Hey lovly betches!!! here iz a lil stry I came up wif while writn fightn ova me itz a trilogee. So luk out 4 book 2 and tree!!! Hopez u like it!!!!
AN: Itz wif all da same charaktrs
And now for da sexu moment uve all been waiting for… Pr3pE1 prezants Prus and da 7 dorks:
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I sat dere on a bench in da hogzmeade mall listen 2 mi i-pod. I had on sum hillry duff when sum1 tapped me on da shulder it was PP. (Prada princess, das Neville 4 u ppl who dint no dat alrdy)
"Hey PP what's up"I said
"OH-MY-GOOOOOSHPrus you will neva lyk believe dis…"PP sayed
"What nevs ;tell me!!11!" I shooted
"Well only lyk da mac daddy of uz all da most pipmptastic guy around iz holding a comntest!!!" PP sayed
"Yeah so dumbly iz holden a contest who gives?"I said angrly. I don't like it whem ppl interrupt my hilaroo dup 4 noting.
"HEloooooo Prus let me finish. Da winna off te contest winz a dat wif CEDRIC!!!!!"
"CEDRIC '6 PAK' DIGGORY!!!!!" I shuted
"CHEA I know its so ttly bitchn I wish I culd enta butt da compest iz onle 4 gurls I would so luv a night wif '6 pak'!!"
"OMG NEVVIL LOL. " I said
"Prus you haf 2 win dis 4 da bof of uz!" PP sad etustiaklly
"I so ttly will nevs!!"
"Da efficial compest rools r posted in dumbly office go get em' prus!!! YOU GO GURL !!" nevs waved bye as I ran back 2 skool 2 get inrolled in da compest
When I waz dere my mortal anaeme waz dere two…………………………………………. GUCCI!
"WTF you bitch wat the hell are you doing here!! I thought u were going ut wit AQ u filthy backstabbing moodblood!! I hate you!" I waz soo mutha trukin angry
"Its not my fault u aren't sexu enough to hold on 2 ur man an a gurl culd foool arund if she want 2" she replian snipply
"BITCH!!!!!" A huge cat fight started rite dere in dumbly offace.
"EXPECTR PATRONUM" mine is none offer den a moose bc off Abercrombie duh (AN: if u didn't know dat a moose waz abercrombies lolgo den get da fuk outa her)
"oh no you didn't !!111I am about to go all out now!!11 " Gucci sayed She kasted the sir farts a lot spell but I doged quikly but it hit dumbly instead.
RUMBL PFTCH CRAAACCCCCK BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE dumbly let out da bigg ass fot. So embrussin "GUCI U Fukn bizznatch I oughta bus a fookin cap in you tiny lil muggle ass for maiking me fart like dat" He wax wearin is chain dat sayed macdomble on it and had supa fly grillz on.
"Oh dubly I am so srry ur pimpness!" she apologized
"Dat ok but I will say dis : prus go all out on her durin dis compest sho her outa hurrr!" dubly sayed happoleee
"Will do, what r da rools?!" I sayed
"Da ruleshizzles r simple all u guyz haf 2 do iz get az many dorks ,nerds, whateva u call em and turn em into supa fresh pr3pz"dumbly explained
"That's it?" I scoffed "ha shuled b easi I can make any1 sexu jus by haiving dem b in mi pressesnce"
"No prus u must make em' tru pr3ps ,dag yo dis ewill b a groot clalege shizzle my dizzle."
"Got it dumvo" me an GUCCI SAYED at da same tyme
We got to werk guickly I found me a gaggle o'geeks sitting in da great hall the ravenclew tabel. An Gucci whent 2 da liberry 2 find her some dorks.
"Prus want mi hep" PP came ovea as I waz studing witch dorks 2 go 4
"Nevs I can't getz me any help its in da roolsz srry nev I wuld ttly luffs ur holp!!1"
"OK well good luck"PP sayed and he was off
Den dere in da far rite corna of da ravenclaw tbl I saw it it waz a pak of dorks 7 og em to b exact . I new I had mi werk cut out for me but mofg dey did lokkk like dey culd have pr3pz in dem someweher very depp lyyyyk majorly deep but da inna prep waz in them I culd feel itz emminarteng. Gucci waz going down
B CON.
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!1 GUCCI SHUL DGO DOWN RITE GUYZ?!!! stay tuned and stay sexu 4 da next 2 chappie's.