This is just a really short one...a drabble, I suppose. I hope everyone gets a good laugh out of it, and tell me what you think! I actually got the idea from Elphaba Crush; an excellent author! If there are any Fullmetal Alchemist fans out there, go read her stuff!
Disclaimer: If anyone sues me for owning the show, I warn you now, you'll get a bag of apples...pretty much it...
Never Lie
Abarai Renji, vice-captain of Division 6 of the Gotei 13 was thoroughly pissed. And he was pissed at none another than Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute shinigami.
He all but gently opened the door, and it nearly fell off its hinges.
"What did you do to her?!" He yelled at the orange haired young man.
Kuchiki Rukia was currently in Ichigo's room, blabbering nonsense to herself while Ichigo actually looked…guilty.
"KON IS HELLO KITTY'S HUSBAND!" She hollered randomly.
"I'm sorry! I didn't think this would even happen!" Ichigo exclaimed, trying to defend himself from the wrath of the red-haired shinigami.
"Just tell me what happened!"
"Well…I…uh…"
"RENJI AND ICHIGO RHYMEEE!!" Rukia shouted absentmindedly.
"KUROSAKI ICHIGO!" Renji shouted. "Tell me what the HELL happened here! RIGHT NOW!"
"Look, I didn't think this would happen! And I was really tired!"
"MY BEST FRIEND IS A KOALA BEAR!"
"I just wasn't in the mood!"
"What are you rambling about, Ichigo?" Renji asked, finally having calmed down somewhat. But he was still pissed!
"CHAPPY THE BUNNY GOT EATEN BY AN ANT!!" Rukia wailed, this time balling her eyes out.
"Whenever it happens…she always yells at me and I was just so exhausted! So…so I…I did the exact opposite of what I usually do…and…and…!"
"AND WHAT, ICHIGO?!" Renji yelled, as he was nearing his limits with Ichigo. This, by the way, wasn't very uncommon for Renji.
"MY BROTHER IS A PRINCESS!!"
"I…I…well…uh…"
"What?!"
"I complimented her drawings!"