I don't own gundam wind bla bla bla u know the rest..i was really really hyper when I wrote this so just enjoy a good laugh!
RELENA DIES
A bunch of kids are sitting in the class when Relena see's Heero.
"HHHEEERRROOOO!!!!" Relena yell's even though she is right in front of him.
Heero flinched at the sound of her ugly voice. Relena just keeps talking "HHEERROOO!! I need some paper!!!"
Heero gets really mad and replies, "what YOU need is a tic-tac! Your breath is killing me!!"
"Class settle down!! We have a new student!" the teacher says. "her name is Silvia, so be nice to her!." The girl comes in the class with a long braid on her back and big brown eyes. The girl is about 5'2.
"HEY EVERYONE!!" and she pulls out a gun and beats relenas head with it.
"aaahhwhwhdkjsfhdjksfhe!!" relena begins to say but is knocked out.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" the teacher yells but the girls says "omeoa o kasuro."
"no no no!!" heero yelled "you said it wrong!! You idiot! Its-"
But then The Silvia punched the teacher in the gut and said, "whatever!"
Silvia took the teacher and threw her against a wall, which made the wall break since the teacher was so fat and heavy. She then started kicking the teacher in her face so the teacher had a big dent in her head.
"omae o kosoru" the girl said, this time a different way.
"no!!" heero yelled "your saying it wrong!! Oh well just say what you wanna say!"
Relena woke up and started yelling "HHEERRRROOO!!!!" but then Heero took out one of his Voodoo dolls and started messing with Relena throwing the doll against the wall which made Relena go their as well.
Duo and Wufei start on the teachers voodoo dolls and they throw the teacher around also.
Silvia just keeps saying "omaru koson" saying it wrong all the time while shaking so hard her looks like she going crazy.
Trowa just starts break dancing and Quatre is banging his head on the wall trying to make it break like the teacher did.
Then Relena dies while all the gundam boys and the shaking silvia burn her into ashes while saying a mini speech each:
Heero: u should have taken the tic-tac u ugly hairy beast!!
Duo: your new name is now Quoshina!!
Trowa: play your funky music white girl..no wait..ur breath will kill everyone.
Wufei: ur not an onna..ur a guy!!
Quatre: how did the teacher do that with the wall?!
Silvia: (shaking a lot until it looks like she going to crash down) omaeo o kusoru!!!!!
SILVIA: BWAHAHHAHA OMAEO O KUSORO!!!!!!
END