My Watt oneshot
I don't own Watt or anything else in this story, that should be obvious.
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My name is Watt
Am I paranoid?
It depends on if you can see my point of view…
My mother and father both immigrated here, my mother from Vibe Island, where she worked at Bowser's summer villa, and my father from Dinosaur world, also working in a long forgotten place for Bowser.
They met here and had me; their new life truly beginning.
I never really got to know my parents
I wasn't even two days old before I was taken by them
the shy guys…
they stole me thinking they were taking a new shy guy from the hospital
They quickly abandoned me, dropping me at the door step of an orphanage.
I lived there until I was three, when I was "adopted"
they took me again, the shy guys, they thought I'd tell about them
They soon considered me a family member
Caring for me with love
I learned then how love isn't perfect, it makes the ones involved strive for perfection of their significant other.
I was their baby, they dressed me as they saw fit. A baby bonnet, a cheap plastic crown, you name it. They did whatever they wanted to me, treating me like I was their property.
I was eternally grateful to Mario for rescuing me from them.
But I never want to see him again.
You see, the shy guys held me captive for a whole year… a whole year.
I was stupid to trust them, and I never want to see them, Mario, or anyone that would try to control me.
I went back to the orphanage, thinking that would help my parents find me one day.
It was girls only, and I quickly learned the sweet and innocent ones were loved by others.
I once heard that innocence is life's greatest illusion. The weakest defense is held in front of the weakest perceived and allies.
I left there one day. Went out to find my parents… sort of.
I really couldn't dare get comfortable; I won't let anyone else control me.
It was hard, being out on my own. But I soon learned the trade of people in the mushroom kingdom.
I asked for donations, but it didn't work. I then tried more… controversial methods.
I once put a plastic crown on my head and purposely fell asleep at the doorstep of a home.
I woke up the next day with a warm bed and hot breakfast.
When the family left for work and school, I ran away, taking a few jewelry cases full of "souvenirs" with me.
That family was on the news, they claimed a robber stole their jewelry and kidnapped the 'baby princess' that they were taking care of.
They never did get their insurance back on those stolen stuff.
I did the same thing one day in peach's castle. Even Mario was there, he never even recognized me.
When I left, the castle was up in arms. "Paranoia Plagues Peach's Castle: Large amounts of gems and baby stolen by thief. Suspected one of castle's inhabitants is at blame" Swept the headlines. Reporters even accused the princess herself.
So yeah, to answer your question, I'm paranoid.
'cause paranoia is the one thing I know I can trust will always be there for me…
My name… is Watt
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I know, very VERY Mary sue-ish. Its not my first fanfic. When I gather the courage, I'll publish my full book. This is just… a taste…