Out in the middle of a grassy field, a rotting a decaying old pumpkin was sloughing away in a violent thunderstorm. All of a sudden, a huge bolt of lightning cut through the sky, and hit the old pumpkin. In its place was a girl with red hair, a green dress and an orange tinge to her skin.
-In the Monster compound-
Yes, the monsters were free. Free once the government finished building them their little "houses" on their own private beach in Hawaii. For now, they just waited in their old facility.
General Monger flew in on his jet pack, right up to Susan Murphy. Dr. Cockroach was trying his best to flirt with her without sounding too desperate. Fail.
"Attention, monsters! We have a new monster sighting in Ohio. Apparently an old baked fermented pumpkin was physically, chemically, and genetically altered, exposed to toxic waste, injected with human DNA and them struck by lighting. It turned into a girl. Right now the only thing we know about her is that she can shoot pumpkin vines out of her hand, shoulders, and elbows. She tied up a whole lot of police officers. Good luck!"
Monger loaded the monsters onto the military plane, and they were off to Ohio.
"Wow, nothing but fields out here!" exclaimed Link, looking out the window. Soon the plane landed in the street in an evacuated town.
BOB lobbed out of the plane, his precious jelly, Ella, in tow. The rest of his friends followed.
"Alright you guys, let's get that monster!" said Link, as gung-ho as ever.
After two hours of unsuccessful searching for the monster (nicknamed Pumpkin Pie by the government), the Missing Link was strutting down a dark alley. All of a sudden, he felt his legs bind and fall under him. He fell with a smack on the pavement and looked up to see that his legs and tail were bound with what appeared to be….pumpkin vines!
So he sat up and his eyes followed the leafy vines from the tangle around his legs, twisting and curling to behind a dumpster. He quickly ripped the vines from his legs and followed the vine. He jumped on the figure hiding behind the dumpster, but quickly let go.
The "monster" was a beautiful young woman, in her late twenties. She had neat red hair, and her skin reminded him of the macaroni and cheese crayon. She was wearing a satin green dress that ended far above her knees and was strapless, except a thick ribbon that spanned around her chest and elbows. Her feet were covered in what looked to be shoes made out of leaves.
She looked up at Link, surprised. He tackled her just as she was about to shoot more vines at him.
"Get off me!" she yelled, as Link picked her up, throwing her over his shoulder. He held her arms so she couldn't hit him or wrap him in vines.
He did think, though, that she was the prettiest girl he had ever seen.