This was a random fanfic that I wrote during Science class. This a fic that I wrote as I got sick of all those girls( and boys) out there who write sickening fics of themselves paired with random canon characters they desire. Take note: I am not flaming any particular author, I am just flaming Mary Sues/ Gary Stus.

Chapter 1

Naruto caught the bus every day to get to the academy, (dude, do they even have buses?). However today the bus was fairly empty. As he climbed onto the bus, he fumbled in his pocket for his travel ticket but remembered he'd left it in his other pants, which was currently hanging on his washing line right now.

He turned toward the bus driver, usually he had really nice bus drivers who let him on when he forgot his fare. Today, however there was a stern old bus driver with a tangled bushy beard, he smelt of cigarettes and had tattoos on his arms. 'S-Sorry, but I forgot my bus ticket.'

'You have to pay the fare or you don't catch this bus,' the bus driver said, glaring up at Naruto.

'B-But I don't h-have any m-money on me right now,' Naruto stuttered, (wow, OOC much, when has he ever stuttered), oh how he wished he hadn't spent all his money on three bowls of his favourite pork miso ramen at Ichiraku's.

'Beat it, kid,' the driver said, Naruto was just about to leave the bus, oh well he'll just have to walk then, when he was stopped by someone's hand on his shoulder. The hand was the softest hand he'd ever felt, if it wasn't so warm he'd have mistaken it for silk fabric. He turned around slowly and saw that the source of the hand came from the girl of the most breathtaking beauty. She looked around his age with long raven black hair. Her hair was streaked with purple, pink and blue and it looked even silkier than her skin. Her silky skin was pale. (Man, I just used the word 'silk' three times in the last paragraph.) She had large purple- pink eyes( what is she an alien?) like gemstones studded in a silk ball gown. (There goes that word again.) She wore a hot pink tube top, showing of her amazing 32DD sized breasts and her short denim miniskirt showed her curvy figure and long, beautiful legs.

And when she spoke her voice sounded like an angel's choir, 'Please forgive him, here I will pay for you.' And as she handed the money over, she winked at the bus driver seductively and he was immediately put underneath her spell. Naruto was beginning to feel giddy in the stomach, which had nothing to do with the ramen or the fact that the bus was moving. But from the girl's beauty and act of generosity.

'Thank you,' Naruto said, brushing his hand briefly to her's, 'You saved me back there.'

'Oh it was nothing Naruto,' she said seriously, and suppresses a giggle as her face flushed pink. Not like fully red, because there was no way someone that perfect could look like a sun dried tomato. Just a little hint of cherry blossom pink on her cheeks. (cherry blossom pink?)

How does she know my name, Naruto thought but he pushed that thought aside. After all there was a cute- no sexy girl standing in front of him, she was even cuter than Sakura! 'What is your name?' he breathed.

'Oh, my name?' the girl said again, blushing for no reason, (simply so she would be super- uber cute and what not), 'My name is Scarlett Uchiha, but please call me Tsukimaki( sounds like a thrown together attempt at a Japanese name?) Uchiha. I'm a distant relative of Sasuke who's like my fourth cousin or something.'

Naruto blushed and just then the bus stopped at the academy and they jumped of the bus. Well Naruto did, Tsukimaki more glided than jumped. 'Are you going to the Academy too?' she asked her voice like the sound of a bubbling brook in springtime, (nice cliché there).

'Me too! Well I'm starting today. I hope we're in the same class!' and with that she skipped of and disappeared as silently as a cat. Naruto was left standing in the schoolyard spacing out.

Well that was the first chapter and I hoped you liked it. Please review and tell me what you think. I might add the Akatsuki in the later chapters. Anyways that's all for now. It would be great if you gave me some note if your character is like Tsukimaki please do not think that I am flaming them- I am just flaming the whole idea of a Mary Sue. Though if your character is like that you might want to change her/ him.