Can't Teach Old Dogs New Tricks
Summary: Edward, Jasper and Alice think that Emmett has been dumb for one decade too many. They decide to try to teach Emmett to be clever. Is it impossible? Will Emmett ever not be stupid?
Authors note: New fic. :) Not abandoning Are We There Yet. So don't worry
Don't worry about a thing, cause every little thing is gonna be alright – XD
And just a random idea that came into my head one night at dance classes. I think about unexpected things at dancing you see. It was originally going to be one shot so if you want me to carry it on, i'll want reviews :)
Disclaimer by the Cullens. You've been warned.
Alice: So Stephenie Meyer doe..
Emmett: I wannaaaa do the disclaimmerrrrrr
Alice: Emmett you can do the disclaimer next chapter
Emmett: But I wannna do it nowwww!
Alice: Emmett do you even know what disclaimer means?
Emmett: Do I know what a disclaimer is? Alice you really are gullible sometimes
Alice: What does it mean then?
Emmett: Urmmm...
Alice: As I was saying Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and all of us okay
EPOV
It was an ordinary day really. Saturday, nothing much ever happens on a Saturday. Bella was visiting Renee for the weekend. So I was stuck playing chess with Jasper. It's not that playing chess is boring or that Jasper is boring. But.. it does get boring after about 5 games, by seeing Jasper's moves and winning. Jasper should know better than to play against me.
"Edward do me a favour don't read my mind"
"Jasper it doesn't just turn off you know and it doesn't help that you think loudly"
"Sorry"
"Jazzie, Edward, come quick"
We both turned to look at each other.
"Alice"
We both followed Alice into the dining room to see Alice with a piece of paper scribbling lots of words in lines across the paper.
"Alice what are you doing?"
"Oh I forgot I didn't tell you did I? I was thinking Bella's away for the weekend so we pretty much are bored right?"
"Right"
"And Emmett isn't the most brightest star at night is he?"
"No,love"
"So... Why don't we try to make Emmett Clever"
Emmett Clever? Yeah right.
"Alice I don't think its possible to make Emmett clever"
"Unless you'd rather go shopping"
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God Jasper you think loudly.
"Alice,love, of course we will"
"Edward you want to?"
"Sure why not?"
"Well good because i'm planning out exactly how were going to make him clever, i'm writing down lots of different subjects and I'll pick who teaches them Emmett."
Alice was talking so fast, even I could only just pick up what she was saying. This was a habit with Alice when she was excited. She picked up her pen again and started scrawling over the paper again. I looked over, amazed at how long Alice must have thought about this.
Plan: Make Emmett Clever
French
Piano
Algebra
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
English
Dance
Cooking
Sewing
History
Computers
Singing
Psychology
"God Alice, this is going to take more than a weekend"
"Well, Bella can help if she wants too"
"How you think of these things I beyond me Alice"
"I know, but that's why you love me as a sister"
I grinned at her. Then Jasper came over and wrapped his arms around Alice.
"So love when do we start?"
"Well, Emmett gets in, in about an hour so then"
Perfect.
How I love tormenting Emmett. I can just picture Emmett singing and sewing.
New story
Only short because I am going bed and I've already wrote quite a lot for my other story today.
And its a prologue type thing.
:)