AN: Happy Halloween, everyone. This is a thought I just had: What if I took my love of bad fan fiction parodies and my love of tickling and put the two together? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... The Worst TickleFic Ever Written! Ugh, why am I even doing this?

Disclaimer: I do not own My Immortal (thank fuck) or the Harry Potter series.

AN: fangz (geddit) 2 raven for helpin me wif da story! Yh i no its awkwerd 2 rite abot dis but i fink its soooo kute! If u dnot lik dis den ur a prep so fuk of!

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Draco and I were making out in his room while an MCR song was playing in da background. He was such a great kisser and I was getting really turned on. He was feeling me up (which felt REALLY GOOD) but then his hands moved down to my sides. I flinched.

"DRACO WTF ARE YOU DOING!" I yelled, slapping him.

"I don;t understand" said Draco shyly. "We were just kissing then-"

"Then you tickled me you fucking idiot!" I yielded in an angry voice. "Dont touch my fucking sides ok!"

Draco nodded. But then he began to smile and laugh like a prep. "Lol Enoby I didn't know you were ticklish!"

"Well that's cause Im NOT, okay?! I shooted angrily. I was really mad coz only stupid fucking preps are really ticklish. Well anyway we made out for like another hour. Then he brushed his hands against my lower back and I started skwerming (idk how 2 spel dat).

"Draco FUCK OFF!" I yelled. I was trying not to giggle or anything (coz dat would make me look like a prep) but it was so fucking hard. Then I pushed Draco onto his back.

"O yeah well lets see how YOU like it!" I yelled. And then and I started to tickle his ribs with my goffik black nails (which were really long with red skulls painted on them in red nail polish).

"Enoby STAHAHAP!" He laughed in a depressed voice.

"No!" I shouted. Then he started to push my pale white hands away so I climed ontop of him and tickled his neck. He was squealing and giggling like a prep even though he's goffik.

"EBAHANY STAHAHAP I CAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNT BREHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAATTHE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HHAHAH AHAH H HAH HAH HA HAH HAHA H HAH HAH HAHHAHHAHA! STAHAHAHAHAHAAPPPP!"

But I didn't stop because I was having too much fun.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door. Draco and I froze.

"YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS! KEEP IT DOWN!" said the voice. It was... professor McGongale!

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AN: Ugh, I'm not writing any more of this.