XTheCherryOnTopX does not own Naruto.
The picture starts with Naruto, who is grinning at the camera. Sasuke's back is to the camera, and when he turns around, grins evilly.
"Hello."
"Aloha."
"Hi."
"Ohaiyo."
"Hola."
"Ni-hao."
"Konichiwa."
"Greetings. How goes it?"
"Hey there, pretty camera."
"Ew, Sasuke, you pedophile. Stop flirting with the camera."
"Im not flirting, fuckface. Im Uchiha Sasuke."
"Im not fuckface, Im Uzumaki Naruto."
"This is Sasuto Productions #1."
"Why are we doing a productions anyways? No one's gonna watch it."
"So that fifty years from now, when Im a handsome, sexy man and your old and wrinkly, we can watch these and laugh it up. Hopefully you won't choke on your laughter and die."
"Fuck you, man. Well, let's begin. This is our first production, so we have to explain some things to the incompetents who will be watching this one day."
The camera cuts to Naruto standing next to an easle and Sasuke walking over to the opposite side. The easle has several papers on it and the first one is blank. They have a chop stick each and Sasuke is wearing Harry Potter's glasses on his head.
Sasuke begins "It begins with us. Naruto and Sasuke." (points chopstick to poorly drawn illustration of smiling Naruto, who looks like a cat because of the overly emphasized fox ears and whiskers, and frowning Sasuke who looks like he is wearing red sunglasses, to represent sharingan)
Naruto states "We belong to the original team 7. (flips paper to show poor stick figure drawing of team 7) led by Hatake Kakashi. He's a jonin, ex- ANBU, is always late, and likes to read porn. He also has sharingan in one eye, therefore called the 'copy ninja'" (points to sentence- Kakashi+Sharigan=Copy Ninja)
"Naruto is the dobe of team 7. He likes ramen and wants to be Hokage. He is also a jinchuriki. That's right, folks. Inside this dobe is the 9 tailed fox-demon. He knows the 4th hokage's Rasengan." (flips paper and points to drawing of Naruto, who has a crazed face on. Red swirls are drawn around him and he has a fluffy tail, ears, and whiskers. There is a light blue swirly drawn in his hand to represent Rasengan.)
"Sasuke is the teme of team 7. He is the avenger, and he likes Sakura-"
"Shove it up your ass!"
"Shut up.... Anyways, he has sharingan and knows how to use chidori. His hair is like a chicken butt! All the girls like him. I don't see why. Im much more handsome, and cool. He loves tomatos." (points to drawing of Sasuke, who has red bug eyes, and blue crooked lines coming from his hand to represent Chidori. His mouth has a tomato in it, like a dog holding a bone. There is a poorly drawn picture of some fangirls, including Ino and Sakura, behind him. Sasuke has a navy blue chicken sitting on his head to represent his hair, and has a thought bubble that says- "") We have another teammate. Sakura."
Sasuke rolls his eyes "Enter Haruno Sakura. She's a crybaby apprentice of the current hokage, Tsunade. She loves to scream at us and she thinks she's better then us. Her hobby is bitching us. (points to picture of Sakura who has a huge head and is screaming at Naruto and Sasuke, who are blowing away and clinging onto a pole) Her pink hair and huge forehead make her "unique". Her best friend and rival is Yamanaka Ino."
Naruto "Enter Yamanaka Ino. She's loudmouthed, vulgar, and loves making herself pretty- though we all know THAT will never work. She also is learning medical ninjutsu under Tsunade, along with Sakura. She is the lone girl on team 10, also known as Ino-Shika-Cho. She, along with me, Sakura, and Sasuke, are part of an infamous group known as Konoha 13."
Sasuke "Enter Konoha 13. There's Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino. Inuzuka Kiba a loser. He is just like Naruto, with the addition of love for mutts. (points to drawing of Kiba wearing a t shirt that says "love for mutts"). Aburame Shino. This guy, I kinda like-"
"Ewww, Sasuke, you freaking gay-o! You have it bad for Shino!"
Sasuke (to Naruto) "Shut up, frodo." (to camera) "Shino uses bug techniques. He has bugs living inside his body, and they feed off his chakra. Bla bla bla. A wielder of the Byakugan and Jyuuken, Hinata is the shy, babyish ex- heir to the Hyuuga clan. She is quiet and always faints around Naruto. She has a cousin- Hyuuga Neji."
Naruto "Enter Hyuuga Neji. He once tried to kill Hinata during the Chunin exams, but luckily, failed. After that, I kicked his ass and taught him a lesson. He is forever indebt to me. Anyways, Neji is a proclaimed genius, and the prodigy of his clan. (shows drawing of long haired boy who has a thought bubble that says "Im so cool, and my hair is so pretty") He has a girlfriend- Tenten. Tenten is known as Konoha's Kinzokuryuu, the Metal Dragon.(shows drawing of a lizard) She is called this because she is a weapon's specialist. Apparently, she has the biggest arsenal in the Land of Fire. However, she drastically needs to change her hairstyle. Its getting annoying. (points at drawing that says "Tenten=Panda") She also has a passion for beating me up. Sakura used to do that, but she doesn't anymore since Sasuke came back. Along with Neji and Tenten, there is their teammate, Rock Lee."
"Enter Rock Lee. Bowl cut, huge fuzzy eyebrows, always sceaming shit about youth, and wearing green spandex 24/7, along with orange leg weight covers, Lee is the ultimate defenition of a loser-"
"Sasuke-teme! Lee's not a loser!"
"Oh, fine. Lee excels in Taijutsu and is talentless in Ninjutsu or Genjutsu. He's always training, and talking about youth. (shows drawing of Lee, who is screaming "YOUTH! GAI SENSEI! YOSH!") He's overly nice, and he is a mini-me of Maito Gai, who is his, Neji's, and Tenten's Sensei. Last and kinda least, is Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji, and Sai."
"Shikamaru is a genius too. He's extremely smart, lazy, shadow manipulator. He likes to do nothing, sleep, and watch clouds. He's always saying everything is troublesome. He's always complaining. He also has a girlfriend- Temari. He and Neji are the only ones with girlfriends in Konoha 13 right now. How sad is that?"
"Akimichi Chouji. Loves food. He's a fatass-"
"Don't say that, Sasuke-teme!"
"Shut up. He's always eating chips, and goes to the Water Country specifically to buy his favorite flavor. His jutsus are wierd, and calling him fat in front of him is taboo. Chouji loves to eat BBQ."
Naruto sighs "And last, there's Sai. Sai is from ROOT, a branch of ANBU. This old fart called Danzo used to be the leader of it. He's in jail now. Sai was Sasuke's replacement for team 7 after Sasuke left to get power from the King of Pedophiles-"
Sasuke grabs Naruto's collar so they are 1 inch apart "One more word, dobe, and Tenten will have your ass."
"Ruin it, why don't you. Anyways, Sai is wierd. He grew up in an environment that did not acknowledge feelings, so he learns about feelings by reading about it in books. However, he mostly epic fails it. He is overly obsessed with dicks. Talk about wierd. However, his jutsus are amazing and he's a really talented artist. Im pretty sure he's not gay. Just to prove it, we have to get him a girlfriend."
"So, that's Konoha 13-"
"Hey, guys!" Sakura appears. Naruto takes the camera off the stand.
"Hey, Sakura-chan. What's up?"
"Nothing much. Hey, a camera! What are you guys doing with that?"
"What do you think, bitch?" Sasuke spits at her. Sakura glares.
"I was just asking, Sasuke-kun-"
"No one cares."
"Ooh, burn. (zooms in on Sakura's big forehead) We're doing a production, Sakura-chan, It's called "Sasuto".
Sakura gets all excited "A production, cool! Can I be a part of it too?"
"Its called Sasuto. Sasuke. Naruto. No Sakura. Did you hear any Sakura? Cuz I didn't." Sasuke says.
"I was just asking Sasuke. You don't have to get all rude. Just because I asked a simple question doesn't mean you have to snap at me. I only wanted-"
"Are you going to bitch me now? Cuz I get enough of that off camera."
"Hmph. (Sakura walks away) See if I care. Have fun with your stupid production."
"Dude, that was mean. You should apologize."
"Don't you dare bitch me, Naruto. Im Sasuke and Im ending this."
"Im Naruto, stuck in a battle between cherry blossom and chicken ass."
"Fuck you. Time for a beating, Naruto. Tenten's not here, so Im going to do it." Sasuke advances towards Naruto to punch him, and the camera cuts.