship! She's nearly 4 years old and gorgeous. But then I'm biased!
M (laughing) " So when were you planning on telling me about her? You were planning on telling me weren't you?
R I was actually going to ask you if you wanted to join us for a trip to the zoo tomorrow so you could meet her then, but that plan has gone out the window!
M Why do you say that?
R "Change of plans. Since you're here you can meet her tonight, if you want.
M Of course I want to meet her! Do you have to go get her?
R No, she'll be here in about 15 minutes. Her mother is dropping her off and picking her up again Saturday night.
M If the zoo trip is still on I'd like to join you, get to know her.
R You're not mad at me for not telling you?
M No, why should I be?
R (cheekily) I'd prefer it if you weren't
M (touching his cheek) "Rick, you helped create this little person and you stuck around you didn't run from your responsibilities. That alone tells me the type of person you are.
R Thanks
M You're very welcome. (Kissing him on the cheek)
R Now Max it's your turn
M My turn for what?
R To tell me why you've made a surprise visit to my humble abode!
M (blushing) It's about what we did this afternoon
R I see. Do you regret what happened?
M Not for a minute! But… (Embarrassed)
R We didn't use any protection. Is that what you're trying to say?
M Exactly. So after work today, I went to the pharmacy and got the "morning after pill" and I took it.
R Why did you do that?
M Because I am not ready to have a child and I was also taking responsibility for my actions.
R I was there too Max don't you think I should have been consulted?
M "In hindsight yes. And do you want to know something else?
R "What
M When and if the time is right, I'd like to have a child.
R So you do plan on having children
M Some day yes.
R (smiling) When you're ready let me know okay?
M (grinning like a Cheshire cat) "And why is that?
R (kissing her gently) "Because I would like the honor of creating that child with you

Chapter 27 (part 2)
Horatio and Natalia were driving home from work when Natalia's phone rang.

N Hey Max!
M I want you to pass on a message for me to Horatio.
N You want to talk to him? He's right here
M No, just tell him paybacks are a bitch!
N I don't know what you're talking about but I'll tell him!
M Good! I'll see you on Monday (hanging up on Natalia)

Natalia turns to Horatio as she puts her phone away.
N I have a message for you from Maxine
H Oh, what is it?
N She said to tell you that paybacks are a bitch!
H So, she found out!
N Found out what?
H "That we played a prank on Rick in the car park this afternoon.
N What did you do? And whom the hell did you do it with!
H I was with Eric and Ryan. We tied some tin cans to the back of his car and attached a sign to the trunk.
N Well, that's not too bad. But, what did the sign say?

Horatio pulled the hummer into their driveway before turning to Natalia and saying
H ah, the sign said, "Just got laid"
N What the hell were you all thinking! (Getting out of the hummer)
H We were just having a little fun (going after her)
N (glaring at him) Is, there anything else you want to tell me?
H (saying reluctantly as he opens the front door) "We – ll I also brought to his attention that the elevators aren't sound proof.
N Oh for heavens sake, you didn't! (Throwing her handbag down on the sofa and walking away)
H Hey, where are you going (watching her walk down the hall)?
N (calling over her shoulder) To cool down!! (Slamming the bedroom door)

Natalia strips off her clothes and heads for the shower. (All the while muttering, "Of all the stupid, juvenile things, acting like damn children!)

Horatio knew that Natalia was mad at him, but not so mad as to throw something at him. As he starts walking down the hallway towards their bedroom he hears the shower running! He enters the bedroom and sees Nats clothes thrown all over the room and begins picking them up, placing them on a chair.

He opens the bathroom door and sticks his head in
H "Hey, want me to wash your back?
N Is that your best offer?
H I think I can do better
N I know you can do better! Now get in here!

Horatio doesn't need asking twice and he quickly takes off his clothes and climbs into the shower with Natalia. He wraps his arms around her and pulls her towards his chest.

H Nat, what I did today was (she places her hand on his mouth)
N Don't say anything. I overreacted. I shouldn't have taken it out on you and I'm sorry.
H (kissing her gently) "And I shouldn't have acted like a juvenile delinquent! Sorry.
N Can we at least agree that once we walk through that bedroom door we don't discuss anything to do with work?
H I can live with that. I wonder what else we could possibly do in our room?
N Several things come to mind (as her hand reaches down and begins stroking him)
H (eyes widening) "As much as I would love to have you in the shower, I think we would be more comfortable in our bed, do you agree?
N (kissing him passionately) Most definitely! (Turning off the shower)
H (scooping her up in his arms and softly kissing her lips) "Now where were we?
N I believe I was doing this (stroking him again)
H Now, I remember! (kissing her gently)
N See, you're not just a pretty face!
H I'm going to make you pay for that remark! (nibbling on her neck)
N Bring it on hot stuff!

Chapter 28
Friday morning – Horatio and Nat's place.
Horatio rolled over and look at the clock beside his bed. Damn 5am! Giving up on trying to go back to sleep he gently eased himself from the bed so he didn't wake Natalia. He quickly slips on his robe and heads out to the kitchen.

Natalia rolls over to snuggle up to Horatio and finds the bed empty. Sighing she gets out of bed and goes looking for Horatio and finds him in the kitchen. She walks up behind him placing her arms around his waist from behind and says

N Okay Ginger man, out with it!
H (startled) "Nat, you should be sleeping!
N So should you (releasing him)
H Couldn't sleep.
N This is the third night this week you haven't been able to sleep. What's going on?
H I have a lot on my mind.
N Do you want to talk about it?
H (wrapping his arms around her) "Can we keep this hypothetical for now?
N Sure, if that's the way you want it.
H Okay, if I were to tell you that the both of us are not due back in the lab until Tuesday what would you say?
N I would say you must have a good reason behind it
H You wouldn't be mad
N Nope. Want to tell me what you have planned?
H "Not yet.
N Please continue
H If I was to tell you that I called your doctor and had your appointment moved to 10.00am what would you say?
N Again, you must have a reason behind it
H A very good reason, believe me!
N Interesting. Go on.
H (nervously) "If I was to ask you whether you would prefer a long or short engagement what would you say?
N (shakily) I would say a short one
H How short
N Very short
H (smiling) "And if I were to ask you to go with me to Judge Granger's Chambers at 9am today what would you say?
N Today? I guess that would be okay
H (nervously) I guess I'd better make some calls (taking out his mobile phone)
N (cheekily) "I wouldn't do that if I were you"
H And why is that?
N (kissing him) "Because my love our conversation what purely Hypothetical! (Patting him on the butt as she moves past him)
H (Grabbing her arm and turning her towards him) "Nat?
N (wide eyed) "Yes Horatio?
H Wait here, I'll be back in a second (as he rushes out of the kitchen)
N Okay (she sits down at the table)
H (re-entering the kitchen) "close your eyes
N (shakily) "Okay
H Now open your eyes.

Natalia opens her eyes to find Horatio kneeling down in front of her holding a ring box in his hand.

H (opening the box) "Natalia, I love you with every fiber of my being. I cannot imagine living a day without you by my side. I'm asking you to be my wife.
N (starting to cry) "You're serious aren't you?
H (eyes watering) "I've never been more serious in my life!"
N (throwing her arms around his neck) "Of course I'll marry you!
H (slipping the ring on her finger) "Sweetheart you've just made me the happiest man alive!
N (kissing him passionately) "You had all this planned didn't you?
H Yes! Now I'd better make some calls!
N You can't call people at 6am!
H Oh yes I can! (Pulling her to his side)

Horatio takes out his mobile and dials a number.
H Judge Granger? It's Horatio Caine.
Judge Yes Horatio?
H Sorry to bother you so early, but are you busy at 9am today?
Judge She said yes?
H That's affirmative!
Judge See you at 9! Congratulations to you both.
H Thank you. (hanging up)

Next he calls Calleigh
H Morning Calleigh
C (sleepily) "Do you know what time it is Horatio?
H (excitedly) "Yes it's just after 6am!
C You asked her didn't you?
H Yes I did and everything's a go for 9am this morning!
C I'll make some calls. See you at 9!

Then he calls Frank!
H Morning Frank!
F Horatio, don't you ever sleep!
H Forget about that! What are you doing at 9am?
F It's on?
H It's definitely on!
F Well, Horatio I guess I've got a wedding to go to! See you at 9(hanging up)

Horatio puts both his arms around Natalia and kisses her neck and says to her

H Now, I have only one more phone call to make
N Who to?
H Charlie Daniels. We've been friends for years and I'd like him to be there.
N That's fine. You've already asked all the people I consider family so I don't need to make any calls. Call him.

So Horatio picks up his phone again and calls Charlie Daniels.

H Hey Charlie
Ch Horatio! This better be damn important Horatio calling me at this ungodly hour!
H (excitedly) "Of course it is important, or I wouldn't have called you!
Ch Okay, calm down and tell me.
H Nat said yes!
Ch Bout time you asked her!
H Let's not go into that now okay!!
Ch Fine. When and where?
H Today. Judge Grangers Chambers at 9am!
Ch 9am Judge Granger, okay I'll be there. Anything else?
H Yes there is.
Ch Okay well I'm wide-awake now so you may as well tell me.
H One of our guests has a new partner that she may like to bring to the event. But he can't attend because of the ban on him coming close to Natalia. I'd like you to lift that ban Charlie.
Ch How does Natalia feel about it?
H I'll put you on speaker and you can ask her yourself.
Ch Okay. Natalia can you hear me?
N Yes Charlie.
Ch You heard what Horatio asked me to do? Are you okay with it?
N Yes of course I am. And as a gesture of good will could you bring him with you?
Ch You want him at your wedding?
N It's all about acceptance Charlie. He needs to know that we accept him being in a relationship with Maxine, and what better way to do that, than to invite them both to our wedding?
Ch I'll ask him. But I make no guarantees ok.
N That's fine. I just have one more request though.
Ch And what's that.
N If he comes, he is not to wear one of those hideous ties! (Laughing)
Ch I'll choose the tie myself! Congratulations to you both and I'll see you at 9am!

As Horatio puts his phone down Natalia snuggles into him and says.
N This is really happening isn't it?
H Yep, in just over 3hrs you will become my wife! How do you feel about that?
N (saucily) "Incredibly horny!
H (blushing) "I can take care of that for you! (Picking her up)
N Then what are you waiting for?

Chapter 29
0845hrs – front steps of Miami Courthouse
Calleigh looked around and said

C "Is everybody here"
E Everyone except the bride and groom!
Ry What's keeping him?
E Don't go there Wolf-man!
M (laughing) "You think they could wait a little while longer?
F (chuckling) they're already behaving like newlyweds!
A "They'll come up for air eventually!

Just then Maxine feels an arm slip around her waist and she lets out a squeak! Everyone turns to look at her and laugh for Rick has snuck up behind her.
M Rick! What are you doing here?
R I, strangely enough got invited!
M You did? When?
R This morning around 6.30am Charlie rang me and asked me to meet him in his office no later than 8am. That's when he told me that Natalia had, specifically invited me, to the wedding!
M Charlie is this right?
Ch That's right Max. The invite had only one condition attached!
M Oh, and what was that?
Ch That if Rick chose to attend he wasn't allowed to wear a hideous tie!

Just then Frank spotted Horatio's Black BMW pulling into the parking lot.
F They're here!
C Finally!
R Oh goody he has to reverse in?
Ry Why do you say that?
R Payback for last week!
F (pointing at Rick and Maxine) "I heard about you two!
E The whole building heard them (laughing)
M We're never going to live that down!
R Not for a while at least!

Horatio and Natalia walk quickly up the steps to the courthouse. Before Horatio can speak, Calleigh says

C Before you ask Horatio, everything is organized.
E Yeh H, nobody forgot anything!
H Rings?
C I've got yours and Eric has Natalia's
H Bags?
E In the back of our hummer
N (kissing him on the cheek) "Horatio calm down.
H (grinning) "Let's go get married then!

The Honorable James Granger was sitting at his desk in chambers when his assistant Naomi knocked on his door.

Judge Come in
Na Horatio Caine and his entourage have arrived sir
Judge Show them in
Na Certainly sir.

Naomi walks back to reception and says to Horatio
Na Judge Granger is waiting for you.
H Thank you.
Na Follow me please.

Judge Granger stood up as the door opened once again and in walked Horatio and Natalia followed by their guests.

Judge Horatio you look a little nervous?
H (croakily) I'm fine
Judge You have the marriage license?
H (taking out of his suit pocket) Here it is.
Judge Then let's begin. (Taking out his ceremonial book)

Horatio takes Natalia by the hands and realizes she is shaking. She looks so calm on the outside! He gives her hands a gentle squeeze and says "ready". Natalia can only nod her head. The judge clears his throat and begins the ceremony.

Judge Who gives this bride in marriage?
A chorus of voices rings out behind Horatio and Natalia. "We all do!" Which sets everybody laughing!

Judge (laughing) I see you two are already holding hands so we can skip this bit!

The judge then went on to explain to them and the wedding attendees the rights and obligations of a wife and husband. Natalia locks eyes with Horatio and both their eyes begin to water.

Judge Before we continue if there is any man or woman in this room who justly believes that these two people should not be joined in matrimony speak now or forever hold your peace.

Just then everybody turned and looked at Rick.
R (laughing) "What are you all looking at me for?

Judge Horatio would you place the ring on Natalia's finger? Eric discretely gave Horatio the ring. Taking Natalia's hand in his he gently slips the ring onto her finger.

Judge Repeat after me. "Natalia, with this ring, I thee wed. Please accept this as a token of my unending love for you."

Horatio with his voice full of emotion repeats the vows.

Judge Natalia, you may place the ring on Horatio's finger. Calleigh quickly passes the ring to Natalia, which she placed almost reverently on his finger.

Judge "Now repeat after me. "Horatio with this ring, I thee wed. Please accept this ring as a token of my unending love for you"

Natalia quickly wipes the tears from her eyes and repeats the vows in a voice just above a whisper.

Judge Horatio and Natalia. Before Almighty God, and in the presence of your family and friends, you have exchanged you vows to love, honor and cherish one another in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, for better or worse, until death do you part. Do you stand by these vows today and forever?

Both Horatio and Natalia faced the Judge and said confidently "We do"

Judge Horatio and Natalia, by the power given to me by the United States Federal Government and further recognized by the State of Florida, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. Horatio, you may kiss the bride.

Horatio says
H "With pleasure sir!" (And proceeds to place a rather passionate kiss on Natalia's lips.
Judge (laughing) "Horatio, I said kiss the bride not make a meal of it!"
H Sorry, forgot where I was for a moment.

Judge "Now turn and face your family and friends. Both of them turned around and faced their friends.

Judge "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to present to you Mr. and Mrs. Horatio Caine.

Everyone moved forward to congratulate the happy couple. Eric began taking pictures of the event. While, Rick moved across to talk to Ryan.

R Want to help play a prank on Horatio?
Ry What did you have in mind?
R "just tell Eric that you'll put Horatio's bags in the Beemer if he gives you the keys. Then we'll go down to the car and fix it up a little! You with me?
Ry "okay, soon as the photo's are taken.
R Deal.

short time later everyone was standing once again on the courthouse steps. Horatio was says to everyone:
H Now remember you guys, dinner at our place on Monday night. 7 o'clock.
N Horatio give me your phone.
H (handing it to her) Why?
N (hands both hers and Horatio's phone to Eric) "We don't want to be interrupted over the weekend. (Blushing)
H Of course! Eric here's the keys to my hummer, you'll need to pick it up from our place.
E Speaking of keys H, give us the keys to the Beemer so we can put your bags in the trunk. (Horatio gives him the keys)

Ryan looks over at Rick and gives him a nod before turning to Eric and saying
Ry Eric, I'll put the bags in his car you keep taking happy snaps!
E Thanks Wolf-man! (Giving him the keys)
Ry Yo, Rick give us a hand will you
R "Sure no problem. (And he follows Ryan down to the hummer)

R Can you open the front passenger door of his car and put this on the seat for Natalia to find?
Ry What is it
R A riding crop.
Ry "And what about Horatio?
R Put these on top of his sun visor. (Handing him a hand full of condoms)
Ry Rick they've moved past the condom phase.
R But these ones glow in the dark and vibrate!
Ry Okay, I'll put these in the front, you take care of the bags. (Laughing)
R Yeh, it's a good thing he had to reverse in. Makes my job easier.

Rick moves to the back of the Beemer and places Horatio's bags in the trunk and closes it. Then he securely attaches a sign to the car, which reads, "About to get laid". Ryan moves to the rear of the car and says
Ry I wonder how long it will take him to notice it?
R We'll find that out on Monday night I guess.

Chapter 29 (part 2)
Rick and Ryan rejoin the group on the courthouse steps. Ryan walks up to Horatio and says

Ry H, here's your keys man!
H "Thanks Ryan. (Turning towards Natalia) It's time for us to go, babe.
N Okay.
F So, Horatio you going to tell us where you are going.
H You think I'm crazy?
F Well, it was worth a try!!

Horatio and Natalia say goodbye to their friends and walk hand in hand down to the Beemer. As Horatio opens the passenger door for Natalia he notices something on the seat and says

H Oh my…
N (laughing) A riding crop?
H Pretty tame stuff, by that lots standards! (Helping Natalia into her seat)
N Makes me wonder what else they've done!
H Nothing to be alarmed about, I'm sure. (Starting the car)

As Horatio drives past the courthouse he gives a cheery wave to his friends. The whole group starts laughing when they see the back of the car!

F Ryan, did you put that on his car?
Ry No Rick did!
F It is customary to say "Just Married"
R I know, but it's payback for last week!
Ch Did you guys do anything else to his car?
R Well, Natalia now has a riding crop she can use
Ry And Horatio has some glow in the dark condoms that actually vibrate!
F Eric did you put our "gift" in Horatio's bag?
E (laughing) Of course
C Eric what did you put in?
E "Well, Calleigh. Frank gave him a lethal looking vibrator and I supplied a mountain of batteries to go with it!
C Alexx, we're just as bad as they are!
F Why, what did you put in?
A Well, in Natalia's bag we put a copy of the Karma Sutra and a couple of tubes of Personal lubricant!

10.30am office of Dr. Marti Jager Ob/Gyn
Horatio and Natalia, were sitting in Dr Jager's office, they talk quietly between themselves and did not hear the doctor come in until she said:

Ma Good Morning you two, I see congratulations are in order!
N Hey Marti, were you in on this too?
Ma Of course! When Horatio rang me and explained the necessity of moving your appointment forward, I was only too happy to assist.
N (Turning to Horatio) "How did you manage to organize everything without me finding out?
H I'm not telling!
N (cheekily) I have ways of making you talk!
H "And I have ways of making you beg!
Ma (coughing) "Yes well, we won't go there okay.
N (to Horatio) "I'll get it out of you later!
H Looking forward to it!
Ma Enough you two! Natalia, lie down on the exam bed and let's do the ultrasound.
N Okay (excitedly)
Ma (switching on the ultrasound machine) "Raise your top for me.
N (lifting her shirt and exposing her stomach) "Horatio, come over here so you can see the screen!
Ma (talking to Horatio) "Just sit by her head and you'll be able to see everything.
H Okay
Ma (squirting gel onto Natalia's stomach) "It'll only be cold for a short time.
N You're not wrong!
Ma (moving the ultrasound wand on her stomach) "Now have you two decided on whether you want to know the sex of the baby at this point?
H I do, but Nat doesn't!
Ma I see
N (to Horatio) "Does it mean that much to you?
H (sheepishly) "What can I say?
N I guess it would be nice to know what "little H" is.
H (kissing the top of her head) "You really don't mind finding out?
N (looking at the screen) "I already know what we're having"
H Care to share?
N Okay, Horatio say hello to our son!
H Marti, is she right!! We're having a boy?
Ma That's right Horatio, you're having a boy. Do you want a DVD of the ultrasound and well as prints?
H N Definitely!
Ma (Handing Natalia a towel to clean up) "Everything looks fine. Keep taking the vitamins that I told you to take and I'll see you again in 4 weeks. (handing Natalia the DVD and photo's)
N Thanks Marti, see you next month. (Horatio takes Natalia's hand and they leave Marti's office)

Loews Hotel, Miami Beach
Horatio drove up to the hotel's entrance just on lunchtime. He popped the lock for the trunk to open and got out of the car. A hotel bellboy moves to the back of the car to unload the trunk.
Just as Horatio opens Natalia's door the bellboy says

BB "Excuse me sir, would you like me to remove the sign from your car?
H What sign?
BB (pointing towards the trunk) This one!

Horatio walks to the back of his car to have a look at the sign and immediately starts laughing! Natalia walks over to him and asks

N What's so funny
H (pointing to the sign) "This!
N (laughing) "Oh my, I just thought of something
H What?
N We've been driving all over Miami with that sign attached to the car!
H (laughing) "Well, Mrs. Caine, do you have any plans for this weekend?
N (wrapping her arms around him) "Hmmn? I'd like to spend the entire weekend doing nothing but making love with my new husband!
H (kissing the top of her head) "I think that can be arranged!
N (squeazing his butt) "Then what are you waiting for?
H Think you can wait until we get to our suite?
N (cheekily) You're asking a lot
H (silkily) "But I'm going to give you a lot too!!!!
N Is that a promise?
H Definitely, and you know I keep my promises!
N I'll hold you to that
H (whispering in her ear) "Is that all you'll be holding?
N (blushing) "Just wait until I get my hands on you!!
H (cheekily) "That's just what I'm waiting for!

A/n The Crime Lab team as well as Rick Stetler and Charlie Daniels had assembled at Horatio & Nat's place for dinner on the Monday night. Dinner was great. Lots of food and laughter. All was going well until Natalia asked the fateful question........

Chapter 30

N So, Eric. I have to ask. What the hell happened to your hair?
E (glaring at Rick) Well, somebody who shall remain nameless swapped one of my hair care products with blonding cream! I ended up looking like a flaming skunk!

There was laughter all around the table. No-one laughed harder than Rick!

E Oh, you can all laugh at my misfortune! You're not the one who had to have their head shaved!
R Well, that's one down and two to go!
Ry What are you talking about Rick?
R (looking at Horatio, Eric & Ryan) Well, you three didn't honestly expect me to let it slide when you decorated my car did you?
Ry It was a joke man! All in fun!
E And it was my damn hair!!!
R Paybacks can be a b!tch
H Hang on what about what you did to my car? Doesn't that count as payback?
R Well, that depends
H On what?
R On you telling everyone here what was found inside your car AND how long it took you to notice the sign on your car!
H Well, we found the riding crop straight away.
R Go on
H (wincing) and we didn't find the sign until we got to the hotel. (everybody laughs)
R You mean to say that you drove over half of Miami before you found the sign?
H We didn't find it, the bellboy did when he got our bags out of the car!
R What about the other stuff?
H What other stuff? Nat do you know what he's talking about?
N (blushing) I didn't find it until this morning
H What?
N (lowering her head) This is so embarrassing. Well I found a dozen glow in the dark condoms that also vibrate!
H (laughing) Well, you can give those back to Rick. I'm sure he can make use of them!
N Why sweetheart, I thought I would keep them!
H And why is that?
N (cheekily) Well, if your wearing one of those babe, you won't have to turn the light on to see what you are doing!!!
H (blushing) You are so going to pay for that later!
N Promise?
H Absolutely! (giving her a quick kiss)

R (turning to Maxine) So babe, should we let him off the hook?
M Yeh, I think so!
R So that makes it 2 down and 1 to go!!

Ry You won't get me Rick I'm on to you!
R Yes I will and I'll do it by the end of shift on Friday!
Ry Wanna bet?
R Certainly! And I've got just the challenge!
Ry What do you have in mind?
R If I manage to complete my mission You will have to dance on top of a table in the break room wearing nothing but a dress shirt, sunglasses, boxers and socks. You will also have to paly air guitar to the Bob Segar classic "Old time rock and roll"!
Ry And if I win, I insist that you have to do the same!
R Deal! Let the games begin!!

Chapter 31

Late Thursday evening - Crime Lab Lockeroom

Rick is standing inside the stairwell watching the lockeroom he has come prepared for some fun! He quickly skulks into the lockeroom and makes sure it is empty. Rick closes and locks the door to ensure he won't be caught and Ryan somehow being alerted to what he is up to!

After quickly locating Ryan's locker Rick sets to work. He quickly uncaps Ryan's shampoo and conditioner, he then pours in a liberal amount of blue hair dye into each bottle. He quickly recaps both bottles, closes up the locker and leaves the the locker room casually so as not to draw attention to himself.

Friday morning break room

Eric and Ryan return from a callout and head to the break room for a cup of coffee. Ryan is bitching about having to climb inside a dumpster.

Ry Why couldn't you climb in the dumpster Delko?
E Because Wolfman it was your turn! I did it last time!!
C Damn it Ryan go have a shower, you smell REAL bad!
E Hey wolf man, I don't think your deodorant is working!
Ry Shut it, Delko! (and he heads for the locker room to take a shower)

As Ryan re-enters the break room the room erupts in laughter. Ryan looks at everyone and says

Ry What are you all laughing at?
C You'd better go look in a mirror Ry!
Ry Why? What's wrong?
N (laughing) Looks like our evenings entertainment has just been decided girls.
A (looking at Ryan) I'll see you at 6pm tonight sugar.
Ry Would one of you please tell me what you are talking about?
M (standing up and putting her arm around Ryan's shoulder) you get to do a little dance for us tonight!
Ry What! No way!
M Yes way! Rick got you!
Ry No he didn't
C Ryan I'm telling you go look in the mirror!

Ryan dashes back into the locker room and looks in the mirror. HIs scream can be heard from the break room whose occupants erupt into peels of laughter. "Stetler, you are a dead man!"

End of shift - break room
Horatio and Eric prepare the break room for the evenings entertainment. They push all the tables together to give Ryan more room to dance on and close all the blinds to prevent anyone else from seeing what's going on inside the room.

At 6pm the ladies of the lab assemble in the break room awaiting Ryans arrival! Horatio, Frank, Eric and Rick escort Ryan to the break room so he can make his debut performance. Ryan looks like he is being led to his own execution!

At the door to the break room all the men shake Ryan's hand and wish him luck! Horatio pushes Ryan inside the break room and closes the door.

Ryans backs himself up against the door and looks at the women assembled. They have a 'hungry' look in their eyes and he knows he is in trouble!

A Come on sugar, take off the robe! Show us what you are made of baby!!!
C Come on Ry strut your stuff!
N Yeh Ryan take it all off baby!!
M Look girls he's blushing. Let's help him out.

The girls surround Ryan! He knows there is no escape until the guys outside hear the end of the song! Natalia and Alexx remove the robe and step back, Calleigh grabs the front of Ryans shirt and rips it open and Maxine rips it from his back. Alexx starts the music.

Ryan knows if he wants to get out of this with a little dignity he'd better start dancing! So he hops up on the table and begins the dance of his life!

A It's a pity he's not wearing briefs girls! I'd like to see more leg!
N That problem is easy fixed Alexx! Max give us a hand?
M Oh yeh, baby!

Natalia and Maxine each grab a leg of Ryan's boxers and tear them at the side seams.
N Hey Calleigh, don't forget to take plenty of pictures!!
C Got it covered girls.
A Hey Max I can see his........!!!!!!

Ry (shouting) Horatio for the love of God save me!!!!!

Suddenly the break room door flies open! Ryan pushes past Horatio, Frank, Eric and Rick screaming

Ry "those women are animals!!!!"
A (laughing in the door way) Ryan, we'll pay you for an encore performance!
M (looking Rick up and down) Rick sweety, you want to come in and go "The Full Monty" for us??
R Not now Max!!!
M (whispering in his ear) Come on babe, I'm all rev-ved up with no place to blow!!
R (hugging her) I'll take care of you later!
M Is that a promise Rick?
R Ah huh. So, seeing Ryan in his underwear did something for you huh?
M Nope, but seeing you without yours does plenty for me!!