New Naruto fic! I don't own Naruto, but read away!
Girls Don't Love Boys Who Love Them Back!
Prologue
Naruto sighed as he looked in the mirror at himself. Being adopted by the Uchiha's, who were very strict Catholics, was one thing, facing Sakura in their first year of junior high was a whole other battle that wasn't going to be postponed by summer anymore. Naruto knew that as soon as he walked through those doors he'd see girls with their skirts pulled up so high that when they walked you could see everything, strict teachers, and his brother Sasuke totally ignoring him at school everyday, but he ignored everyone but Itachi so it wasn't so bad! "I look like an idiot." Naruto growled.
"You look fine." His mother replied. "Doesn't he look good Sasuke?"
"No, he's right; he looks just as idiotic as usual." His brother replied coldly as he took a bite out of a bright red apple and continued reading the newspaper.
"Well I think you look fine, you'll catch Sakura's eye for sure this year." She was trying to stay positive because deep down, she thought he looked pretty idiotic herself.
"Sakura's a stuck-up-snot-nosed-hussy who can't go 3 minutes without screaming my name." Sasuke broke in.
"Sasuke Uchiha! That's enough, I want you to say 12 Hail Mary's and I want you to walk with your brother to school young man, am I understood?" His mother roared.
"I'll take them mom." Itachi chimed in, with his hand placed on Naruto's fuzzy yellow head. A smile instantly came to her face, and Naruto's too, even Sasuke looked up.
"Oh Itachi you look so good in your new uniform, you're all grown up and in college now, my perfect little baby is all grown up now." She squealed as she checked his suit for wrinkles.
"Aren't you going to be late for your first day if you take us big brother?" Naruto asked.
"No problem, I don't have to be at school until noon, so I'll be fine." Itachi replied warmly as he rubbed Naruto's head. He looked over at Sasuke, "Aren't you going to start saying your Hail Mary's?"
"Are you gonna stop being a brown-noser?" Sasuke replied as he turned back to his newspaper.
"Young man you just wait until your father gets home! He will here about your fowl language and there will be seriously repercussions for your actions! I knew we should have sent you to that boys home this summer." She sighed.
"Why, so Naruto could masturbate all day in our room? But it's quite healthy to have such a sexual appetite at our age though…" Sasuke smiled, Naruto blushed.
"You big jerk!"
"SASUKE UCHIHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"