It started with a grumble. A raspy insult from a short pipsqueak full of anger and unpleasantness. A swear from Karkat Vantas, almighty 'Gog' who wasn't actually Gog, just an annoying adorabloodthirsty douchebag. What he said was something along the lines of, "BRING YOUR MOIRAIL TO WORK DAY? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID, YOU ROYAL DUMBASS?" Well, okay, maybe not that bad of an insult. It's not like Karkat had a death wish, speaking to the royal-blooded troll in such a way.

"Oh my glub Karkat, yes! Won't it be fun?" His boss replied cheerily to his grumpiness, "I'm bringing my moirail, and I'm shore she'll have a whale of a time!"

"STOP WITH THE FUCKING FISH PUNS, FEFERI, THAT LAST ONE BARELY MADE ANY GOGDAMN SENSE!"

Giggling, she told him, "I'm sorry, I meant that shell have fun!"

"I'M JUST DONE FEFERI. IT'S A STUPID IDEA." Karkat growled in response, before turning to see his other two co-workers, the lispy asshole nooksucker and the cat girl who's thinkpan was obviously only half full and malfunctioning.

"Oh shut up KK, you're just as curious as we are about Fef's mystery moirail." Sollux lisped with an all-knowing smirk, walking over and putting an arm around Feferi's shoulders, showing his claim on her as Feferi's matesprit.

Karkat spit at him, "OH, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU WITH THAT HISSY EXCUSE FOR THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE."

Sollux frowned, "Well numbnuts, I can't understand idiotic half-assed insults from a wriggler like you."

"AC wonders if the meowrail will be human or troll!" Nepeta purrs, making the argument grind to a halt before Karkat shouts;

"GOG FUCKING DAMMIT NEPETA SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON," crossing his arms in frustration, he continues, "LIFE ISN'T LIKE ONE OF YOUR RETARDED ROLEPLAYS SO GROW UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKASS."

"AC tauntingly remarks that he is one to talk, making fun of the angry Karkitty" Nepeta grins mischievously as 'Karkitty' turns red in anger.

Interrupting, Feferi suggests in a bright tone, "I think we should be shoving off, tomorrow is going to be a big day!" Karkat was just about to choke somebody, but the situation is avoided as the shop is closed and everybody says goodbye except for the still fuming Karkat, for he is just an asshole.

The next day, Karkat arrives with a barely awake, half dressed, honking obnoxiously Gamzee, as Karkat drags his moirail along with a pissed-off expression, coffee in the other hand not dragging Gamzee. Gamzee is holding a cake box that he bought for the WiCkEd PaRtY bRo.

"What's got you all upset? Honk!" Gamzee topped off the masterpiece of a question with a perfect imitation of a clown horn, then asked in a lazy tone of voice, "Need a motherfucking feelings jam of miracles, bro?"

"NO I DON'T NEED A FUCKING FEELINGS JAM YOU CRAZY CLOWN," Karkat snaps in anger, "I JUST WANT THIS BULGEMUNCHING DAY TO BE OVER ALREADY."

Gamzee honks again, smiling goofily, stoned out of his mind.

A nervous looking person with a small bag and large sketchpad tip-toes quietly up to Karkat, tapping him gently on the shoulder, who whirls around to take in the appearance of the supposed girl, judging by the curves. The person is wearing a dark hoodie the color of dark blue, dark jeans, and scuffed converse. On the chest is a fancy Gemini sign, similar to Sollux's, but with more curls and looking artsier. The hood is so low that her hair and half her face cannot be seen, the sleeves falling over her hands in a way that shows it is too big. Amazingly, the person is so tiny and breakable-looking that she is even shorter than Karkat.

"WHAT?" He yells so loudly that the girl starts to shiver in fear, or nervousness, or anxiety, maybe all three. Karkat is unable to feel guilt before she flips open the sketchbook she is opening to a clean page, holding it horizontally to the rings holding it together point towards the sky.

The girl pulls a sparkly blue pen out of her bag, then writing in loopy, shaky cursive, 'Do you know where the store Under the Sea Music is?" Each 'I' is carefully dotted with a bubbly circle, and the dot in the question mark is the same way.

Handing his coffee to Gamzee, Karkat grumbles rudely, "COME ON, FUCKASS, YOU'RE WALKING WITH US," before grabbing the girl's wrist and dragging her with him towards Feferi's store, where they work. The girl shivers and squirms at the contact, trying not to hurt herself. She makes little sounds of discomfort, so Gamzee honks at her, making the nervous girl jump slightly and tremble in surprise, turning her shadowed face towards him.

Gamzee slowly grins a wide grin showing off all his sharp teeth, and the girl flinches, before her small lips turn up slightly in response.

Soon, they reach Under the Sea Music, Feferi pacing outside with a worried expression. The nervous girl's mouth opens in an 'O' as the troll looks at the approaching Karkat. Stating anxiously, Feferi says, "Oh hello Karkat, hello Gamzee, OH MY GLUB!" She rushes over to Karkat, to the girl. "Karkat, you brought her with you!" Feferi squeals, sounding very happy.

"WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FEFERI?" Karkat shouted as Feferi helped up and dusted off the small girl.

"You brought Sara to my store! I was so worried she would get lost, but I couldn't go and pick her up!" Feferi says before hugging the uncomfortable Sara, AKA the girl Karkat just dragged on the floor. "She's my moirail, you see! Oh my glubbbbbb!" She then leads Sara into the store, leaving Karkat just standing there with his mouth open.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" He shouts, passerby giving him funny looks. "THAT SHIVERING SHITSTAIN IS HER MOIRAIL?"

While Karkat is being a super douchebag, Feferi enters the store with purpose, to introduce the rest of the employees and their moirails to the nervous, confused, and anxious Sara, who happens to be trembling so badly that she knocked into a few shelves as Feferi walked down the aisle to the counter, where she can hear Sollux and Nepeta chattering away.

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Well, I shall be writing this in italics just in case there is any confusion. Hello, I'm Missus Chainsaw, and this is my debut fanfiction! I realize that it isn't very good, but my friend decided to make me post this after hearing my description of Karkat on Pesterchum. I hope she's happy.

Anyways, favorite and review and all that good stuff, and I might be tempted to write more! Well, if you guys think it's bad, I probably just won't post any more chapters, so REVIEWWWWWW!

If anybody is interested, my pesterchum is clownishDepression, and it's used for roleplay too, but I mostly just use it for chatting and other things. My other pesterchums are for roleplay, silly!

Oh, also, at the request of iiEmilyxx, I have edited so nobody has their quirks except Nepeta being silly, and Karkat because he's basically shouting throughout this entire chapter.

Okay, have a good night, weekend, day, whatever!

Sincerely, Missus Chainsaw