Chapter 1. Soldiers are like toys, they break so easily

AN: For now this should be my main story and other stories on Bipolar sister saga are meant to be either funny stories or back scene like stories as things and people are introduced. It sorta gives history for my characters. Hopefully you understood, if not then oh well, I don't really understand it myself... Warnings! There is a lot of sexual themes, cursing, gore and other lovely things that I know you either love or hate. Damn, this is long author note, well I have bored you enough for today. Hope you can stand my imagination. Love, Rose

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"What do you mean, 'they got away'?" Lieutenant grumbled to his followers. Soldiers started to cower when his voice picked up volume. "Your job was to capture and bring two girls to station. Instead, you go and lose them. Two harmless little girl! What is your excuse?" Soldiers looked each other before farthest left one came forward. "Sir" he began "With all due respect, those girls are far for harmless."Lieutenat snorted, but let man speak up."They tricked us belive they were just two lost girls, looking for a place to stay for awhile.

Beliving we were doing good thing, we leaded them to 'Black sheep', where we saw two wanted posters with their names on them. For some reason there was no picture of them, so we couldn't compare girls. Any way, we travelled to hostel, where we saw landlady behind her desk. Landlady grinded towards taller girl and greeted her. "Why hello there, Rose! Haven't seen your for awhile." Woman turned to other girl "Same to you, Fang! You two want the same room as before?" Smaller one smiled carefully. "If it isn't too much trouble."

Hotel owner smiled back cheerfully. "Not at all, nothing is too good for Bipolar sisters!" That was when we realized we were in same room with The Bipolar sisters! Of course, right after we were confirmed about girls identity, we pointed our gun at them and shouted "Bipolar sisters! You are to come with us to the station." Now identified Rose smirked seductively to us "Do I get spanked for being naughty?" Then she leaned over desk, spread her and looked us behind her shoulder. "Be gentle with me, I may not be fragile but even I cannot fit eight. Four is my max." We all kinda" here soldier coughed quietly "lost our consciousness after she started to touch herself." All soldiers present had blush on their cheeks, some even got nosebleed again. Cough from their boss snapped them out from their dream world. Embarrassed of distraction soldier continued his report.

"When we came out of it, girls had already left. We tried to question landlady, but she only said they left somewhere." Lieutenant sighed in disappointment. "But we heard they were looking for boat.""So they must be still on this island" He leaned back to his chair, hand going through his growing beard as soothing its many strings.

Silence had continued for awhile, successfully make other occupants in room get more anxious, before officer shared his thoughts. "We need to block their escape. You four " He pointed towards said four soldiers who saluted to him. "Goes to the harbour in search of them. Question everyone for them. Report in 12 hours if you hadn't seen them. If come contact with them, capture and bring them back to here. You four go search the town for any signs of either of them. Report immediately if you see them. I don't want to hear any disturbance about you concerning villagers. Understood?"

All eight men saluted at same time and answered in sync. "Understanded,sir!" They stayed in that position, making lieutenant grow curious as why they were still here until he remembered... "You're dismissed." Soldiers leaved their pose and walked in line out of the door.

When last one closed door, lieutenant seemed to grow even older. "Why, why they needed to come here?..." He massaged his temples for a moment until he freezes suddenly. His eyes were nailed at papers on his desk. Gently, he took them to his hands and looked at info printed in them as many times before. They were wanted posters those same sisters that made ruckus around his town.

Rose, aka Grazy-Rose, Rowdy-Rose. Wanted for murder, violence, robbery, piratism, assistance in violence, property damage. Description: 19 years old, black hair with one red stripe on her right side, blue eyes, three tattoos, two on back and one at thigh, wears revalving clothes, wields knife but uses anything sharp like master. Skills: Fighter, swordsman, Devil fruit user. Devil fruit: ghost-ghost, gives eater abilities to walk through anything solid and become invisible. Others: sea stone doesn't affect her much, captured few times, escaped, has a sister, very protective to her friends. There was no picture of her, just soldiers told. He slided his eyes towards other paper.

Fang, aka Quiet-Fang, Humble-Fang. Wanted for robbery, piratism, property damage. Description: 18 years old, silver hair, blue/gray eyes, one tattoo on upper arm, wears loose clothes,wields a staff. Skills: Fighter, doctor, Devil fruit user. Devil fruit: ghost-ghost, gives eater abilities to walk through anything solid and become invisible. Others: sea stone doesn't affect her much, captured few times, escaped, has a sister, very protective to her friends. No picture of her too.

AN: Aaand cut! You love, don't you? Hope this has tickled your curiosity, as what will happen next. We I ain't gonna tell you, 'cos I'm bitch like that. See you some time hopefully?... Just kidding, you are never going to read this anymore, are you? Well enough blabbering. This is Rose, signing out!