WOOT!!! Eclpise came out!!! and do i look like stephenie meyer to you? of couse not! this is the disclaimer for the whole story. And lets go pretend that Emmett and Jaspr are still ALIVE. not dead.

Bella POV

I was playing Jasper's Playstation with Edward and Emmett watching when suddenly Emmett asked, "Hey, Jasper?"

"Yes, Emmett?" Jasper asked.

"Can I call you 'Emo Boy?'"

"No," Jasper said harshly.

"Why?"

"I'm not Emo."

"Sure you aren't, Emo Boy." Edward teased.

"Bella?"

"Yes, Jasper?" I said.

"Do you think I'm Emo?"

I guess I had to tell the truth. "Yes."

"See?! Even Bella thinks you're emo!" Emmett exclaimed.

"I'm not Emo!" Jasper cried.

Edward came over and rearranged Jasper's hair so that it was covering his left eye. "See? You have a combover. All you need now is pitch black hair dye to be emo Emo Boy."

"Jasper's not 'Emo Boy', he's 'Emo Kid'," Emmett said.

"What's the difference?" I asked.

"Boys are guys and kids are people from ages four to twelve," Edward answered.

"But anyway, Emo Boy! Where's your razor?" Emmett teased.

"I'm an emo kid, non-confroming as can be..."Edward started to sing.

I looked at Jasper and he looked like he was going to cry. "S-shut up!"

"Aww...Is emo boy going to cry?" Emmett said.

Jasper did a puppy-dog pout and shook his head.

"Jasper, I have an emo light bulb for you. It's black and it doesn't need electricity! But it's only for enternal use." Edward said.

I heard Jasper sob quietly to himself and I saw a shiny thing in his pocket.

"Jasper, what's that shiny thing in your pocket? A razor?" I asked inocently.

He wiped his eyes and nose with his sleeve and shook his head.

"Aww...he's crying..."

"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND US!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND US EMOS!!!"

"So, you admit that your emo?" I asked.

Jasper looked down and shook his head again.

"Hey, let's go buy some pitch black hair dye at Hot Topic and make Jasper dye his hair. Unless...he already has some," Emmett said.

"I have some!" Edward said loudly. We alll looked at him with wide eyes exept Jasper. He looked up cheerfully.

"From my...vampire teen angst in 1985," Edward said as his eyes darted from side to side.

"Oh yeah," Emmett murrmurred, "I remember that."

I stiffled a laugh.

"Yeah. Anyways, Come here, Jasper!" Edward yelled.

Jasper struggled in Emmett's bulky arms but it was no use. Edward came down with the hair dye and some eyeliner smiling widely. Me, I just kept on playing the Playstation.

Sometime later...

After some time, Jasper came from the kitchen looking all...emo.

"Wow, Jasper," I started, you look nice,"

"Nice how?" He asked evily.

"Like just nice."

"I can feel waves of affection comming off of you, Bella,"

"Fine! I think you look hot."

That really set Edward off.

i hoped you like it! r and r plz! ily!