Warcraft vs. Bunnies!!!!!!! -
Disclaimer: I don't own Warcraft...but I do own bunnies! Ok, not really
The day had come...The warriors, trolls, demons, and elves waited impatiently to slaughter their opponents and go back to the free-style destruction of each other's villages. After a while, the distant sound of hopping rang in the oversensitive, huge elf ears of the Warcraft clan. "They're here...but that sound...what in the world is..?" one of them asked. It was big...it was bad...it was (gasp) BUNNIES!!!!
The warriors (the wisest of the bunch) cowered in fear at the unforgettable scary sight of soft pink, white, and yellow fur. What do you mean you've never heard of a yellow bunny? But worst of all..., a few of them were...rabbits!!! They quivered backwards without a sound to their soon-to-be betrayed partners, watching fearfully at the cold glare in their cheerful, immense chocolate brown eyes.
The trolls laughed, seeing their enemies so far below and "insignificant." Maybe if they had known the terror their opponents, most of their axes wouldn't have been nibbled at the sharp point, and they would have run away. With a clang, the troll's chuckles died out. Turning back, they saw the warriors running off; pit-pat, pit-pat across the fighting grounds, their swords dropped and forgotten. A troll stared back, wondering curiously why they had run, not seeing the demons being killed easily and quickly behind him. The bunnies managed to twist their cute faces into a seemingly innocent smile, staring their big eyes up at the demons, whiskers boinging, then cleverly biting and hitting down the youkai.
Daringly, a few demons, before being devoured or poisoned, squeaked out, "Momm-..." - Lengthy pause -
The bunnies...made whatever sound bunnies make while staring at the green-skinned, one-eyed, fat trolls staring in disbelief, who they found were much less fortunate in the looks department. And strength --'.
GOOOOOOOOOO bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!
There's the first chapter! Of course there's more! We hafta' watch the bunnies win!