Okay... I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING AT ALL ALTHOUGH I WISH I DID. PLEASE ENJOY THIS SHORT SCRIBBLE OF MINE THAT WAS DONE DURING MY PHYSICS EXAM OUT OF BOREDROM . Based off a picture I saw in facebook. Since i don't think everyone's seen it . Imma write from the begginning what hapened . O3O

Men can't get pregnant! - By Ryugazaki Rei

Haruka was bent over. An ear placed on Makoto's belly. " I wonder if its a boy or girl. " he said. The dirty blond blushed. Playing the part of an expecting mother... ahem , father well.

Rei and Nagisa were just walking by then. Rei who saw the two like that immediately went into 'THIS IS NOT LOGICAL MODE' and despite Nagisa trying to stop him he looked at the two and said " IMAGINARY PREGNANCY!" out loud.

"Rei-chan! You're such a meanie! You just spoiled the fun! "Nagisa scolded and pouted unhappily at the bluenette.

"B-But I was just speaking the truth! " The bluenette protested with a stutter as he pushed up his glasses. "Men can't get pregnant! We do not have the organs to do so! "

"Its okay Nagisa." Makoto said, removing the paper-made bowl his sister and brother had made in art class from under his shirt. "Haru just wanted to play house." he said with a gentle smile as he looked at the raven beside him. The raven stared back at him. "What?" Makoto asked, this was the first time the raven actually stared back at him.

"Makoto, you've grown rounder at the stomach since we did it." the raven said bluntly.

-crow sounds-

"Eh?" Makoto was stunned.

"Listen to what I've been trying to say! Men don't have the right organs to get pregnant! And shouldn't it be the other way round ? Makoto-sempai is the top after all! " Rei yelled in frustration.

"Rei-chan I once read a manga in which men could get pregnant-" Nagisa began.

"Thats fictional! And what are you doing reading yaoi manga?!"

"Makoto, now that Rei mentions it."the raven began, a slight tinge of pink on his cheeks. "My has grown a little rounder and I've put on weight, you don't think I could actually be the pregnant one do you? "

"Eh?! " Nagisa and Makoto yelled.

"Mako-chan you must take responsibility!"

"Oi! Wait- !"

"LISTEN TO WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU! MEAN CAN'T GET PREGNANTTTTTTTTTTTT! ! "

THE END ~

I know its short but if I ever start writing anything long it wil never finish. QQ . Comments and opinions apprecited. This is my first fanfic that I actually finished. I typed this on a phone.. so yea. Sorry for grammar errors! ITS OOC TOO I'M SORRY.