A/N Hi there everyone. LionPrankster here. I decided to write this fic, my very first one. I also decided to jave the titles of the chapters reference some songs that I will name at the end of the chapter (the songs have no connection with the action, but in the future they might). Constructive review are apreciated, while flames will be used to keep the fire burning and me nice and cozy :D

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Please note that I do not own MLP:FIM, or the songs for that matter. :D

Also, the chapters might be quite big and the updates kinda slow because I want to deliver quality as well as quantity (plus there is school in my schedule).

Hope you'll enjoy and let the adventure begin.

Chapter 1 : Enter Ponyville

Hi. My name is Zerk. Daniel Zerk. I am here to tell you my story. You may like it, you may not, but I will tell it anyway.

I am a normal 16-year-old teenager. Nothing special. I lived a normal life and had some friends and a good family. I enjoyed it, even if it was kind of boring. But, one day, it all changed.

It was a hot summer day, and me and my family were returning from a camping trip. We were very exausted. When we got home, we decided to just hit the hay. I went in my room to sleep. I only woke up to the sound of the car. I got up and looked on the window. There they go again. I went downstairs and into the kitchen. My family left a note on the fridge saying: " We went in town. Since you were sleeping, we dicided to not wake you up. There is cake in the fridge. Love, mom."

Great. Now I am home alone...again, I told myself. This was going on for quite some time. My parents and my sister leaving and returning from the town. And I just stood home. But I liked it that way. More freedom for me. And cake. Who does not love cake, right?

However, that is when the bell rang. I looked outside, and only saw some kind of mirror on the ground. But there was no sign of humans anywhere. They must have been preety fast I picked it up, and looked in it. All I could see was myself. But, as I got in my room, and still looking in the strange mirror, a massive red eye appeared and then I fainted.

I woke up quite some time later. I was thinking about what the hell could that have been, when I realised that I was fucking free-falling. Yeah...that is the moment I started panicking. Because of the fear of the death that was unnavoidable...I fainted again.

The next thing I know, I woke up in a bed. It was very soft and puffy. I opened my eyes, and looked around the room. I was in a round room, with some windows and at the far end, a door that looked closed. I looked at the bed. It was a piece of a cloud. That's when I heard the door open. And I almost fainted...again...when I saw who, or what entered the room. In the room entered a pony, a cyan pony. She had rainbow mane and tail, and very beautyful eyes. She looked at me with big eyes, before she said:

" Oh good. You're awake."

" Yeah, I am. But where the hell am I and who are you?"

" Wait...you can talk?" the pony said.

" Well, my mouth is moving and words are coming out" I said in a sarcastic tone. " Now who are you?" I asked.

" Hahaha." the pony started laughin very amused. " My name is Rainbow Dash. You are quite funny. Who and what are you?"

" Wait, wait, wait... am I by any chance sleeping?"

" You look preety awake to me" Rainbow Dash said.

" Right. Not a bad sense of humor you got there yourself" I said. " Well, my name is Zerk. Daniel Zerk. But you can call me Dan or Daniel. And where am I?" I asked.

" Pleasure to meet you, Dan. You are in my house, in my bed, to be more exact." Dash said.

" Well...where exactly is your house?" I asked.

" On a cloud over Equestria." she said. " But how did you get here? I saw you falling and I caught you...but I can't understand where have you fallen off."

"I have no idea either" I said.

Rainbow Dash thought for a moment and then said:

" I know somepony that might be able to help us. She will surely know how you got here. Come on."

I got up and followed her outside, on the cloud. She took flight and said:

"Follow me."

"I don't think I can" I told her.

" Why not?" she asked.

"I don't have wings so I can't fly."

She looked at me as if I was mad, but then said:

"Hmm...that makes this a little harder than I thought" , and then smiled a wicked smile and said: " In that case, let me give you a hoof."

She came back up and picked me up and carried me down. Then she said:

" Thank you for flying with Dash airlines. Hope you had a good flight." She laughed a little before saying:
" Now let's get going."

We walked for some time. I saw other ponies, some pegassei and some unicorns on our way to god knows where. After quite a walk and not much chat...we arrived a great building. It looked very familliar. That is when I realised I knew this place. It was the world from My little pony. I used to watch that when I was a kid. I still do so sometime. And this big building was the library in which Twilight Sparkle, a purple unicorn with dark purple mane that had a pink line, and Spike, a purple baby dragon, lived in. Just then Rainbow Dash knocked on the door. The door opened and Twilight came out.

"Hi there Rainbow Dash. And who is your friend over here? " she asked.

" My name is Zerk Daniel. But you can call me Dan."

" Alright Dan. Pleasure to meet you. I am Twilight Sparkle. Now what can I help you with Dash?" she asked.

" Actually, Dan is the one who needs help."

" Okay then. Come in" Twilight said.

I was somehow amazed that this ponies where so relaxed in the presence of a human. We reached a table and we sat down. The Twilight said:

" Okay. So what can I do to help?"

"You could tell me how I got here, because I have no idea how. All I remeber was that I looked in a mirror and saw a red eye. And then I was falling."

"No way" Twilight said looking with her eyes at me, as her jaw dropped.

"What?" I asked.

"I have to send a message. Please come back tomorrow, since I have a lot of questions and very little time now" she said. Then she pushed us out and closed the door.

After we got outside I said:

"That was strange."

"Yeah. It is not like Twilight to get so excited and hurried like that" Dash said, but then shrugged it off. " Hey, Dan, you want to see the town?" she asked me.

Since I had nothing better to do, I said:

"Okay. After you."

We walked in the center of the town. There, I saw a pink pony, that looked like she was on a sugar overload. She just jumped around, talking to everyone ( or everypony). And then she came right to us and started talking:

"Hi. My name is Pinkie Pie. I haven't seen you around here. Are you new? OMFG, you are a human. You sure must be new. We have to have a party. Do you like parties, cuz I do. Be at the my place at eight. Nice talking to you. Bye."

And then she ran off. I was just staying there stoned. Rainbow Dash just started laughing and said:

"Don't worry. She is always like that. But you must go to the party. She lives over there" and she showed with her hoof at a pink building.

"Umm...okay" I said.

"Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we get you some clothes. This ones look preety used" she said.

I looked at myself and realised I was in my thorn clothes from camping. They were thorn because me and my dad ran into a wolf, and he ran after us for quite some time, before we could lose it. I followed Dash around the place until we reached a boutique. Dash entered and said:

"Hey Rarity. Are you here?"

"Be right there" a white unicorn with purple mane said.

She came around and said:

" Oh Dash. Is only you. But who is this handsome human?"

Me, handsome? What is wrong with this ponies? And why are they so fucking relaxed around humans?

" His name is Daniel Zerk" Dash said. "And he got here somehow, and looks like he needs some of your clothes." Rainbow Dash added, eying me a little.

"A pleasure to meet you Dan. My name is Rarity."

" Very pleased to meet you" I answered.

"Okay...so, let's see what have we got here" she said. She begun walking around me, and making some measurements. What am I saying? A lot of measurements. She went on fo a while before saying:
"Okay. I got all I need. Come back tomorrow. And since this is the first time I make some clothes for humans, it is free." Then she turned around and called: " Applejack, Fluttershy, come here. I want you to meet someone."

An orange pony with yellow mane came and a yellow pegassus with pink mane flew in the room.

The orange pony talked first:

"Hey there, sugarcube. The name's Applejack. If you need some place to work, just come to the Sweet Apple Acres, and I'll find somthing for ya."

"The name's Daniel. Nice to meet you."

"H-hi. M-my name is Fluttershy. I-it's good to meet you." the yellow pegassus said in a shy voice.

"I am Dan. Very happy to meet you" I said.

"Well Dan" Rainbow Dash said " now that you met everypony, what do you think?"

" It is very nice arround here. I like it. It so quiet and free around here" I said.

"Well...it is...most of the times. Hey, do you have anywhere to stay?" Rainbow Dasha asked.

"No. Not really" I answered a little embarased.

" Well...there is an old house on the hill under my cloud. You could stay there. If you want, I'll help you make it look as new" Dash said, not looking at me.

" Umm...sure, thanks" I answered. We walked towards the hill, before I asked:
" Dash...how come ponies are so friendly around humans."

"To tell you the truth Dan. I don't know. I suppose it is the magic in Equestria. Everypony is friends with everypony, and you can feel if a pony, or person in your case, has a good or bad intention" Dash answered.

"Not what I meant. I meant to humans in general. There must be very few if at all in Equestria" I said.

"Ohh...I don't know. So, any idea to whar to do before going to the party?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"No, not really. You?" I asked, looking at her.

She smiled mischeviously and said:

" I might have a few."

A/N So...ummm..thanks for reading. Leave me a review, and if you see any mistakes (grammar or language) send me a PM.

Song : "Enter Sandman" by Metallica

Quote of the day: " Dude, STFU and have a Merry Christmas and a fucking present!" (me to a friend of mine, while giving him a Christmas present and he kept saying he was sorry for not buying me anything).

Until next time, LionPrankster, Over and Out.