Thank you for clicking on this fanfiction. I just wanna make people laugh...Why can't I make anyone laugh? This is something that I have always wanted to do since I made this account. I'm not sure how many chapters this will be. Please give me on your feedback on how I should terrorize everyone. I was thinking about making a chapter for how each smasher gets played. I don't own Super Sm4sh Bros. Please enjoy…

It was a beautiful day outside. Villager and Peach were tending to their gardens. Ike was doing push-ups. &Watch was...being himself. The pokemon were being awesome as always. All seemed well, except for Toon Link, who was secretly rigging the entire mansion with traps along with Ness and Lucas. They would start terrorizing very soon.

Toon Link whispered schemingly amongst the other two.

"Man oh man guys! Tomorrow is going to be the best day ever! Even better than Wind Waker Wednesday!"

"U-uh we don't have Wind W-Waker Wednesday." Lucas said.

"The best part is that nobody knows but us! These guys are gonna get trolled so hard!" Ness said, with three exclamation marks.

"I'm so enthusiastic! We gotta trap for every single smasher! And to make sure we're not suspects, we even set little traps for ourselves! This is gonna be so epic. I can't wait!"

"Shh! Toon, i-if you don't calm down then we're gonna get caught. By the way, how does the planning schedule go down a-again? We start off small by hacking the announcement bell at 5:00 am and then what?" (I gotta specify)

T. Link sighed. "Lucas, this is the 5th time! First we sound the announcement bell at 5:00. Link puts me to bed at 9:30 pm, so that means you guys are in charge of that task. Master Hand should disable it and tell everyone to go back to bed. After smashers wake up for the second time, that's when the real fun begins."

"We've set up a different trap for each and every smasher after they wake up. It should go off while they're in their rooms. Make sure you trigger your own traps so we're not suspicious. After that, Ness, you will go to the cafeteria and sneakily pour in ALL of this garlic powder. It'll be so much to where you could choke on the smell. Either the chef will serve it out to everyone, Kirby will eat it all, or the chef will notice and have to throw it all out. Breakfast ends at 10:30 and starts at 8:00. We will have that much time to cool off. At 11:00, however, I'll play the song of storms, and everything inside will get soaked. Make sure you two are outside. I heard that Zelda had plans to go on a shopping spree at 10:50 so she won't miss out on the best deals. Sheik is SURE to blame Link because he wasn't at the building at that time. That leaves us scott-free at the moment."

"Later, at 1:45 pm, Crazy Hand is holding a-Wait, what was that?" Toon Link, Ness, and Lucas all ran outside. A hospital truck was outside and Marth was on a stretcher. They slowly lowered him inside and the ambulance started to slowly drive away. Ness ran up to Robin, who was getting in a car to follow behind.

"Robin! What happened to Marth? What's wrong?" Ness frantically said. Robin looked up.

"Huh? Oh, hey Ness. Marth's gonna be alright. Roy said that Ike broke his arm when they were wrestling around. He'll be back before the day's over. I'll tell him that you asked, though." Robin got inside the car with Roy, Ike, and Lucina and the car swerved down the road. The car wobbled a little bit and swerved. It stopped right in front of a tree. Ike, Roy, and Robin got out the car and practically threw Lucina out of the driver's seat.

*distant* "Are you serious? Lucina, why didn't you tell us that you didn't know how to drive?!"

"I'm way too handsome to die already!"

"Awe, come on guys. It wasn't THAT bad. But still pretty terrible."

"I just realized the drawbacks of shotgun…"

"Man, had we crashed, all of the fan-girls would have cried…"

"Please, they're probably already bawling their eyes out for Marth! Anyways, Lucina, you got to be more careful."

"I-I'm sorry! I thought it looked easy!"

"I'll drive this time."

"I call backseat. Roy's gonna get us all killed…"

"Shut the hell up, Ike!"

"..."

"Don't forget, this car belongs to the Smash Mansion."

"Shotgun!"

"No, Lucina. You can take the backseat. You've been in the front enough, don't you think?

"Robin, you're so ridiculous!"

"Alright! Can we get a move on now? If I'm going to die, let's make it quick."

"Ike! I said shut your damn mouth! Geez…"

"Can we please go now?"

"Ike, we're not gonna die, right now anyways…"

"Delayed is not denied, my good man."

"Ike, do you want a broken arm?

"Just to let you guys know, I have driven CORRECTLY before."

*doors close*

"Wait, FOR REAL! This car has nitrogen? Hey Ike, check this shit out!"

"Roy, don't get no ideas…"

"ROY. DON'T."

"Fine. Fine. I'll save it for later…" The car drove after the long-gone ambulance and slowly disappeared down the road. Ness stood there dumbfounded.

"A crazy bunch, aren't they? I wonder about them sometime, don't you?" Ness jumped at the sound of Rosalina's voice.

"Yeah, I guess. There is no need to worry about them, though. They are all strong enough to handle themselves."

Corrin came running outside.

"Hey! Does anybody know where Robin and the others are?" Ness pointed down the road. Corrin ran along the sidewalk, waving his arms in the air.

"HEY! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND!"

Rosalina smiled. "That's what I meant."

"Hey! Ness! Come on!" Toon Link called after Ness.

30 Minutes Later

…

"And that's everything. You get all that Luke?" T. Link finished explaining.

"Yeah, but I have some questions. When you do the song of storms, won't all the electronics get fried?"

"Master Hand made them water proof. Convenient, I know, but perfect for the situation."

"Also, what about the camera's?"

"OH YEAH! I ALMOST FORGOT! Nice save Luke! Before you hack the announcement bell, make sure that you take out the computers too. Now, I have a match in 6 minutes, so I need to go, don't you guys forget, okay? Tomorrow is going to be so awesome! See ya!"

"T-T-Toon Link! Wait! What is everyone gets mad afterwards?" Lucas said.

Ness patted him on the shoulder. "Don't worry! We're all family here!"

That's all for now. I'll make more as soon as I can. Well...I don't have much more to say at the moment. See you next time, maybe. If you want to see something happen to someone, please mention it. I'll be back in a couple days.

that is, if anyone's reading of course.