This is an author's note (just saying, for all the stupid people out there (like me). )

This is NOT a one shot thingy. Story. Yah, that's the word…

Hey! This is author numero uno. The other one was numero two. Because I'm number one. Oh, yeah. I was just kidding. But not really. Or am i? this is a long author's note.

SASUSAKU

WOOHOO

Naruto and all of its characters (including sasuke BOOHOO) belong to Masahsi Kishimoto.

Ch. 1

By: author numero uno

Sakura was filing in Tsunade's office while she had a sake. It wasn't her fault, Shizune was out this week and Sakura was stuck with ALL her work. Like, as in filing and getting Tsunade's coffee. More like sake, but it didn't matter.

So, she was filling and suddenly there comes a big BANG and the door flies open.

"What did I tell you bloody morons about my privacy! I want you out and—" Tsunade slurred. She stopped, and stared. And stared. And stared.

"Tsunade? What's wrong?" Sakura moved to see who was inn the doorway. "Oh my flippin God." Sakura looked at the person with utmost disgust. "What are you doing here? I thought you were…(clearing throat)…dead."She said. "Hopefully."

"You sound like you aren't glad to see me. Didn't Konoha miss me?" He said, as conceited as always.

"Yeah." She said, eyes narrowing into slits. "We missed the sound of your scream when you got your ass handed to you by Naruto."

"Whatever." He said, absolutely not caring at all what she said. "I need to talk to Tsunade about a mission." He said, his eyes wandering around the room.

"She's busy right now," Sakura said, crossing her arms over her chest and leaning on the desk.

"It doesn't look like it." He said, walking over to Tsunade. "Tsunade, I need a mission. Right now."

"Hell, no, boy! You betrayed our village and every person in it! Hell, no, I am not going to give you a damn mission." Tsunade said right before slumping over her desk and drooling profusely.

Sasuke's gaze slid over to Sakura. "Just give me a mission, and I'll be out of here." He said, eyes glazing over.

"No, she said no, and I'm telling you the same thing." She said, smirking because she had apparently won the battle.

Sasuke grinned. It sent chills down Sakura's spine. He was on her before she even noticed him move. Pinned against the wall, she was helpless. She felt his hot breath tickle her ear as he whispered incitingly, "Sakura…if you don't give me a mission…" he said, pulling out a kunai, "I…will…kill you."

"Sasuke, you wouldn't be able to even if you tried. I'm not a helpless little girl anymore, Sasuke. I'm an ANBU, and you're are simply a missing nin." She said, watching the smirk disappear from his face, for a fraction of a second only to creep back into his flawless features.

"YOU are an ANBU?" He said, chuckling, "Sakura, you are such a liar. Show me you are an ANBU, and I will leave." He said, knowing she could not possibly prove it.

"Fine," she said, smirking "look at this." She said pulling up her sleeve…