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Mcgonagall looked at Dumbledore across from the room. She had never noticed how long and unusually pointy his nose was. It gave her this weird feeling or sensation that she had never felt before. She thought of weird things she could do with his beard and eyebrows since the hair growing was so unusually long. She thought that maybe she could floss her vagina with his beard and how sensual it would be. She had had a few drinks that night and was feeling frisky. So she quickly walked over to Dumbledore and whispered "do you want get out of here." "You know I do baby" as he quickly tweaked one of her depleted nipples.
They quickly excused themselves from the teachers gathering, but before they left though McGonagall quickly caught a glimpse of Snape and Lupin making out harder than the boys in broke Back Mountain. Guess they had quite a few drinks as well. "You know that we have to do the ritual before dawn" said Dumbldore. "Don't worry baby we got plenty of time for that later. Right now I want your nose inside of me." Whispered McGonagall. They finally arrived at Dumbledore's pimp pad which then he attempted to pick McGonagall up and carry her to his chambers, but no luck. His back was bad and he quickly dropped McGonagall to the floor further injury her old creaky back.
"Sorry babe" said Dumbledore. "No worries, just get me to your love shack" answered Mcgonagall. Dumbledore opened a door to a pimped out room all made of solid gold and the bed of Egyptian cotton sheets. "I want you baby." said Mcgonagall. Dumbledore pulled his pants down. "Its like a prune." Mcgonagall said in shock. "Before we get started I have to take a line of viagra. Dumbledore quickly smashed a whole box of Viagra into three lines of powder and sniffed them quickly. "I have to sniff it or my tongue gets hard not my shriveled up old penis. Mcgonagall took the excess Viagra and rubbed it on her teeth.
She pulled her shirt up off her head and two very saggy boobies dropped well below her waistline. "Very nice," said Dumbledore suckling one of them. McGonagall cupped two what used to be marble sized balls in her hands. She took them in her mouth trying to hold them in but they kept falling out. She pulled down her moo moos which revealed two very long and very old cob webby flaps. Dumbledore then rolled them up and preceded to enter her. The dust was everywhere it all was coming from her aged cheese vagina.
It took Dumbledore about ten minutes to find McGonaagall's entrance, he kept fumbling. "Are you allright down there," McGonagall shouted because she knew his hearing was bad. "Yes darling just give me a minute." Shouted Dumbledore for he knew McGonagall had no hearing any more either. When Dumbledore finally found it Mcgonagall shrieked with pleasure and then weased a little bit. "Your nose is so amazing." She said in ecstasy. He pushed it in and out of her, and approximately 10.5 seconds later she orgasmed and so did Dumbledore.
"That was amazing Dumbledore we should do it again sometime," said McGonagall knowing it was the booze talking. "Yes lets." Said Dumbledore in response. "Now to talk about the ritual going down in the morning how are we going to get everyone to come over before dawn?" asked Dumbledore in response. "I don't know but somehow we will do it." Said McGonagall.
Well that's all for now folks. Guess you'll have to keep reading if this story intrigues you.