"awww Puddin why you gotta do this, out of all days why today?" Harley sat on some garbage bags in an alleyway of Gotham city, her pigtails ratted up she was wearing her red see through nighty with black and red lace lingerie underneath, the bottom of her nighty was singed and she reeked of a chemical disaster.

"why is it always the acid puddin? c'mon it's Valentine's Day Puddin" Harley has only tried to make a romantic gesture by decorating the joker's cell in rose petals and wine bottles. The joker however did not find this in anyway romantic and with a quick snatch she was hanging over a vat of boiling acid

"Pumkin-Pie what did i say about valentine's day?" the joker smirked and caressed Harleys cheek softly before slapping her "NO VALENTINES GIFTS" he roared.

"I love it when you're feisty Puddin" harley mumbled whilst seeing a galaxy of stars and spitting teeth into the boiling acid that she was being lowered into, the ends of her nighty was beginning to dip into the acid and fear began to seep deep within her sky blue eyes, but just before she was fully dunked into the acid she was stopped.

"go, run away before i change my mind. it's too easy killing you this way"

"wh-what, mista J?" Harley questioned her voice was quivering with a cocktail of confusion and fear.

"LEAVE, BE GONE, POOF, GO!" the joker yelled as he walked away through a rotten wooden doorway, leaving Harley to escape the vat of acid.

"well this just stinks" whined harley as she struggled to get out of the chains that held her over the acid, once she finally removed the chains she managed to do a manoeuvre a quick somersault letting her avoid contact with the acid. She felt proud of the stunt she just pulled but her pride was dampened by the joke mr J had pulled on her.

"well this is just the worst, I suck at mista J's jokes, it was just a few rose petals." she stood for a minute in thought trying to count just how many rose petals flooded mr J's room before slowly walking out of the room with her head down low.

"i guess i'll be spendin Valentine's day all by my lonesome huh?