Mordecai was eating some kind of hotdog.
The hotdog was a not a very good looking one, and in fact looked kind of poisonous.
"Hey man!" Rigby shouted at the top of his lungs. "That's mine!"
"Eww! I just ate your wiener!" Mordecai said, getting a fire extinguisher and pouring it over the hotdog.
"Well, I don't want it anymore..." said Rigby, getting very sad all the sudden.
"Ohey chaps!" said Pops. "Oh look, a frosted Twinkie!"
Pops took a bite out of it and then died.
"Oh man! Rigby, what was on that hotdog?" Mordecai shouted.
"Oh just a tasty chemical that gets poisonous when wet." said Rigby.
"...We need to bring the body to Skips." replied Mordecai.
"Doesn't look good. He's poisoned with a lethal chemical and has to have the toxins removed from the inside." Skips stated. he got up and grabbed two tasers and shocked Mordecai and Rigby with them.
All the sudden, Mordecai and Rigby were in Pop's body.
"We're in," said Mordecai.
Skips could hear them from the outside, so he shouted "Ok, now head for the heart."
Mordecai and Rigby made their way over to the heart.
"Give him some All-American Indian Torture," shouted the voice.
Mordecai got out his can of spicy horse-radish. Rigby got out his chainsaw.
Mordecai threw the horseradish and Rigby cut it in half.
All the sudden, Peeps showed up.
"Peeps, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be dead?" asked Rigby, still cutting the horseradish.
"My spirit got transferred to Pop's body. And now, you are going to stay stuck in here because the All-American Indian Torture doesn't actually do anything to heal Pops. You guys are idiots." Peeps flatly explained.
Suddenly, Mordecai and Rigby got real mad and fused together with the horseradish and chainsaw, becoming Morderigby-Deathslayer4000 Vita. Morderigby-Deathslayer4000 Vita slashed at Peeps and killed him in one blow. Morderigby-Deathslayer4000 Vita gave Pop's heart a sudden jolt and made him wake up.
Then everything went black.
Morderigby-Deathslayer4000 Vita was separated.
Pops looked at them with worry, while Skips was held up in a corner.
And then they all laughed and went to go see Star Wars Episode 7.