How Peter Griffin And Homer Simpson Are The Same And Different

We are dim witted ducks

Maybe even more stupider than that pokemon called Psyduck

Us men sometimes wonder how our wives put up with our crazy antics

Beratting us when our get rich quick schemes get nowhere fast

But whatever our wives says goes in one ear and out the other

It's a vicious cycle that never seems to end

As we watch our wives shake their heads in defeat

Because they know already what they are saying isn't getting through

Making the wives wonder if their husbands have any brains at all

And if they do it must be the size of a pea

Or maybe there is nothing there at all

Since we're so busy spouting nonsense as well as stuffing our faces