Once upon a time there was a god-like man named Azama.
Azama was all-knowing and would share his knowledge with all he met, even if it meant insulting them.
One day Azama met a young lady called Chiaki, a girl who constantly breathes through her mouth like a sweating pig.
"Hello young lady that constantly breathes out of her mouth like a sweating pig" said Azama "Did you know that life is meaningless?"
"Why no Mr. Azama, sir I believe that the meaning of life is video games!" Replied Chiak.
"That is incorrect I hope you are ashamed of yourself" Azama said slight angrier this time "Say that again young lady and I will give you a the real big punish!"
"But video games really are the meaning of life" Chaki cried "Please do not punish mr azama sir I was merely stating my opinoin"
"Naughty naughty young lady I will have to put you over my knee this instant" said Azama putting Chiaki over his knee this instant
Chiaki did not care and continued to play her video game
"Death comes for everyone" said azama before giving Chiaki a the real big spanking
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"Do you see the truth now young gemu gemu-chan?" Azama asked, already having doled out the harshness.
"Yes Azama thank you for showing me the error of my ways"
"Run along and have fun now and watch out for falling tetris blocks"
"Ok I will goodbye"
Chiaki then slowly walked away, too distracted by her video game to see the giant tetris block fall from the sky, killing her instantly.