Goku: AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!

(Sanzo, Gojyo and hakkai look at each other)

Gojyo: what now monkey, found porn? (Gojyo chuckles)

Hakkai: watch your mouth Gojyo.

(Goku puts the laptop down as if it has the plaque.)

Sanzo: what is it you stupid monkey?

Goku: horrible, horrible things!!

Gojyo: i think he did find some-

Hakkai: like what Goku, what was the site you went on?

Goku: me tube.

Sanzo: you mean YouTube?

Goku: yeah...SCARY!!

Gojyo: what you find?

Goku: SCARY VIDEOS!

Sanzo:...of?

(Goku swallows and blushes slightly.)

Gojyo:...hello earth to chibi chimp...

Goku: well...there are videos of...us four...

Sanzo: what's so bad about that?

(Gojyo is drinking and Sanzo is swinging on his chair reading the paper..)

Goku: ...pairings
hakkai: Goku...where are you going with this?

Goku: There's videos and pictures.

Sanzo: ...

Goku: GAYNESS!!

(Gojyo chokes on his drink, Sanzo falls backwards off his chair, and hakkai just smiles.)

Hakkai: Goku do you even know the meaning of the word gay?



(Gojyo recovers and Sanzo sits back on his chair.)

Goku: YES!! there's videos and pictures of Gojyo and...(Goku swallows) Sanzo...DOING IT! HANDCUFFS AND EVERYTHING!
(Gojyo starts to choke on his beer and cigarette, and Sanzo falls off his chair again.)
Gojyo&Sanzo: WHAT!!

Goku: ...And there's...Gojyo and hakkai!

Hakkai: oh my, strange people.
Goku:...and there' me and...

Gojyo:...

Hakkai:...o.o...

Sanzo:...O.O

Goku:...And...Sanzo.

Hakkai Gojyo and Sanzo stare at Goku with their mouths open. Gojyo walks over to the laptop and brings it to the table where everybody can see it. he clicks on something called GojyoxSanzo.

Gojyo: let's take a look shall we.

The video begins to play. Its has pictures of Gojyo and Sanzo in the weirdest sex positions. One of Sanzo licking Gojyo's chest, one of Sanzo putting a gun to Gojyo's head while playing with his hair. One of Gojyo handcuffing Sanzo to the bed and so on.

Gojyo:...Ew...were naked...Whoa, Sanzo, i never knew you were the kinky type.

Sanzo: this is really quite disturbing!

Goku: There's more!

They carry on watching the video. There's a picture of Sanzo sticking his gun down Gojyo's trousers.

Gojyo: i knew that's how you'd get laid.

Sanzo: can we turn this off!!

They watched the HakkaixGojyo video. Hakkai turned rather pale, and Gojyo was looking rather full of himself. Obviously how generous people had been while drawing his-

Goku: and check out this one, this really freaked me out!

They watched a gokuxSanzo video. Goku blushed and Sanzo stared at the screen horrified, by seeing the monkey naked...well seeing everyone naked, and him doing it with him!



After that they decided to throw the laptop and were quiet for the next three hours, Goku didn't moan for food. Gojyo didn't moan for women. And Sanzo didn't moan for cigarettes. After another half an hour Goku had to say it. He just had to! He'd been dying to know about it and he finally found the answer!

Goku:...well...we learned one thing.

Sanzo:...and what is that?

Goku: That Gojyo really is red down below.

Sanzo again fell off his chair (naughty naughty, serves you right for swinging on it in the first place!) and Gojyo choked on his beer.

Sanzo:...Uh...

Gojyo: why you stupid chimp, you were actually looking! And you call me a pervert!

Hakkai: and that ends this conversation.

(Goku and Gojyo fighting in the background)