Bella watched in horror as her boyfriend stepped towards the edge of the woods.
She had only known what he was for a few weeks, but she knew the myths. If Edward got into the sun, he would burst into ashes.
"NO! Edward, come back!" Edward took another step towards the edge. Bella wanted to cover her eyes, but couldn't.
Then, Edward was in the sunlight.
And he was…. Sparkling?
Not a pile of ashes, but he looked like he was covered in glitter.
Bella frowned. "What a rip off. Why don't we try this again tomorrow, 'kay Edward?" and she stomped off.
Edward stared at her, puzzled, and took off for the ice cream shop.
So? What d'you think? This is just some random story I came up with in free write at school. And yes, I know that Bella wouldn't act like that.
And I know Edward can't eat.
Basically, I enjoy making fun of Twilight. One of my friends practically forced me to read it, and I find it kind of stupid. But it's useful for this!!!!
Yeah, it's uber short and stupid.
– Zakii-chan