An odd gift
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This is a very short oneshot. Set shortly after the Sound/Sand invasion.
Orochimaru and Kabuto stared at the package that had just arrived, at their supposedly secret base, by messenger hawk. It was from Suna, addressed to Orochimaru. Kabuto had spent an hour checking for traps, and they were finally going to open it.
On top of the packing peanuts was a short note saying, 'Our thanks.' The note was signed Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara. Under the note was a fruit basket, and a picture of the Yondaime Kazekage's corpse.
They stared.
Outside, the guards were very disturbed by the hysterical laughter.
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