This is just a crack fic. It was really fun to write, and if you have any ideas for a second chapter, just review and I'll post something again.
Inner Shino: (devious looking old guy with grey hair) Heh! did you see their faces when you talked? they were shocked...heh heh...
Shino: So?
Inner Shino: SO what do you think they would do if you jumped up onto the counter at Ichiraku's and did the moonwalk?
Shino: ... (has a weird dreamy look on his face)
Inner Shikamaru: (he's five year old) I think I like Ino!!! lets go and give her some mud and worms!! Then we can--
Shikamaru: How troublesome, we aren't going to go give her dirt...
Inner Shikamaru: (screaming in an intense temper tantrum) That's no fair!!!! You're not my mommy! You can't tell me what to do!!!!
Shikamaru: Yes I can, I'm in charge of my body, you're just a small figment of my personality--
Inner Shikamaru: Then I want to be in charge of the body!!! (runs towards Shikamaru, who sidesteps him, and crashes into the wall)
Shikamaru: (rolling his eyes) What a drag...
Inner Sasuke: (Wearing pink spandex skipping through a meadow with a daisy, picking off petals singing: She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...)
Sasuke: How the hell did you get into my head?!?! (Inner Sasuke picks off that last petal and screams: SHE LOVES ME!) Kami! you're such an idiot!
Inner Sasuke: Yay! She loves me! She loves me! She loves-- (is attacked by Sasuke and pushed to the ground)
Sasuke: Just stop talking!!! (is holding inner Sasuke down by the hands)
Inner Sasuke: (blushing) We're holding hands!
Inner Kiba: Small puppy going wild and chasing its tail...
Kiba: (angrily) Aren't you supposed to be helping me with my feelings or something? Come on! You can't even talk, you're so stupid. (crosses his arms)
Inner Kiba: (little puppy sits up suddenly with its fur all messed up and looks at Kiba like he just said he liked to eat puppies...)
Inner Lee: (in a black business suit, looking very serious sitting behind a desk staring angrily at the actual lee)
Lee: youth! Youth! Youth!!!!! YOUTH!!!
Inner Lee: You're such an idiot, why can't you be normal?? No more youth! grow up child!! Time out corner right now!!!
Lee: Aww, (goes and sits in the corner of his mind obediently) The youthfulness of time out will help me grow into a beautiful lotus of flowery spring time, in a pink sunset full of YOUTH!!!!
Inner Lee: GAH!!! (covers his ears)
Chouji: (skipping around in circles singing) The Candy man can!!!!!!
Inner Chouji: (Anorexic Goth, giving Chouji the glare of death) See? This is what happens when you eat food. Just stop eating it.
Chouji: THE CANDY MAN CAN!!!! (inner chouji puts his face in his hands)
Neji: (sitting on the floor meditating)
Inner Neji: (little girl in a ballet outfit sitting right behind him giving him bunny ears) I know what you're thinking...
Neji: Well I'd hope so seeing as you're in my head.
Inner Neji: You know the clan requires you to get married at 18, you're 17 right now, and if you don't get someone soon they'll just arrange--
Neji: Just shut up. I know alright?
Inner Neji: (still holding bunny ears behind Neji) Aww, don't get angry I'm sure Tenten will marry you...
Neji: (Stands up suddenly grabs Inner Neji by the wrist and locks her in a birdcage, then sits back down) I hate my life.
Inner Kakashi: (A naked kakashi with absolutely nothing on, not even his mask) (dancing wildly to a blasting stereo playing, 'I like to move it move it')
Kakashi: (turns off the music) You know, I don't think that you resemble any part of my figurative imagination or any independent part of my personality. You act like I do when I'm drunk.
Inner Kakashi: (stumbles over to Kakashi, falls, drags Kakashi down with him and lands on top of them) awkward silence (then Inner Kakashi leans down and slobbers all over Kakashi)