(House)

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and the other boys were chilling at Cartman's house and were watching TV.

The latest Terrance and Phillip episode was depressing as hell so they ended up watching Deadpool.

Stan:Man, that's funny!

Clyde:Yeah, that's better than Terrance's dead parrot!

Cartman's mother Liane came in to check on the kids only to be horrified.

Liane:Eric! Why are you and your friends watching this? Don't you know it's rated R?!

Cartman:But Miem! We're watching Deadpool!

Liane:No buts, you're going to watch Terrance and Phillip!

Liane put Terrance and Phillip on and left, leaving the boys and a depressed Terrance trying to revive his parrot.

Kyle:Damn it! It's all Cartman's mom's fault! She's a dirty-!

Cartman:Hey!

Kyle:Weeeeeeeeeellll...

Cartman:Don't do it!

Kyle:Cartman's mom is a dirty slut

She's the dirtiest slut in the whole wide world.

She's a stupid slut if there ever was a slut

All the boy except Cartman were dancing and singing along.

Cartman:Shut up Kyle!

Kyle:She's a slut to all the boys and Girls

On Monday she's a slut

On Tuesday she's a slut

On Wednesday to Saturday she's a slut

Then on Sunday just to be different

She's a super Kamehameha slut

Come on, You all know the words

Everyone except Cartman:Have you ever met my friend Cartman's mom?

She's the biggest slut in the whole wide world

But sadly, Liane appeared right behind Kyle with a very angry face.

Everyone stopped and stared in shock as Kyle kept singing.

Kyle:She's a mean old slut and she has stupid hair

She's a slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut

I really mean it!

Stan:Kyle...

Kyle:a dirty fucking slut!

Tweak:AGH!

Craig:You might want to around.

Kyle:She's behind me isn't she?

Butters:Yep.

Kyle turned around and he knew he was fucked.

Kyle:Aw fuck!

Liane never let Kyle inside Cartman's house ever again.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

I Don't own South Park or Deadpool.

I got this idea from watching South Park and realizing "Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut sounding similar to "Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch" and for that dead parrot, that's from an Arthur episode where D.W's bird Spanky dies...Yeah I would totally watch Deadpool instead of that.

REST IN PEACE SPANKY

I also don't own Arthur