And so it was one interesting day for a cat named Lucy.
Lucy: Mao.
Unfortunately for you cat-lovers, this story is not for the cat. It is actually for-
Megaman: FRIGGIN ME!
Yuppers, him.
Megaman: (put a Kefka laugh right about here)
And maybe a little bit of Lan.
Lan: (looks up for two seconds, goes back to porn)
And... This is their story...
TEH UBER STORY OF MEGA AND LAN!!!1!
Their was a crisis going on. A Christmas crisis.
Peoplz: zomgz! A CriZiz!
People: AArGH!!! (runs off clutching their eyes in pain of the cheezy l33t speak going on.)
Anyway, the real crisis behind the crisis is that Christmas happened oh so long ago. And only now is there a seasonal story going on. WTF?
Dr.Wily: Hey! My package (with the hideous plot in it) only shipped here recently! Do you know how busy UPS was during the holidays?!
The Grinch: That never stopped me, you wuss.
In his absolute rage at not being able to do a Christmas-take-over-the-world-plot on timely occasions, Dr. Wily said "Fuxors this." and actually was going to take ove the world with a very good plan. No convoluted power sources to be excavated ("My secret power behind the DoomsDay Device is CandyCane-ium!"), no ridiculous henchman like robotic puppies, no cheezy cliches that we all remember growing up with. Nada.
Baryl: Oh f-.
Colonel: Hold me close.
After some good shounen-ai lemon-love, Baryl contacted Lan.
Lan: Wha? No cliche? No robotic cute puppy dogs? No convoluted power sources? WTF?
Baryl: And that's why we're screwed over.
But somehow, using his hawt, man-smexiness (Baryl: AND my Kung Fu Action Movie Star skills.), Baryl had snuck Lan into the Dr. Wily's lab to be stopped.
Dr. Wily: O .o
Lan: That's right, I'm bad azz.
Baryl: (looking at his PET lovingly)
Dr. Wily: O .o
Lan: O .o
Baryl: Colonel... Needs me... to do something.. with his...Uh... Um.. (runs)
Baryl stopped trying to come up with an excuse with why to leave because it wasn't going so good.
Later that night, someone was playing Lionel Richie AND Barry White at 2:00 am.
Dr. Wily: Ignoring the tragic love story that is Baryl and his NetNavi, how the heck did you get here?
Lan: Ya don't wanna know.
Megaman: (fetal position)
Wily had looked a couple scripts of dialouge above and saw how Lan and Megaman got snuck in by Baryl.
Dr. Wily: What the hell was the whole purpose of telling me that lie? Now I'm pissed!
Lan racked up his brain up and down trying to figure why he lied in the first place. Meanwhile, Megaman didn't lie. He just does random fetal positions.
Lan: Haa haa...Uh... PSYCHE?
ASPLOSION!
Lan: We're bad.
Megaman: Oh, the heck we are! Hey, Lan? Wanna go rescue the president?
Lan: Oh jAH!!!1!
Hanz: I am Hanz.
Franz: And I am Franz.
Hanz and Franz: ...And we are going to PUMP YOU!
DUN DUN DUN!
Possibly the Christmas version of Versus the Old Ladies. Possibly.
X-Mas, Turkeys!!
And tank jah for reading Lan and Megaman Save Us From Nothing. Also remember to eat a stuffed turkey every day. It will make your wurples healthy.