Hmm… this is a tad OOC and a little raunchy for me… but I wrote it ages ago and found it cleaning my room this morning so thought I'd type it up. Hope it isn't too… whatever.

"Urgh, I feel terrible," Kate groaned from the other side of the room.

"In what way?" Tony asked.

"Ear-ache, headache, sore throat…"

"I got an email this morning that actually had some very useful advice on curing those," Tony nodded wisely. "Do you know what cures an ear-ache, headache and sore throat Katie?"

"If I did, do you think I'd still be suffering DiNozzo?"

"So you're saying that if I offered you a cure… you'd take it?"

"Right now I'd take anything if it was guaranteed to make me feel better."

"Oh, this is definitely guaranteed. Scientists and doctors have proven it!"

"Then hurry up and tell me what it is before I shoot you!"

"Well… the cure for all your symptoms…"

"Yes?"

"Is… sex."

"Pardon?"

"It's true! Sex can cure just about anything… according to the email."

"Pity it can't cure your stupidity."

"Har, har… so…"

"I'm not having sex with you DiNozzo."

"Fine. Continue feeling crap then, I don't care."

Tony then walked over and dumped a load of paperwork on her desk. "I need all these finished by 12 o'clock."

"That's in two hours!"

"Yep."

Kate groaned. She knew exactly what Tony was trying to do.

"And let me guess… if I had sex with you, you'd allow me an extension on that?"

"Katie, Katie, Kate, what sort of professional do you take me for? It would, of course, still be needed by 12 o'clock, though on the other hand, it would be a much easier task to accomplish without an earache, headache and sore throat, don't you think?" He grinned at her and she glared back.

Trying to ignore his comment, Kate opened the first of the many files. After approximately ten minutes of trying to block the mental images and conflicting feelings, she sighed and stood up.

"Meet me in the break room in five minutes."

Tony's head shot up, eyes wide with shock and mouth hanging open. He had to physically hold onto his chair to stop himself chasing after her right then.