All rights go to Dreamworks Animation. Warning: There is nudity and crude humor.
It was another uneventful day at the swamp. Shrek was absolutely exhausted after dealing with the chaos that was his life. He sat down on his signature chair and wondered when he can get a break. In what was the most perfect timing imaginable, Fiona walked into the room to tell Shrek something. "Shrek?" said Fiona. "Yes, Fiona." replied Shrek. "Well, since you've worked so hard this past week, I wanted to give you a break." said Fiona. "What kind of break?" asked Shrek. "Maybe you can spend the rest of the day in the mud bath." said Fiona. "Oh that would be great. I can finally relax my muscles after stopping my kids from hurting themselves." said Shrek. Shrek then got up out of his chair and went to go get changed.
Around 5 minutes later, Shrek came out with only a towel around his waist. Fiona probably thought Shrek would wear some swimming trunks, but Shrek had a different plan. He wanted to go into the mud bath completely naked, because he thought it would be a better experience. Shrek went out the back door and saw the mud bath. He felt the temperature of the mud bath and it felt nice and warm. Shrek looked around the area in order to make sure no one was spying on him. After that, he took off his towel and exposed himself to mother nature. "All right. Let's get to it." said Shrek. Shrek climbed into the tub and warm mud was all over his body, except his face. "Yeah. Now this is the life. I wish I could do this every day." said Shrek. Shrek felt so good in the mud that he decided to unleash a deadly fart inside. Once he did, bubbles were rising very quickly. If Shrek did this in public, someone would've definitely passed out. Shrek even went as far as to pee in the mud bath, since he was too relaxed to get up.
After a solid 2 hours, Shrek decided to get out of the mud bath and wash off. He saw a nearly pond and jumped right into it. He managed to wash off most of the mud and if any still remained, he would deal with it later. Shrek put his towel back on and went back inside the house. Fiona greeted him and asked "So how was your past two hours?" "Absolutely wonderful." said Shrek.
The end.
Hope you all enjoyed that. It was kind of short, but I thought it was a pretty good story idea. I don't know what character I should do next, but until then I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.