In which we meet annoying author inserts and Mary sues on all kinds of levels.

AN: Hey guys! This is my first troll fic. Please don't destroy me because of my author insert and or Mary sues. I have only watched the second episode of Supernatural, which makes this more of a Troll fic than ever. Sorry if I offend you deeply, I understand fully. Try to enjoy.

Troll fic summary: Vivae Michelson a hunter from Florida is transferred under Bobby's employment. She just had to have "allies." Great.

Chapter one

A very reluctant transfer

She was absolutely, positively pissed. Completely angry with Amanda for telling her this. She was getting a transfer. A hunter transfer, from her safe and sound family business. Vivae huffed angrily as she stalked across the hallway of the office building, clutching her binder portfolio so tightly that grooves dug into her skin. She kicked the door open to Amanda's office and slammed down the binder hard upon the desk making the sensible woman jump with surprise, newspaper clippings floating in the air and landing on the desk and on the floor.

"Really Vivae?" Amanda asked grumpily swooping under the desk, snatching up her clippings.

"A transfer, Amanda," Vivae growled.

"Yes and?" Amanda asked, tucking a wisp of soft ginger hair behind her ear and straightening her stack of clippings.

"Why? Why a transfer, Amanda I was doing fine being the state wide supernatural hunter!" Vivae turned away from Amanda, rubbing her temples wearily.

"You weren't growing Vivae, socially I mean. You need to connect with other hunters nationwide," Amanda said curtly, sharp green eyes trained on dark brown eyes. Vivae sighed; of course Amanda would bring this up. For years, Vivae has been hunting the supernatural strictly on her own, being successful every time. Her sister, Alexei was a hunter as well, but went on hiatus when she went to college. So, Vivae was working by herself.

"So this is why I'm going to transfer?" Vivae asked irritably, slumping dramatically on a chair.

"Yes," Amanda said, "You are going under the employment of Bobby, a retired hunter somewhere in Wisconsin or something," Vivae rolled her eyes with sheer annoyance.

"Will this increase my pay, Amanda?" Vivae asked, "Will this continue the family business? I don't think Alexei is going off her hiatus for a long time,"

"I believe this will increase your pay tenfold, there is a lot of strange happenings there," Amanda said, a small smirk appearing on her face. Vivae's brown face brightened.

"Anything to keep the family business,"

"Good, pack up, you're leaving tomorrow,"

and so, Vivae went home to her apartment complex, reluctantly, packing up for her transfer.

AN: Yep. It's short. It's a trollfic what does anybody expect? It's my first trollfic please hate nicely.